Genetic Lottery

Pros:
>decent jaw
>good cheekbones and eyes
>Perfect frame to me
>great eyesight
>Red hair that isn't too scarlet more like slightly brownish red
>blue green eyes
>5"11 might hit 6 foot soon
>6 inch dick(slightly above average)
>good looking ass for a guy(lmao)

Neutral:
>ginger(I like it, but not really attractive to anyone else)
>freckles

Cons:
>Jew nose
>long neck
>blonde eyebrows, making it seem like I have no eyebrows when looking at face from certain angles
>odd shaped head, fine with hair but if I go bald im fucked

Could be ever so much worse, but if it weren't for the jew nose I feel like I could be chad.

Pros
>6'0
>good health
>7" penor
>decent face

Cons
>slight overbite
>skinny
>wristlet
>might be autistic

Pros

>Solid jawline
>Good hairline
>7.3" penis
>not a brainlet
>talented wrestler
>good at sports

Cons

>asthma
>5'8"
>not a lightskin
>bad teeth

Pros
>naturally strong as shit
>maintain vascularity even at high bf%
>thicc cock
>white
>not autistic socially
Cons
>5”8’ manlet
>holds fat around love handles
>shoulder injury
>muscle imbalances
>BDM

>>maintain vascularity even at high bf%
Is this actually a good thing? I have this too and I'm starting to lose body fat. I'm worried that it's going to look really extreme when I'm at 10-15%.

Pros:
>6'4"
>Decent looking
>good frame
>flawless skin, never needed product in my life

Cons:
>slav nose
>light gyno
>awful teeth

Pros
>White
>Blonde
>Blue eyes
>Straight clean teeth
>Perfect facial hair
>Naturally broad shoulders
>Good cock length and girth
>Socially proficient
>Naturally juicy calves

Cons
>5'11.9"
>Thin receding hair since 19 years old
>Need glasses
>Retain weight like I'm a heavy duty magnet
>Osgood schlatter and patellar tendinitis make leg gains impossible
>Sensitive skin
>Can't tan, burn like a match soak in kerosene
>Sweat like a wet sponge
>Nails are naturally ingrown

Cons:

>5'6''/167cm
>Nose is kind of ugly
>Facial hair grows back too quickly
>Very anxious in social situations
>Head hair is kinda fucky on my right side. Like it doesn't grow evenly with the rest.
>Bottom row of teeth are sort of messed up. Makes me not want to smile or even talk.

Pros:

Uh....

depend if you like looking joocy, I’m a big fan of veins so if I still have them on my arms at approx 20%bf I’m a happy man

itt: everyone posts, no one responds

sick thread OP

Pros
>Nice eyes
> Good hair
> firm Jawline
> 6.3 dick
Cons
>Eyes have a tendency to become lazy when staring off into space
> social skills suck a bag of dicks
> personality is shit
> hair grows on the bottom shaft of muh dick
> big as ears
> Jew nose
> can't tan

Pros
>deep voice
>6'5
>manly chin and somewhat okay jawline
>fat comes off easily
>full head of hair
>healthy eyesight, no glasses
>somewhat intelligent
>affinity to music

Cons
>lactose intolerant
>hard gainer (most tallfags are)
>weak immune system
>signs of low test, not checked
>weak joint health
>fuckin migraines
>below average dick
>susceptible to depression
>Hair pattern equals that of pic related

Who here /satyros/?

>migraines

I feel you user. I get bad headaches when I get gluten and view displays that have PWM flicker.

Sucks ass.

PROS:
>6'6
>Fat 7" dick
>Kinda attractive with a beard

CONS
>No chin
>Slight pectus
>Prone to injuries

>superior IQ
>proportanant body
>proportanant
>p r o p o r t a n a n t

Pros
>almost Chad
>smart

Cons
>asbergers
>Lazy

Are you me

Pros: honesty

Cons: negativity

This applies to some posts ITT

cons
>balding at 20
>short
>uneven face
>weak jaw
>crooked teeth
>downward bent dick
>shitty insertions
>narrow shoulders
>wide hips
>low t
>fat stored on pecs
>shit eyesight

pros
>can't think of any. got told i had nice hair but that was before i started balding.

I wonder if there is anything that cures this shit, other than beheading.

