Wh-when will i get a tinder match?

wh-when will i get a tinder match?

When you settle for fat chicks.

I would give you one if i could

Did you achieve 1/2/3/4?

When you become handsome.

I matched with a definite slut and I still fucked up haha.

I mentioned a girl and boom I got dropped.

Learn from my mistake boys.

1/2/3/4 unlocks gf but you can smash with less

>be Swedish, tall and stronk (white)
>doing decent on Tinder, get a few matches daily, about 25% are women I actually want to smash (I swipe right on literally everyone w/o looking at them)
>feels pretty guud, have smashed a few chicks from there
>decide with brother to spend almost entire summer in England
>went around Cornwall, mainly Newquay and St Ives surfing
>Know for a fact (at least what I thought before I went) most british women are decent, with a ton of makeup and super easy to bang
>also literally all English dudes are ugly as fuck, see a few decent dudes but not one dude who is 6'4 like me, stronk and decently handsome
>still dont get ONE SINGLE FUCKING MATCH for entire two months, spent entire vacation w/o getting laid
>had literally expected to quadruple my success
feels bad man

>2. Relationship, dating advice, and "mental health" threads belong on /adv/.

Friendly reminder that the reason she doesn’t text back is because you have a green bar

It's harder to smash than find gf

hit 1/2/3/4 still no gf, only occasional fuckbuddy

because you're likely DYEL tier and probably average/below average looks.

What did he mean by this?

If you don't have an iPhone some chicks won't even bother trying to talk to you. Sad but true

Maybe dyel by Veeky Forums standards, but I get mired everytime I meet new people, and dyels are asking me for advice. Also yeah I have an average face imo, but I have smashed qts before, and the chicks in england were much uglier than the average swedish blonde but still no matches.

I can't wait until GODhan gives you what you deserve. You're fucking finished Jiren.

Oh I get it now.

Lucky me then ;)

Tinder for the most part is dead. It's full of inactive profiles and bots. The train left in 2014 mate.

Why did you spoil it you fucking nigger

Swedish is gay as fuck.

Yeah it must be something like this, time to go back to meeting people irl.

>A swede can literally make a post about smashing sluts
>will still get called a gay

I guess we deserve it

For thousands of years, every single one of your ancestors met someone and had children without shit like tinder

Tfw all these matches but most of them are fat or dumb.

I guess it doesn't help that I'm still fat too tho.

why even waste swipes on landwhales.

i can also see you have premium, you should be ashamed.

I bought it in a moment of weakness, forgive me senpai.

Also I just absentmindingly swipe right on everyone and filter them out later.

Those ugly guys are what the girls there like
Same thing for me in Ireland, the girls are sluts but only for the Irish guys

I don't get shit on bumble but I'm sure it's my profile cause i can't get shit. Only had one selfie so i ended up putting images of me fucking around that i know aren't good.

Help me think of what pictures to take, currently i imagine pictures on top of trees cause bitches love niggas on top of trees. Mainly need help with description.

lol is this actually true? Ive never used Tindr so i have no experience with it. Damn thats pretty shallow

Take pics with dogs
Have a shirtless pic that someone else took
Pic with friends or other girlls

Guess it's time to approach random street dogs

That looks like a good boy. Is it a good doggo user?

>pic with dogs
Yes
>pic with friends
Yes
>pic with girls
Oh no baby, what is you doing?

Dude, the only girls that are easier than Swedish are Danish.
>expecting any women elsewhere to be as easy as scandinavians
>tfw living in Iceland and the dating scene is even worse than Japan

Yes!
You need a pic with girls bro promise