Bullies you at the gym

She literally wants your attention. I would ask her out.

Yeah, till she beats you up during sex.

I can only hope she does

*unzips dick*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Enjoy my fantasy coming true?

ejaculate for arousal and self-protection

>>Bullies you at the gym
>wyd?
*lol*
I'm 6'4" tall and 201 pounds as of yesterday morning. Please detail for me exactly how that little girl 'bullies' me at the gym? I'm serious, please tell me EXACTLY how she 'bullies' me, I'm sure it'll be amusing.

Come on OP, I *WANT* her to bully me at the gym; what does she do? Be very descriptive! Or has she chickened out on me?

even in THIS thread you still managed to be the most autistic one

Why, because I find the idea of anyone, male or female, 'bullying' me at my gym a very amusing and unlikely concept? It's not like I'm some insecure teenager who can't take care of himself, I'm not going to some school gym, I go to a public gym, and the idea of anyone 'bullying' me or anyone else there is absurd to the extreme.

..and if you're implying I don't think this whole thread is a meme, then you're mistaken, OF COURSE it's a meme -- but I choose not to play along with it in the typical way; that makes you angry, apparently? In my perspective, you're the ones who are 'autists' for playing along with it the way you do.

...

>Kek, look at you user. All that size and no gf. Are you a faggot?

>you'll get there one day user. Just keep working hard

Manlet rage at its finest.

Yeah man you're fucking immortan, nobody will ever be able to touch you.
youtube.com/watch?v=rV31JwctU0g

6'4 and 201 pounds is literall skelly

she squats above 200kg

she would crush you like a penaut

6'4 stops being a twink at atleast 230

>Kek, look at you user. All that size and no gf. Are you a faggot?
*look her up and down*
Haha, gay? Why don't you come closer and find out whether that's true or not for yourself, little girl?
*raises eyebrow*

>>Bullies you at the gym
plz bully me more

>na you need a shower user. You fucking stink. Do you ever wash your clothes. Hey every one look at user.

>smelly user, loves his mum. Lives in her bum. If you think that's bad you should smell his dad

>implying some little girl at a public gym, no matter how much lean muscle mass she has on her, is going to walk up to a total stranger and start using deadly force on him
Not a normal girl. If she was completely whacked out on steroids, she might be psychotic enough to just lash out like that, but if she's mentally stable in the least, a girl isn't going to just attack someone unless she's been attacked first.

The funny thing is there have been young women at my gym who were kickboxers and athletes and definitely looked like it, had more than the typical level of aggression for a female, and I've had short conversations with them (I'm interested in knowing what sport they're training for). Never had a single one of them be even so much as rude to me.

Heh, you don't know how to write lines for a female, friend; have you actually known any who weren't you mother or other relatives?

I'm married. I guess that counts as a relative now though

Made the mistake of going commando while wearing grey jogging pants AND spotted her for a set of 20.
Her thick anavar ass basically grabbed my dick and stroked me on every rep.
I'm not sure...but I think the bullying is the mating cry of the amazon.
I think I'll rape her, then brutally yet tenderly fuck her into orgasm induced submission and fill her with my seed so that I may lay eternal claim to her.
It seems to be the correct course of action.

"Your brother's dick is bigger"

*give her a quizzical look*
My brother *IS* a dick, so I guess that's accurate, you'd measure from head to toe. xD
Also last time I heard he'd been married for decades and has a family, does his wife know about you?

***

You, also, don't know how to write lines for a female character, friend. Do *you* actually know any?

"please dont fart on my face, thats my worst nightmare, please dont"

autismo claims another victim

>autismo ERPing the thread
just what i needed to finally break free from this place

yeah but you're not going anywhere senpai

Pop a the largest boner she's seen and sweet talk her till she gets diabetes. Sometimes playful shove her around.

suplex into vaginal penetration choke hold!

Dude, you are a fucking wimp. I will bully you at the gym and then break your nose just for the hell of it you autistic faggot.

1st post best posr

Make fun of her weird manly body until she cries
>Getting bullied by a woman
It's like failing the 4th grade

>implying that's a problem

hot

>Wanting to get beat up by a woman.

>I'm 6'4" tall and 201 pounds

THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

yikes

>*Flash steps behind her*
>N-nothing P-personal....
>Breaks her neck with a suplex.

Eat her ass until she shits in my mouth

better than boring sex where she just lays there. don't be a pussy

*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*

heh, nothin personnel, kid

...and?

Mock her Oscar pistorious tier calves

Mostly wonder why Jeanette got so goddamn buff.

is this real life, this has to be a shitpost

huff her whey protein shake farts

That makes me wonder what it's like to kick a woman in the pussy.

>Where do you think you're going user? DO 1000 PUSH UPS WHILE I SIT ON YOU

Act like enough of a pussy that she makes bullying me turn into a habit so I can later beat off while thinking about it. Maybe one day she'll hit me...

Does the bullying include squatting on my face and grinding her puckered brown asshole against my gaping mouth?

Because I'm ok with that.

god I wish that were me

How can I do push ups facing upward, with her ass on my face?

>fucks her bf in front of her
Lmao that'll show her.

How come chicks are able to bench a lot but not deadlift a lot?

Dumb fucking cunt.
How can I do pushups with you sitting on my dick.

>6'4
you dont measure your height with shoes on user

>chicks benching alot
lol no

She benched 140kg at like 18 year.

kek

*blocks your path to the free weights*

why lift when all you need is a gun

Bitch gonna get raped.

>''YES I need affection''

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

She looks small af in her youtube videos but she is crazy strong, man.

>tfw no muscle gf to bully you

Why live?

Break her calves in half with a leg sweep. Seriously, all those quads and no calves

Not far enough

Please Flush. Thank You.

fpbp

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
This post made my night, thanks user

Brap

>wyd?

Play videogames.

*Blocks your fridge*

P-please move

*Moves your snacks to a high shelf*

Life goals there

*punches her stomach*

I hate how she claims natty

Name?

She's a big girl

instagram.com/norwegian_liftinggoddess/?hl=en
>100% Alberta beef

...

Nut immediately

Punch her in the face, it's fucking 21th century, gender equality is a thing now.

Can I defend myself with some sissy slappings on her face and some weak ass choking?
What she would think if I asked her to paint herself green and get some Halloween tusks, does she can make a guttural voice and speak orcish?

I already have my elven costume.

>y-you want this dick?

god i wish. would let her bully me all day