>having this mindset

Yep, never gonna make it

it feels that way, in my defense shit's not going ok in my life atm and I'm cutting so I got the low carbs/fat depression

PROS:
>Wide Shoulders
>Good Jawline
>Decent Face ~ 6/10 - 7/10
>White
>Decent sized benis
>Not socially retarded :)

Cons:
>Vampire Teeth
>Back Acne
>Wide Hips (Not wider than shoulders tho)
>No Calves
>Anterior Pelvic Tilt
>5' 7 (Don't mind my height though)
>Small Forearms
>HAIRLINE DISAPPEARING AT 18 (Wouldn't mind bald tho)
>Dumb as fuck

>dumb as fuck
atleast you will find happiness more easily

But I'm not happy because I'm dumb
youtube.com/watch?v=RmOREoeSCOM

Please dude, utilize your height to the fullest in every single social situation, I would literally kill every single lanklet for 3inches

pros
>nice hair
>good skin (separate from freckles)
>good speaking skills
>great teeth + health
>good stamina
>good face (arguably)
>extrovert
>fairly likable person

cons
>5'4 manlet
>ginger
>skelly
>autist along with other mental illness
>low self discipline
>bones break easily
>cant drive
>shit vision
>disgustingly pale and cant tan, just burn in the sun
>blue eyes (many consider this a pro but it looks creepy on me)
>stupid as shit highschool dropout

I'm ok with most my cons I just desperately wish I was taller, being short sucks. Especially when you're as short as me.
>mfw when 5'6 to 5'10s complain about their height
>mfw they will never know the real struggle

PROS
>i never had a family, girlfriend or friends so i will never know the pain of losing someone you love

CONS
>Only pain give me gains, and i cant feel pain anymore

>naturally muscular (sink like a rock in water)
>intelligent (but big balding head 1-2 SD above normal cranial circumference)
>big d (wish it was bigger)
>own my company (work all the time)

All my good comes with bad

pros:
>great muscular inserts, extremely easy gains
>120 IQ
>no genetic medical conditions at all

cons:
>5'6"
>hapa
>mediocre face aesthetics, chinlet, upturned nostrils
>being a hapa manlet creates the worst lack of self-confidence you could ever imagine, while being eternally angry at the world.

>brain that is useful for trolling and scheming
>fine height, 184 cm, manlet cutoff number
>above average penis length and far above average penis girth(makes sex really easy, thick dick is the goat for chicks)
>handsome face
>wide shoulders
>bubble butt(but mostly attracts fags, some chicks like it though, others dont care)
>upbeat mind, never depressed

Pros
>6'3
>Athletic, big muscles and good proportions
>nice head of hair
>7.5" cock
>solid jawline
>10/10 when cut

Cons
>can't think of any

Pros
>6'3
>Well built frame
>my body produces an extra protein for more fast twitch muscles
>amazing calves(When im cut, my calves are proportionate to my body, sitting at 19.5 inches)
>good facial hair
>When I bulk I hold weight extremely well
>7-8.5/10 when cleaned up/cut
>above average intelligence
>better than average dong
>have a rugged/prettyboy face(weird combo)
>beautiful white skin(no acne)

Inbetweens
>have had an M hairline all my life, so it looks like my hair has receded more than it really has
>Prone to gain fast(definitely helped me bulk, double edge sword with cutting being harder)

Cons
>above 15% bodyfat and I have man titties
>above certain percent bodyfat my testosterone is halved
>gapped teeth(fixed with braces)
>matured fast mentally for my age, dont click well with a lot of shallow/superficial people

The inbetweens are things I count as both pros/cons pending on the situation. The hairline looks great shaved/buzzed, girls with daddy issues and women a few years older enjoy it, however I cant grow my hair long or change its style beyond shaved/cut.
Gaining easily is self explanatory, had 18 inch arms within 6 months of training(they weren't bodybuilder well defined, but they certainly weren't fatceps)

Pros:
>nice facial structure, defined jawline + cheekbones and good eye area
> don't store much fat in torso so I can have nice abs and chest without cutting too far
>good vision
>good teeth
>academically capable
>vaguely socially functional when I need to be
>broad shoulders, small waist
>good skin
>good, thick hair

Cons:
>5'11
>average/smallish penis
>store fat in thighs so I can't really get quad definition and I look weird in trousers
>ears protrude
>deviated septum
>horrific metabolism, actual TDEE is almost 600 Cal short of what calculators say it should be
>god awful bi/tri insertions so my arms permanently look like shit and appear way too small for delts

Ooh, i had a chuckle.

