This your tinder match for today Veeky Forums.w..what do you say to her?

This your tinder match for today Veeky Forums.w..what do you say to her?

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Hi faggot

>what do you say to her?
Hello faggot, want some dick?

lets hook up before you kill yourself

I'm sorry I didn't know I was browsing

give us the other pics aswell op

Why is tinder matching me with a fucking loser?

>her

wew lad come on now...

>"No way, mine too."

>snapchat filter

>Exactly four (4) pictures.
>No job listed
>No instagram linked

Matched to a bot.

>"hey is it me or are you burning up"
kmp

You match with this, and no one can give you a quick rundown. What do you do Veeky Forums?

were you raped by a stranger or was it someone close to you

move along

Possible man and looks way older than 22.

>22
>Already had plastic surgery
>Wears a fuckton of makeup
>Eyebrows are a fucking mess
>Pittsburg


Who would want to deal with her shit?

take the bogpill

>check her bio or pictures and come up with a good starting line
>proceed to talk with her for 10-15 messages
>ask for coffee and snapchat
>send snaps
>go see her for coffee
>maintain her interest and ask her if she lives alone
>she says yes, go back to her place
>violently rape and murder her

This.
Bogdanoffs are benevolent beings, or at least we hope so...

obliterate that boipussy

Isn't this that some people claim is a grill that shopped the dick on her nudes, but i cant imagine why a girl would do that.

If it is a trap it's the best looking one i've ever seen
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Or am I mixing her up with someone else? I definitely know that face from somewhere

If you mess my dinner up I'll throw a Tatum

Bro, that's 5. Learn to count m8

christ. i've never been into tranny porn but i think i'd suck her dick

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she's got that plastic surgery look where she's some indeterminate age between 22 and 50

Nothing. Fuck tinder. Fuck bumble. Fuck cell phones and girls and everything.

My current and first real girlfriend I met on bumble and everything was great and now its fucking terrible and I'm just fucking done and I have nobody to even rant to anymore so I come back to fucking Veeky Forums and all you retards are still acting like getting pussy is the best thing on earth.

>Be me
>Swipe right on cute older redhead on bumble
>End up talking for hours a day, hit it off like crazy
>Meet up for coffee, walks, minigolf shit
>Ask her to be my girlfriend after a month or two
>Everything is great
>Suddenly she starts acting distant and weird
>Tells me about how she used to hook up with dudes in college who had huge cocks
>She still hangs out with some of them, never told me about it
>It took 2 months of hanging out before we had sex
>Find out there's all these dudes who snap and text her at all hours, shes fucked half of them
>Claims she was raped once
>One guy used her as a cocksock for over a year

Every fucking Veeky Forums meme about girls has come true and I'm fucking done. The only shit that makes sense anymore is lifting weights and protein shakes. Have fun with your cock carousel app, we are the protagonists of a dystopian novel and I hope it ends in my fucking death

>he fell for the "looking for relationships with dating apps" meme

Listen to this guy I'm going through this right now as well never trust those hoes
>Bitches and hoes aint nothing but clothes once you got them you wish you never bought them

lmao dude we tried to warn you

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FAT!

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>My current and first real girlfriend
>current

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

autism

so how long has it been since your MTF treatment?

What are you doing?

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>tfw not confident enough to use Tinder

>my current
>current

yeah so uhh.... why?

Just end it faggot, I bet you don't even lift 1/2/3/4 for 15 reps each

FAT girls: only pictures of them upclose from a flattering angle and face always caked with layers of foundation.

NEXT!

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those are fat girl tits

Give her my number

>that cleavage

Here's a tip for the less experienced: That weird gap in her tits by the bottom of her collar indicate small floppy pancake tits. There aren't many things worse than a fat chick with awful tits

Absolute madman.

yikes

She obviously has no concept of wild animals, let alone ones that are predators.

>we say getting pussy is good
>nigger goes and start a motherfucking RELATIONSHIP instead of just simply hooking up
>with a total whore
>have no fucking clue how girls and society work because of autism
>gets surprised and mad at basic level shit like this
>comes back complaining and spewing even more autistic shit
Can you even listen to yourself? Fuck off

>that chest.

The only problem I saw in your blog is that you have a small dick and couldn't please your ex.
Fucking dicklets, you'll never learn.