How can I achieve gladiator mode?

How can I achieve gladiator mode?

6 hour log walks

you have to eat a live bee

Don't. He died :/

That isn't andy

I had such a fucking man crush on andy. Rip

You should strive for this op, not what you put.

Oh damn true, it's the faggot from the second season.
Do you have any idea how disappointed I was when I turned that shit on and then had to google what the fuck happened.

He was my Veeky Forumsspiration

I took a photo of him to a barber and asked for the same hairstyle

It looked shit on you didn't It

Gladiators tried to be as fat as possible.
The more cut you were, higher the chances a ligament would be cut, rendering the arm/hand/ankle/knee/whatever useless. Or a muscle, that would mean you lose a higher quantity of blood and therefore you'll be tired.

gladiators who lived long enough were fat and strong.

>being fat will protect you from an actual sword
found the delusional fat guy

None of them actually lived long - fighting had way too much lucky element in it, you just died at some point.

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>>being fat will protect you from an actual sword
>found the delusional fat guy
Do your research user, it was actually the case. A layer of fat can help absorbing blunt trauma and if a cut is grazing, it will only cut into the fat instead of muscle or organs.

Here you go Op.
Gladiator Training for Retards!
>Put SWORD (A) to ENEMY (B)
>JAM IT IN!
>????
>Profit!

>it will only cut into the fat instead of muscle or organs.
If you'd been skinnier that graze would have been a miss.

Wide hips and narrow shoulders. Framelet

The opponent aim for the body in either case. Plus still fat provides a layer of physical protection. The gladiators did fatten up prior games so there must have been a reason for it

Bait or illiteracy.

Ha no. Because it's just a normal hair cut really. Nothing special

Crixus>Spartacux

How you fight against other gladiators
> is this just a thread where we post jacked dudes in armor

Gannicus > All.

>he doesn't volunteer at his local gym's manlet pit colosseum

Aren't you afraid you'll get David and Goliathed?

problem with this show is im just trying to enjoy the story but my dick is hard the whole time

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Eat lots of barley and other whole grains.