Pros
>Long healthy hair
>185
>Always funny and a positive attitude
>Broad shoulders
>Can recall a lot of things
>Function well with little sleep

Cons
>Chronic mylloid leukemia
>Somewhat overweight
>Introverted till I get to know you
>can recall a lot of things.

PROS:
6 inch deek
High IQ, good at music and languages too
Great hair and body structure in general.
Nice and thick beard if I let it grow.
The best teeth EUW
White af skin, don't look like a pleb
The derivative of my strenght gained/training time curve is very, very high
Anti-LDL factor in blood
Extremely high bone density
No medical conditions
Not prone to diseases

CONS:
5'7. This one is really bad because I'm a very dominant person and I could use the height.
I get burnt easily due to white af skin
I'm seriously mentally unbalanced and get very aggressive for very little things (or at least I do get told so)
Kinda jew nose, but not as curved.
Small wrists
Roid gut without roiding if I'm bulking

>pros
7" dong
Top 0.1% IQ
Great skin tone
Born into money
Great internal organs
Good hair
>cons
5'8
Likes lofi hiphop
Predisposed for alcohol abuse
No facial hair
Asexual
Dog allergy

Pro
>6'2
>Dont have cancer or anything yet
>Naturally large calves
Con
>Aspergers
>Mouth-breather
>Hayfever
>Small wrists
>Ugly face
>Skin isnt that good

How much do you weight?

All pros are irrelevant because I am sub-8 face and framecel Tbh

Pros:
>great athletic abilities all around with only exeption of cardio
>handsome face
>great proportions and insertions
>good teeth, very harmonious combination of pale skin, gray/green eyes and dark hair
>intelligence is well above average
>great at drawing since I was a kid
>have learned english all by myself even though my first language is very different
>good taste
>people respect me even though I am not very social
>girls were hitting on me since I am 14 despite me being autistic throughout the school
>multiple girls and women told me they feel safe near me
>18 cm dick

Cons:
>172 cm tall
>big ears kind of making look younger than I am and ruining my good looking face
>late bloomer (I am 22 and my beard JUST started to grow around a year ago)
>thin wrists and bones
>prone to depressions and addictions

kek

Pros
> decent jawline
> hairline + thick hair
> good facial hair
> hunter eyes + good brow
> 7" penis
> Stronk for my size
> nice ass apparently

Cons
> Manlet 5'7
> hairy chest and back
> wide waist
> shitty chest insertions

Could be worse
>tfw when most of your pros are your face

Also:
>deep voice that got complimented by professional singing teacher and getting compliments about it from time to time

Pros
>188cm (6'1)
>Beautiful face
>Dont get fat
>Good base physique: Can run 10k after a year of not working out
>Manly voice
>Full Head of hair, no baldness in family

Cons
>Can get shaky hands when my body is under stress, prob a dash of parkinsons or some shit
>Pectus excavatum
>Really small dick when flaccid
>Beta

>No allergies
>Greek demigod like very strong curly hair, no changes in hairline when all my friends are
>Nice nose
>Nice green eyes and surrounding facial shape around eyes
>Wide shoulders
>Average penis

>5'8
>Wristlet
>Overbite, made my chin and jaw look decent by practicing how to bite my lower lip to make chin protrude forward. Been doing this for 5 years now.
>-4 in both eyes
>Teeth could be better, at least top row is flawless
>Had really bad acne, as a result craterface
>Wide hips
>Skin between fingers often breaks and become oozing, bloody wounds
>Hernia
>No changes to ever be a real bearmode even if I tried my best
>Pale as fuck skin that burns very easily
>Can't smell, if I apply a fragrance I can't smell anything of it

Pros
>6'4"
>not ugly

Cons
>birthing hips
>look like a child
>hit puberty really late

>look like a girl in this picture

How old are you though?

I'm 23

here's one where I don't look depressed

Your face is pretty androgenic, it might turn out more masculine with age but don't expect that much. You look really likable despite it so just focus on your strenghts, get fit and keep your testosterone levels high, you gonna make it.

pros
>6'2"
>thick hair
>bit above average penor
>white
>some other nice features maybe
>don't seem to get injured when playing my sport

cons
>the chubbiest cheeks you have ever seen in your life even though I am ~12%
>big forehead with mini hellboy horns under bad lighting
>bad skin
>could list dozens of my minor insecurities
>autism
>Autism

Pros
>Above average penis size
>BIGBRAIN
>Not a facelet
>Smooth fair skin
>No mental disorders (yet).
>Great social skills, especially for a Veeky Forums shitposter.
>No addictive personality.

