Hey bros, could you watch my chalk for me for a couple of minutes? Thanks in advance I'll be right back!

Hey bros, could you watch my chalk for me for a couple of minutes? Thanks in advance I'll be right back!

Don't tell OP I made a fleshlight out of chalk

...

>touch it even slightly
>large piece breaks off
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME

He will never notice

your chalk is gone bro

o..ok

wtf guys

Am i doing this right guys ?

Sure I’ll watch your chalk, but why did you hand me this block of Feta cheese???

Hmmm, it’s almost like it’s made out of soft crumbly chalk. Crazy!

For mad gains. OP is a tsundere for you user, he wants you to get big without noticing him liking you.

Why does that chocolate milk look orange?

Looks like a fucking Thai Tea.

DO NOT WANT!

bro i used some for deadlift thx

*takes a bite out of the chalk*

Mmmm.. tastes like... childhood

some kids legit used to eat the white thing that walls used to be covered in out of calcium deficiencies

My hs physics teacher would lick it of his fingers. ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.

I crumble mine into fine powder and mix with alcohol into a small bottle. Its so much more convenient, doesn't make a mess and gives you the perfect amount of chalk for lifts.

NO CHALK ALLOWED IN THE GYM
-Thanks management

because you don't respect the chalk
pick it up gently, rub it on your hands smoothly
do not force it

>DO NOT WANT!

go back back back back.

>new piece of chalk in Designated chalk bucket™
>big enough to nicely rub both hands with at the same time without making a mess
>get back to gym 2 days later
>it's crumbled up in billion pieces that puff up a cloud if you spread them onto your hands

I swear if I see that gains goblin who did this I'll throw him right into manlet pit