He doesn't start his day with a bulletproof coffee

>be american
>put butter in my coffee
wew

This is one of the top normie memes, well done sir

Kerry cows are shit tier. The only reason there's so much irish dairy processing is due to recently historic investment in dairy processing instead of farms. That's literally it

If you want good dairy, Jersey cows are the only answer

diarrhea? what? u think u will get diarrhea when u drink this? my god youre dumb

Coffee and oil do in fact produce bowl movements, nerd. I use coffee every morning to make sure I shit before gym time

>not starting out everday shilling tim ferris's work everywhere
never gonna make it

Can I put ghee (clarified butter) instead of butter and oil? I've got some great high grade ghee and I've heard its a better fat that butter

>asking people who put butter in coffee for permission to put ghee in coffee

Sublime kek

and i drink coffe with butter and coconut / xct oil every day, nerd. get a brain before spewing ur uninformed bullshit around online

>not starting your day with 6 eggs from your own chickens scrambled with cheese, sour cream and butter you made from milk your milked from your dairy cow and garlic and onions from your garden
>not starting your day with oat cakes from oats you grew yourself
>not starting your day with orange juice you fresh squeezed from your orangery
>not starting your day with tomato you grew in your garden
>starting your day with the coffee jew

youre not going to make it

>Consuming calories at the beginning of the day
Pshh, you're ten fads behind my nigger

Sounds comfy desu I'd hang with you but you sound like an insufferable person by the way you type. Nothing personnel.

>i heard butter was better than better

send lewds?

>not drinking cum you made yourself

DO YOU SHIT EVERY DAY TOO

*teleports behind you and grabs your ass*
You'd like that wouldn't you h-homo
*pecks you on the cheek and vanishes*

i said send lewds, now

twitter.com/thealanaragon/status/442725826086191104?lang=en
makes total snse that fit would endorse this trend

I already vanished, I'm kinda committed to this bit.

never reply to my posts again

Sorry babe

>not skipping breakfast

>Not skipping every meal and living off of solar rays

>2017: Ruining perfectly good coffee with THIS shit
You should be flogged until your back looks like bloody hamburger, you asshole. Wasting good coffee!

Are you fucking kidding me? Irish butter is superior to any butter I've ever bought.
Also it's from grass-fed cows only, so it's nutritionally superior.
You clearly don't know what is and is not good. Fix that.

>Thinks dietary fat is bad for you
>Thinks saturated fat has no nutritional use
Go back to middle school and take health class again

Philistine.

>Has no taste whatsoever

Then why is American butter garbage by comparison?

>doesn't eat breakfast
Never going to make it

What middle school teaches that saturated fats are good?

confirmed retarded. kerrygold and president are god tier butters. stop buying the land-o-lakes jew

>caffeine dependent
lmao

lol this

that user is right, but whenever i see folks on Veeky Forums being smug about nutrition, i can only assume they are at community college for personal training and just took their first college-level biology course.

Enjoy your NO TEST. Saturated fat increases your test levels, moron. Or are you some nu-male scum who secretly wants to be a woman?

>needing caffeine to function

faggot
this, also finlandia

this
never drank a cup of coffee in my life and I never will

>but he has SIPS errday

nah dude, I don't consume any caffeine
only thing I drink is water

>doesn't avail himself of the most common and highly effective performance-enhancing substance
never going to make it

Literally all of them

t. faggot

meme

>middle schools teach the opposite of mainstream science in their health classes