Cons
>Naturally super-skelly hardgainer. Can't bulk.
>5'11 manlet :^(
>Family history of schizophrenia and alcoholism.

>Good musician
If you haven't invented at least 3 new scales, you're not a good musician.

>above average WPM
>genetic
110 WPM here. Both parents type 60. Both grandmothers type 30wpm. Brother types 20.

74kg

>>decent jaw
>open picture
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is it hiding out above your fucking nose? kekek
You don't have a jaw.

>Not ugly
>Look like a girl in this picture
>Birthing hips

L O N D O N
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>>fuckin migraines
Stop drinking caffeine.

>185
>he just listed some random number in his pros

>6'1"
>Basically perfect teeth, never needed braces
>20/20 vision
>Like to think I'm above average face wise
>Haven't gotten a proper pimple since I was 15
>Amazing as fuck metabolism, can eat assloads of food and never put on weight (also a curse)
>Girthy dick that girls love
>Quick wit, funny, people love to be around me (not sure if genetics but eh)

Cons
>Only member of my family apart from mum with shit tier brown eyes, everyone else has piercing blue
>Big nose that makes me look arab/jewish
>Dark black hair also makes me look arab/jewish
>All my features make me look arab/jewish despite the fact I'm white
>Hairline isn't receding yet but know that it will start receding within the next 10-15 years (I'm 20 atm)
>Struggle to grow full facial hair, have annoying ass pencil pube beard, tho still looks good if well kept

Life is suffering. At least I got an OK face I think.

Pros:
>Facial Hair
>Wide Back
>8inch penor
>Good voice

Cons:
>Balding
>5'11
>Hairy back
>Hairy legs
>Need Contacts
>Insecure
>Put on weight easy
>Wide nose

thanks dude i really appreciate it

Pros:
>6'1
>good ab insertions
>wide shoulders
>nice jawline
>7 inch penis

Cons:
>teeth and not perfectly straight and a bit yellow
>uneven chest and nipples
>tiny calves
>crooked huge nose due to boxing
>necklet and traplet
>shitty facial hair
>shit lifts
>shit eyesight due to years of gaming

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Forgot to add to cons
>shit hair genetics

Pros:
>just about saved from being a manlet, potential to grow still
>great hair (soft)
>good eyes and face (kinda)
>strong with broad shoulders

Cons:
>fat cunt (working on it)
>no social skills
>into fat chicks which contradicts pursuit of fitness and hate of fatties

A-am I gonna make it fellas?

Pros
>good skin
>good brain
>good teeth
>good benis
>naturally fit
>no smelly odors
>white
>blue eyes

Cons
>manlet
>big skull
>weird hair
>weird pubes
>small knees
>depression
>white trash
>ugly if not looksmaxxed

>6'4
>long torso
>decently broad shoulders

>wide as fuck pelvis
>middle class penis
>depressed and paranoid as fuck
>knees are shot from being a fat fuck from childhood to 17

Pros
>White
>Dark hair
>Broad shoulders
>Great insertions except biceps
>6'0
>Big calves

Cons
>Brown eyes(fucking genetics, every sibling gets green eyes and I get this shit)
>Impossible to put on weight
>Shjtty farmer tan that's been there for 6 months.
>Hairy as fuck
>Shitty beard

Pros
>build muscle easily
>non inbred white
>great jawline
>great teeth
>interesting
>8 inch peen
>beautiful hair
>naturally good neck and traps
>not autist
Cons
>5'10"
>puffy bags under eyes
>shit frame, wide pelvis
>patchy beard

I tend to wear boots, put some concealer to cover up redness around my eyes and dress well to hide my waist. Work with what you've got. I'll never be Chad, but I have a lot of friends, still get laid and do pretty well on tinder.

...

Pros
>6'1''
>good jawline
>clear skin
>rated 7/10 by girls
>exercise like shit every day, eat shit and still get stronger in a few days
>6-7'' bepis bonepressed

Cons
>14cm bepis because of accumulated fat
>Storing fat on ass and thighs
>outstanding abdominal fat since early childhood
>not losing fat, but muscles while fasting
>looking like shit with glasses on and still need them
>extreme sexual endurance, can't orgasm with partner
>kind of crooked teeth
>facial asymmetry
>celestial nose
>can't grow a decent beard yet (20)
>small hands and tiny wrist

