What do you think the average Veeky Forumsizen looks like?

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>white
>balding
>manlet
>virgin
>homosexual tendencies

Worse than he wants to

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>nope
>nope
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>nope

N-n-name of the girl on the very left?

>he says yep to the worst one
lmfao

How would you get a girl like that?

hahaha, find the nearest knife and slit your throat asap

Was about to say me on the right before I saw the filename

if you prove you're over 6'1 i will

>posts image
>you actually kill yourself
>gets me arrested for manslaughter

the long con

Went to the same gym as the second from left. She's chill. Tight body as well

the guy on the right with white t, your average fitizen right there.

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What makes that happen? Is it a genetic defect?

Mouth breathing during puberty

literally all me

M-m- mountainniggers are the taller then the dut... nevermind.

Read all about him here!

survivingorthognathicsurgery2014.blogspot.no/2014/05/

tl;dr, stresscel, eroded all his bone away, got severe pissening overbite, rip in peice chin

Good looking guys who bloomed late and are now getting more attention from girls than they know what to do with but due to lack of experience they come off as an attractive dork, like me, but I doubt that, looking at the cbts and greentexts

Chins are so last season anyway dude

You look great!

This is cope, I am well aware that I am deformed and underdeveloped, I lack at the very least 5mm in pretty much every measurement to be considered attractive

Vegan Boi? Is that you?

Who is the blonde on the farthest left?

The gross plastic surgery one? The one one the far right #4 is the cute one out of the two blondes. #2 is the best looking i'd say.

He looks something like pic related, but much shorter.

He would upload the pic with the hashtag #vikingbearmode

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w-why do you pick the ugliest among them?

a pathetic failure

>tfw it's me

Something like the scrapped Mr Model Tabasco 2017, cancelled because participants weren't actually fit but still pretended they were

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lanklet hivemind

This posts quality has been Aus approved

this is the reality.

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>white
>manlet
>virgin
>possible homosexual tendencies? (Only act gay ironically)

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like this:

youtube.com/watch?v=nTtG5gi_tWk

They're all plastic, I just want to know the name of the most plastic one on the far left

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They look like they lift senpai, the title of the board is called Veeky Forums, so by definition they must be Veeky Forums

Nice belly and butt

the girl one the far left

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>Yes

DELET

Yep
Nope
Nope
Yep
Nope

What's more interesting is are there more fatties or skellies. I am first.

It's not mouth breathing. It's genetics -- shitty genetics.

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oy vey!

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Wrong, read He was healthy as a boy, and deteriorated gradually.

nigger

>yes
>yes
>yes
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>no

chads

betas

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>the lips on the girl on far left

So nobody has a name on the plastic slut on the far left?

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>no
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roll

Roll

El rollerino

imaging her ass pointing up as she sucks your dick

>What do you think the average Veeky Forumsizen looks like?
Fat unwashed neckbearded foreveralone vidya gayme player who just parrots the same Veeky Forums memes as everyone else, but rarely even goes outside into the sunlight let alone an actual gym.

We've had meetups before. We always look pathetic compared to /misc/ but I suppose that's to be expected. You guys have seen channers in the gym, it's easy to ID them
>doing SS/SL, dead giveaway
>little to no eye contact/conversation, not full sperg they just don't like humans
>pale
>careless grooming
>overweight or skinnyfat
>wearing shorts and T that are slightly too large
>converse
>air of resignation, fatalism and defeat
>seem to be trying for some reason
I've spotted several of you before.

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Rolling for 1-2 for dat Chad jaw of our son

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>That sad realisation when you were looking in a mirror all along

>no
>no
>no
>yes
>yes

We've seen you too, friendo

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Too much self-respect to wear cons. Better luck next time!

Mirin hard

>this guys criticizes your routine
>this guys says you look like shit

rollz rolyce

looks better than me

whats the source of this image holy shit

>arms big as girls heads
Why even lift if you cant achieve this?

me on the right

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Did someone get raped by some apes?

>nope
>nope
>barely
>yep
>nope

Rolling for trips.

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Definitely.

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Roll

When you realise that size == strength isn't a meme so you do strength training but then you find it way more fun than recreational bodybuilding so you do it seriously and then you wake up one day as an unattractive blob who girls don't notice but you don't care because you nearly deadlift 700lbs at 220

You know, you could just eat less and get leaner. You'd probably loose some strength and progress but what gives.

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ehhh I have to fight for every 2.5kg now, seriously, if I put 2.5kg on my bench in 3 months I'd be ecstatic. I'd rather stay lumpy.

>white
>20-27
>5'9"-6'2"
>3-8 sexual partners
>20-25% bodyfat
>thinks he's fat
>has a few friends but wishes he had more, thinks good looks could help him
>doesn't want to admit he's lifting for social status and girls
It hurts me to write this, pls be the same guys

According to the survey of Veeky Forums taken in 2015, the average fitizen is a 5'8, 22 yo, a virgin, still in college and working a part time job.

If you need a visual representation, pic related basically sums it up.

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There are to much "yes" of this poor description of the average Veeky Forumsizen.
This really make me think I do not know this board so well after all

>Y Édgar Vivar como el Señor Barriga

Roll

>kinda
>nope
>nope
>very
>probably
not bad

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