That 4th poop of the day

>that 4th poop of the day

this is my dream man
t. constipated dyel

>Be me
>get new protein powder
>berry flavored
>super tasty
>couple days later see my poop is pink
>start freaking out, thinking there’s blood in my stool.
>eventually realize that my bright pink protein powder is making my shits pink

Gay

I know those feels

>tfw you're slightly constipated and a hard, thick log stimulates your prostate on the way out

n-no homo, right?

Better than the first poop in 4 days...

This
Women should be jealous of men's orgasmic poops

>tfw constant diarrhea while bulking

i'm only eating 3k calories a day but i feel like im blasting it all out my ass. i eat a lot of dark leafy greens and I get a lot of fiber. what gives?

why when im on an empty stomach i have like ibs needing to shit like every hour but never satisfying shits.
then i eat a meal, and feel normal the rest of the day.

>8th poop of the day
>4 hour toilet sessions

eat some vegetables once in a while, christ

>8×4=32
>only 24 hours in a day

I'm confused user

poop sessions can happen simultaneously

No dude, you just don't get off the seat after you wipe your ass.

I just drop a 3 flush megashit

Psyllium husk? I had the same thing.

I wish I only had to shit 4 times a day man, sometimes it goes up to 15 times a day.
IBD is a bitch.

It took awhile but all the fiber I'm ingesting it regulating my body to poop once a day. it feels so nice. I almost have an urge to go twice.

sorta related
>Be me
>start taking powder with mocha flavour
>my pee smells extreamly like mocha
I know that pee smells weird from aspargus, but now it's fricking mocha!! tf

I hear it rec'd a lot. I'm guessing PH helped you or you wouldn't be shilling it. What product do you usually get?

people think they shit don't pink