ITT:kryptonite

It's not very often I come across a woman that I'd want to go down on, but hot damn I'd go down on her and book a one week stay with my face in her beautiful crotch.

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I hate you man
I'm try to not jerk off everyday but Veeky Forums just makes it harder
I think I could basically be a monk like this

Food in general

I eat "clean" but boy do I love eating and binging. Good thing I long ago stopped eating most processed stuff or I'd surely be a fat fuck.

I feel you buddy
sorry, had to delete it, forget we are in a blue board

Congrats, you're gay.

It's cool

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>woman

Should we tell him?

he already fucking knows. Quit being a faggot.

SOMEBODY STOP ME

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Toss a chip breh, those look breddy tasty

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pb&js still get me
fuck

I make gourmet pb&js for dessert. Shit is god tier

Peanut butter, I know it’s not that unhealthy but you could down 200 calories with one spoon full.

Whats a gourmet pbj like?

Is there anything better than some thicc shortbread post-workout?

My nigga, with a nice cup of milk. Absolutely god tier. Been cutting hard, gonna reward myself with these bad boys on Saturday

What kind of bread is that?

oh my fuck are these ever messy but really tasty

Diet My Dew and chocolate fudge poptarts

>fudge poptarts

probably the worst ones after blueberry

strawberry is the best and them smores

I was thinking the same thing until I looked at the filename.

Make your own sugar-free jam, use natty peanut butter, actually healthy bread, and suddenly it's not junk food anymore.

> actually healthy bread
>healthy bread

BWAHAHAHAHAH

Fuck, these are delicious. And cheap.

>buy box
>the entire row is stuck together

I have two of these every day, helps a shitload with caloric intake. Usually use sugar-free marmalade, though.

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g o o b a h s

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Only Russians can relate.
>finally get my license today
>dad gets me a bunch of snacks and cake I like including this
RIP cut

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Those are God tier

Maaaan I love me some goobahs

You mean them fudge cookies from the dollar tree store? Fuck me

fuark what happened to those? blockbuster used to have them

>Dude lmao just make it taste like cardboard and it isnt junk food any more
Wow, great advice.

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>throw up hamburger meat + ranch + lettuce
>get this

nah the meat is actually chicken and lamb, and it also has rice in it.

i always see these at costco i the fuckhueg containers.
I cant have them though because i will eat them until the salt starts dissolving my tongue

Gold fish are da Shit breh

I-i just need one guys

ayy man I'm getting these goobahs

Fuck these things.

They taste so damn good and they never fill up no matter how many you eat.

man i love me some clark

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Really any kind of chips or candy. I cant keep any of it in the house.

make some poutine with that shit nigga

my nigga

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I can go through a box of these in five minutes.

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kek

The only bad thing about these is it's easy to eat too many, but the macros are goat for bulking and they are tasty as fuck.
I accidentally my calories for the day with em today tho.

Oh fuck, those meat buns are one of my kryptonite as well. Whenever I have to travel to China for work, I would usually eat like 5 of those everyday day. Nah, macros are pretty shit desu, Carbs and sodium are too high. My number 1 kryptonite are ricotta cheesecakes, fuck they're too good.

That isn't that bad, I just drop the rice and eat it like a warm salad with extra hot sauce and a small amount of the white.

Unfortunately I live out on Long Island, so I have to travel to Queens before I see a halal cart.

Doner kebab still has a shit ton of calories tho
Or am I wrong?

Yeah, but you can cut a good chunk of it out by eliminating the pita and rice, but I'm on keto, so I'm biased

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Little Debbie’s a fucking whore

used to be my weakness too, til i ate two bags in one sitting. Awful stomach pains and burning shits. I'm still not sure if that was red dye or blood in my stool.

box cereal

>yfw that cinnabon smell in the mall

Fuuuuuuuuuck yes my niggah.
Haven't had a honey bun in years but good gods did I love those mothers when I still ate garbage food.

Nah the only thing I ever wanted at the mall was an orange julius or arbys/taco bell

Pb&J is a staple of bulking diet.
Cheap and easy to make, can eat a few a day. Love that sandwich!

Not kryptonite this is fine dining

>eating jew food
Kys.

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I’ll inhale entire bags before I even know what’s happened

Place across the street makes pork buns. They each have half a hard boiled egg, corn, peas, and a good amount of pork in them. It's goddam amazing to get a couple after work.

mfw when that thing gave you a headache as a child

Help, just ate an entire bag of it.

Christ himself could not resist the temptation from this

these

The best thing is you can feel your tongue react just by thinking about sour stuff

>any gummy candy
fuark

big tub costs only a few bucks

>tillamook ice cream
Good stuff, but can't find it anywhere around here
I can get the cheese though, and boy does it go fast
I can go through one of these in a week if I'm not careful

Anyone that says this isn’t the best ice cream in the world is just fucking wrong.

These fuckers are amazing.

I will always remember going to the grocery store as a kid and filling up a bag of every gummy candy

peach donut shapes, green apple, bears, sharks, sour worms, regular worms

I'm an adult and I could do that now but I wouldn't bother

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>frogs
>eggs
>belly buttons

Nothing worse than a bad Little Debbie brownie. When they fuck up, it's big. When they hit, they hit big. Goddamn those things are good. Over the past 3 or so months I finally phased them out of my diet. It was hard as hell. I think im finally over them.

Stop it with those posts plz, FUCK, I'm on a cut and am seriously considering getting me some lollies right now.

it's been a long time now