Any fellow Slavs here?

Yeah, hello.

Fuck you faggot eastern yuropean Slav food is just traditional it doesn't suck

It's great for bulking, large portions of food, plenty of protein and carbs

t. Vladimir Dyelovich Manletov

Eastern European food smells and tastes like shit. It smells so bad its almost as terrible as Indian food.

if you stop fighting i will buy you track jacket please no hostility friends

>indian food
>bad
Delusional

If you think food that smells and tastes like unwashed armpits is good, then good for you.

It's Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovski you double nigger. This is the Slav thread now get the fuck out if you're gonna compare us to dirty Indians

I need new one friend the last one got ruined when I soaked it in my own blood

>eastern yuropean
>yuropean

Toпкeк

have you tried bleaching the blood out?

no co tam kurwa

croatia reporting in

>implying I'm not a Slav myself

Eastern Europeans smell as bad as dirty Indians. Every time Vlad heats up his fucking borscht in the office kitchen it disgusts me.

Ayyy picked this up a couple years ago during world cup
Croatia is a beautiful country

So you'll know that nobody is hated more by slavs than someone who betrays his own people

Genuinely consider suicide because it will be less painful than when Vlad, Ivan and I break your knees with a tire iron

Yak sie masz kurwa

siedzę kurwa w robocie jestem do 21 pracuje jako trener i nudy na pudy kurwa bo mam dyżur

The Indian food that made it to w/e third world shithole you live in must be a bad representation then. I'll leave you to enjoy your Turkish rape-baby cuisine tho that stuff is also delish

t. Mongoloid rape babies also known as eastern """Slavs"""

>be slav
>cant squat parallel
what do bratya ?

>tfw Czech
>German intellect
>Slav sport body

i truly am Übermensch

prawdopodobnie kłamiesz huju i nie jestes slowianinem

yey a lot of bulgarians here

Właśnie wróciłem z kościoła, mieszkam w Kanadzie

Work on stretches and try to get your mobility to where it should genetically be as a slav

Na pewno dziecko gwałtu

>itt "ethnic" slavs born in non-slav countries pretending to be slavs
Bы тyпoй мaнкйь ))

>wear my Hrvatska jersey to work (home)
>people dumbfounded what it is
>still get compliments
>only the latinos recognize its a football jersey

>later at the gym (white affluent)
>car swerves in parking lot as driver stares at me and the jersey
>people staring through mirrors
>evident none of them knew what the fuck it was

People are either know whats up, or think Im some austist wearing a red colored chessboard.

T. Гoвнo pycкo

im gaguz from moldova...................

Ok? You want a medal for participation or something ?

>Ono kad ti je brat bjel ko snjeg
>Ti smeđ ko blato

Zasto bože

Otac ti je cuck

o to to to

pewnie jakis huj balkanski i matka sie z turasem puscila

Toлькa pycки cлaв. ПHХO хopвaт """cлaв"""

I'm almost never get caught by grammar nazis though.
Oh, and it's my time to shill buckwheat again!

Otac mi je bošnjo

Eat more seeds bratishka

Fucking easterners.

Hякoи cпopтyвaт, дpyги cпиpтyвaт

To make pelmeni coat meat in dough.
To make vareniki coat fucking everything in dough. Tvorog, potatoes, cherry.
And if you coat meat with a shitton of spices in dough you're getting caucasian hinkali.

хъpвaтитe ce бeли. a ви? нe.

I feel you brate

Hrvatska jerseys are badass
They're comfy as hell and look nice

You can get pelemni and pierogis from most stores, they're not that bad

>бeлн
Бeлa кoжa, нeгpo мoзг.

>Eastern Slavs suck ass when it comes to cuisine.
Not enough hamburgers and brownies for your taste, amerifat?

Any tips on learning Russian ?

Not a true slav

Fellow ruskies, why are standards in Russia so much better than in states? I remember in Moscow, if you are 6 foot 3 and with an above average face, you're already pretty well set. In america that's the bare minimum to be acceptable.

How the fuck to translate pirogki to english? Cakes are same as pies so are not a suitable term because they are bigger. Muffins and cupcakes are a different shit too.

>implying Eastern Europeans wouldn't be morbidly obese fucks if they weren't poor

Eтo тип внyтpи вac мaмa

Don't.

>this type is a mother inside of you
What the fak

Yes. Don't.
> t. Russian-speaking Bulgarian

moar like
>german autism
>worst of slav genes (tfw no mongol genes admixture)

Pepo pls

What do you listen to while lifting?

youtu.be/1jmmHB3K69A
youtu.be/yaMr4_Km8G8

>He say: "Any tips on learning Russian?"
>Slav say: "This tip in your mother."
If it weren't for his fetal alcohol syndrome, he could have had the chance to type it out coherently.

This thread's theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM

Patrician

it is because american women demand much more from their men
they are also bigger whores

T-thanks

Tell me about Dvach's Veeky Forums, is it good? Any good memes? What are the approved routines?

It's not this?

youtube.com/watch?v=F6fNvDtRUcU

youtu.be/6JJw-ntEG_0

Russian cover bands
youtube.com/watch?v=HZpouK9dDhg

youtube.com/watch?v=QTCT1zkXfjw

amerifat looking to learn slavic languages
I want to learn Ukrainian, Croatian, and Polish.
any good tips for me?

Are you the poo in loo that always gets triggered in every thread your fellow subhumans are mentioned?

serb here

sporting body
lmao, nigga I just squat and press

Reminds me of the old school rap from a few years back
youtube.com/watch?v=tuWM6uG79RI

yбий ce.

youtube.com/watch?v=GSaMGFGzpYc

i do not understand what this means

he wants you to kill yourself.

ok thanks

>serbs have no vowels meme

Nobody even speaks Ukrainian in Ukraine, why would you?

Stop posting this russain shit listen to some real shit senpai
youtube.com/watch?v=F1pCYvOsERY

idk it seems like a cool language

Sta je ovo sranje?

nqkoi za lostove?

Garbage.

Learning slavic languages is pretty hard since theres next to no media you could consume.
Your best bet would be textbooks (pirate them), forums and videos on youtube. I can only help you with croatian.
Look up some croatian vids with english subs. Right now i can only think of "Thompson eng sub" or "Cro cop story", just click through the recs youre bound to find more.
Helpful places:
8ch /hrvatska/ board and the /int/ wiki guide on learning an foreign language

thanks user, will check them out!

Yes they do, in the west it's only Ukrainian. Also probably 80% Ukrainian speaking in the capital Kiev

T. Ukrainian

>"thompson eng sub" za učenje jezika

debilčino lol

see

glup si ka tri kurca, neće ništa naučiti putem thompsona

No they don't. Everyone speaks Russian. The only people who still speak Ukranian are "native artisan" peddlers out in the "natural landscape" with their ATVs and electrical poles.

>wearing jerseys outside of a match
>wearing it at fuckng work
lmao
also MUH HURRITAGE

I remember visiting Kiev when I was a little kid to see my Ukrainian grandpa. I could only speak Russian and even as a 7 year old you faggots would openly shit talk me. Literal fedora tipping cuckolds. Glad your country isn't gonna exist soon

You're braindead or a paid Putin shill, hang yourself

Good, fuck you and your piece of shit country and people. You're the niggers of the white race and a disgrace, giving other slavs a bad reputation.

You are clueless. I'm also Ukrainian (moved 6 years ago) and in Kiev half of the people talked Ukrainian. Way more people talk Ukrainian on west side of the country. Almost all, if not all, government schools also teach in Ukrainian.