Pros
>Broad shoulders
>Deep clear voice
>Well Spoken
>Decent boxer
>Very light blue eyes that are often noticed
>Thick, strong thighs/glutes
Cons
>Shit teeth
>5'10
>Despite being strong and capable of defending myself always shy away from standing my ground
>Periods of depression
>Low opinion of self

nice gains, bro
no homo

audible kek

pros
>good jawline, hair, eyebrows and conventionally good looking
>good calf genetics
>naturally low bf% and vascular af
>6ft
>perfect ab symmetry

cons
>round pecs and bump on sternum
>mild upper body asymmetry (v subtle)
>average penor
>skelly if no exercise

Pros
>6ft 1
>wide shoulders
>big calves, thighs
>big strong hangs
>size 12 feet
>youthful face
>good, strong teeth
>white
>blue eyes
>perfect ears
>best thick hair that'll never go bald
>strong liver, heart, kidneys etc.

Cons
>can't grow a beard
>average jawline
>currently obese
>have large range of allergies
>autistic (diagnosed)
>youthful face
>6 inch 5.5 girth dick

Overall I think I got a good result despite being a working class parents offspring.

>Broad Shoulders
>Above Average IQ
>Pretty good jaw
>Great beard
>I've been told I have really nice eyes often
>Basically no problems with acne ever

Cons:
>Receding hairline at 24, I've been told the buzzed look works on me, so at least there's that
>Born missing two teeth (canines)
>A lot of history of alcoholism in my family
>Weak ass calves
>Weak ass forearms

I'm definitely not an alcoholic but that shit still scares me. My uncle's life is a fucking wreck from it.

Pros:
>healthy teeth
>nice skin
>mensa-level IQ
>thick hair

Cons:
>lots of allergies
>XX chromosomes
>bad eyesight

>Satyr
>Low Test
Might want to check that one out

>good facial aesthetics
>strong jaw, brow, dimples, etc
>wide hips+wide shoulders for door-mode
>great shoulder genetics, 3d natty delts
>great trap genetics, massive traps without doing any isolation
The downside
>5'9"
>balding at 23
>small wrists
>knee issues
>non hodgkins lymphoma
Pretty mixed bag desu.

L o n d o n

PROS:
>handsome
>italian descent
>good jawline
>while autistic I score girls because I am very charismatic (I learned it from movies)
>high test
>5'11''
>fat big dick
CONS:
>Roman nose (okay in the front bad in some angles)
>bad eyesight
>small feet and hands
What do you think?

Pros:
>6'3
>7" dick
>high IQ
Cons:
>Acne
>Skelly
>Big nose

Cm my nigger

I like to call this the good old "still a retard but just smart enough to know they're a retard"

Pros
>

Cons
>5'8
>ugly
>shit jawline
>pencil neck
>deformed mixed race abomination
>naturally skelly
>tiny weak wrists
>permainjured knees
>acne
>no facial hair
>glasses, beyond bad vision
>autism
>genetic predisposition to schizophrenia

>>store fat on my ass and hips
Not a con
>>had 2 heart infections.
Not genetic

Pros
>good jaw line
>facial hair
>7.5x6.5 in. benis
>bretty gud genetics for muscles

Cons
>acne (like all over face, back, ass, chest is clear somehow)
>5'10
>tiny fucking hands (like the same size as my 5'3 mother, the combination of this and a giant benis makes people think i have a boner or something constantly and the autism doesn't help)
>INTP

Pros
>6'5 in a family where mean average male height is 6'2
>75% North European+Germanic
>136 IQ on Stanford-Binet test to test if I had autism (I don't)
>auburn hair with natural blond highlights
>bass voice like Peter Steele
>wide shoulders
>barrel chest
>can grow a thick full beard from baldface in under 3 months
>very mild acne during teen years

Cons
>I look like a bear but I'm 100% straight, gays always hit on me and females that I ask out always assumed I was gay and tell me so
>widows peak
>all my physical traits make me look 8 years older than I am
>soft ass chin
>25% cuban
>6"x5" peenor
>self-imposed autism
>genetic failure (family history of bipolar, schizophrenia, cardiovascular disease, diabeetus, shit vision, asthma, alcoholism, gambling addiction)
>mature for age (had to raise brothers since age 5)
>everyone in my family that married ended up divorced
>store most fat on stomach and thighs, not on arms or chest

Pros
>6'2''
>Mesomorph, built
>People tell me I'm attractive
>straight teeth
>138 IQ
>Excel at physical sports/activities

Cons
>Socially I'm practically autistic
>5.5 inch dick
>Depression, anxiety