ITT post neat health tricks that normies don't know about

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NO IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FINGERS ARE BLUE WTF

just did it not dead

wait fucking what i just did it before reading your comments

At no point is it to late to get help, be safe user

If you die, let me know you died so I can try it

im not dead, what a ripoff

Goodbye Veeky Forumsizens, say hi to Rich for me

guys im seriously fucking crying my hand is blue am i actually going to die

SEE A DOCTOR NOW.

It doesn't happen right away, it takes time for the blood clot to reach your heart, you've got 1-2 hours of it creeping it's way up your veins.

>doing anything the internet tells you

So fake. You think suicide people would be wrist slicing if this was so simple?

Maybe if you keep posting instead of getting help it'll go away on its own.

I thought it was supposed to snap the tendon in your thumb and rek your wrist forever?

Yes. The people who killed themselves by doing so aren't around to spread the good word.

Holy fuck, why would you do this? Please go to a doctor immediatly.

So it won't kill me and I have to buy a gun or drugs or something? Fuckin lame

Say goodbye to your loved ones.

Who do I look like? Count Handula? how the fuck would i know? Just b urself

okay i'm driving to the hospital now

i dont fuck with preworkouts, i just mix pennies with a bit of salt and baking soda, add ammonia and bleach, and blow

increases nitric oxide like a motherfucker

do heart attacks hurt? might do this anyway just to off myself

it takes a few hours lol

if i don't post in the next hour i'm dead
someone screencap this please

Upload a picture of your hand

i did this before reading the comments and im fine, anyone who says heart attack is trolling or pressed WAY too hard on their wrist and hand lol.

yes they hurt a lot
just do helium if you want to kys you retard

Put ur phone away, it's dangerous while driving

Going to try this before bed

make a trip

the point was to press hard :^)

He wants to kill himself not entertain small children or stoned adults. Also, requesting helium, suicide
>you dont understand my struggle
Greentext

pic of hand or fake, faggut

you're supposed to do helium on the edge of a cliff so you float off the edge and then fall like a rock when the helium runs out you dumb fuck lmao

>pic related its my sides

Drinking water actually gives you negative calories. Since water is calorie free and it takes a certain amount of energy to consume and pass the water through your body, you're actually losing weight every time you drink water.
The same applies for incredibly low calorie foods such as tomatoes or celery. You'd think eating more of these foods would make you gain weight eventually, but you'd actually lose more weight the more you eat

nice meme, but wrong

Helium is old news, it's confirmed on the other chan's /suicide/ that add something to the tanks now that's an irritant that basically forces you to remove the mask.

Best techniques now are fentanyl or a good old shotgun blast to the face.

Nitrogen should work well, too.

you big dummies

>ebin """"""""""""safe"""""""""""browsing extensions
you're the retard lad

Somebody always ruins the joke.....

faggot

Sheeeeeeit, that picture, basically wetting myself over that, oh god I can already picture some retard just fucking smiling at the teacher like some autist.

Or you know, another inert gas that isn't helium. They aren't exactly hard to come by, it simply was that helium was easiest to come by due to its part balloon usage.

Besides that I call bullshit on the irritant thing, it would mean the whole "inhale helium for funny voices" thing would end as well. Besides besides, splitting helium from whatever aerosol they added to act as a potential irritant would be child's play because helium is, well, fucking inert. The whole reason you want to use helium is because it doesn't really react or bind with anything, this very property makes it rather easy to separate from basically anything.

Try killing yourself with LSD. They say nobody has been able to actually OD on it... but it would be fun to try to be the first one.

Helium is expensive. Buy nuclear grade. It's 99% pure. Who cares if you're spending 400$, you're killing yourself.

because some samefag replying to himself is so funny

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nobody says that retard. there's more than one documented death. dude thought he was banging speed and ended up shooting 150mg pure lsd.

you die of vascoconstriction

do not do this

>go to the doctor about carpal tunnel some time ago
>makes me do various hand tests
>at the end tells me to try this
>tell her i'm not a newfag

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say hi to zeez for me

Is this used in fatal Karate fights or something?

Me too. Haven't laughed like that in ages.

Is this the real life version of the five points palm technique from kill bill?

Dying cures all pain, idiot. Of course this will get rid of hand pain

kek

I did and it doesn't seem to be working

is there some kind of trick to it the image doesn't show?

who would have thought it was a joke huh?
good research

you have to do it in reverse within 9 minutes

fuck off white knight dickhead, boo hoo people r having fun without me, better step in and stop it before people laugh too hard, don't want everyone to get stronger sides without me.

150mg iv would be insane, i've heard of thumbprints before but even if you did survive your brain would be shot.

I miss iv drugs but love fitness more. thanks fit. 3 months clean.

>Implying I'm not the samefag

That picture is straight up bullshit.

What did you do about the carpal tunnel. I get pain on my outer forearms from some exercises. Not sure if I got it or something else.

You dont get a blood clot from that. Im sorry to burst your bubble

>Not having rTPA around for pulling off high-casualty mad bar tricks

Only way to impress the hi-testo thots

Train your wrist extensors. Theyre probably weak as fuck. Its ok to feel pain if its less than 3-5 on the pain scale, but dont push through serious pain. And dont increase the load too quickly.

Don't do this it creates mustard gas

Lmao at all the retards in this thread actually believing it.

yeah started doing it a week ago or so, How long until the pain goes away? Did you take a break from working out when you had the pain?

btw this is what I do for the extensors.

youtube.com/watch?v=NIeL0AYygiY

What did you do when you had pain?

>Body temperature is 36.6C

>Warming something up requires energy expenditure

>Therefore if you drink cold water, you are burning calories

Disprove me bitch

Kind of true for ice cold water, effects are still mimimal tho

Absolutely not true for vegetables n shit

my favorite post

It doesn't do shit btw

well i didn't do it right or i'm immortal

>get rid of hand pain
Forever.

can't believe how many dipshits think this does something

shit got pins and needles im gunna have a heart attack now!

this
humans can fucking survive getting their arm chopped off, and somebody thinks that applying a small amount of presure to their hand will do something

Dude don't, it'll form crystals in your lungs.

D-Doesn't deep vein thrombosis only occur in the legs???