Mirin' thread

when was the last time someone noticed your muscles Veeky Forums? pic related was me. bitch kept looking over at me the whole ride but looked away when i pulled out my phone. should i have smashed or nah?

you're a big passenger

Who needs a six pack when you can have a barrel, am I right?

of course

>t. faggots who have never done competitive powerlifting

He's back again bros.

4 u

What do you lift competitively?

hot dogs

I had a girl massaging my back with propelyne glycol on saturday talking about how swole i am
we were also both rolling

Please leave Aus op. You make me sick

>female friend said I've gotten bigger and she started to feel/massage my traps, arms and shoulders
F-feels good...!

was getting laughed at by train passengers part of your plan?

>Bump into girl while in school hallway

>she smacks her head against my chest and yelps

>gives me wink and pats it

>made my day

yesterday. didn't go out today.

happens at least twice a day.

TFW 2/10 waitress feels up your shoulders while with family.

2 coworkers on separate occasions told me i got fatter in a 2 day period

Went for a run today and some qt asian turning around the corner i was waiting at stopped to zone in on me

Felt pretty good breh

>bulklife is working

I had a couple I guess.
>working on back and shoulders
>spot qt Asian girl in reflection
>when I rest between sets I look over
>she looks away and smirks a little
>couple sets later she's walking by
>look at her and try to make eye contact
>she blushes and avoids eye contact

That or she thought I was fucking creepy. Came up to me later though in the Group X room and started stretching right next to me though....
It was a free room why you do this.

Second time
>in store
>walking around with my aunt
>middle aged Latin lady walks by
>stares me straight in the ey smiling and then looking up and down

Again same day
>uncle comes over for barbeque
>"Hey user what's up you're getting big man. Your chest is filling out and you look swole"
>Fuckyeah.jpg

Uncle is pretty big since he worked in construction his whole life. So I felt great.
Could see the disappointment when I told him I was on gear though.

Oh this is old pasta. Nice try though. It was funny the first time.

>go to 7/11 to get melatonin, beer, and minutes for my phone so I can talk to a qt cashier that works there
>we both kind of dig each other but she seemed distant lately
>I'm outside putting minutes on my phone when 2 girls show up
>we chat for a bit and I follow them
>they end up shooting up heroin in the apartment complex across the street
>qt cashier girl text me and says I forgot my melatonin
>I head back but one of the girls stops me and we start hooking up and fucked for a bit until a cop drove past and she got spooked
>go get my melatonin and more beer and buy the girls a four loko.
>go to the counter to pay and the heroin slut kisses me out of nowhere in front of the qt cashier
>qt cashier is visibly upset
>I pay and leave and go to the bar with the girls
>overhear them talking about how they fuck for money and drugs
>realized I fucked a prostitute
>some gay gay won't stop trying to talk to me the whole time and keeps complimenting me
>the prostitutes disappear and I end up walking home feeling like a shit

She wasn't Miring you, you look gross unless the reflection isn't that accurate post body pic and maybe I'll eat my words

>fucking a junky
>fucking a prostitute

Enjoy your AIDS

>tfw never mired
;-;

don't worry, 99% of the "mires" people post here are just in their heads
>she was totally mirin me brah
Yeah, right. Did you know, that the uglier you are the more you overestimate your attractiveness to females, while the inverse is also true.

this was an unexpectedly grim story for a mirin thread

right. so you are like super sexy then.

>the prostitutes disappear and I end up walking home feeling like a shit

Get used to the feeling. Thats how AIDS works.
Enjoy the weight loss thought.

HAJAJAJAJA U HAV aIDS

>tfw you will never have qt prostitute heroin addict gf

Not sure if this counts

>match with girl on tinder
>all pictures are me before I started working out
>meet her for a date (she was a chubby, figures)
>she tells me she used to do powerlifting
>tell her I prefer to focus on upperbody lifts
>she says "I can tell"
>don't know if she's mirin my chest & shoulders or negging my quads
>later, kissing her on a park bench
>she feels my pec and says "God, you're completely jacked aren't you?"
>asks if she can put her hand under my shirt
>feeling my pecs and serratus
>takes me back to her place
>ask her to take off her shirt
>she says "you first"
>take my shirt off, she tells me I have a beautiful body
>starts getting weird as she fishes for compliments from me
>being autistic I have a very hard time making her believe that I'm into her body at all

Not sure if it counts since it's a girl who would have gone out with me based on pictures of me as a skinnyfat

>out with a friend walking around town
>in some weird hippy-ish shop, don't remember why as neither of us are hippies
>looking at some stuff, she's not paying attention and walks into me
>stands back for a second, then reached out to my stomach
>says something along the lines of "wow your abs are hard user" whilst feeling/stroking my abs
>atleast 30 seconds until some other customers walk by
>carry on with the rest of our day

Why am i so fucking autistic, Veeky Forums?
The conversations we had it's so obvious she was into me, and I was into her... And I didn't do shit.
Literally the same thing happens with every girl, but at the time I just somehow don't notice it...

no, unlike most guys I know whats attractive and whats not, so I can say im objectively unattractive to females

Why would you fuck a junkie?

That sounds nice

Why not update your pics to improve your prospects?

I should but good pics are hard to come by (I don't do much besides gym, work and shitpost). I should be taking a vacation soon so hopefully I'll get a cool picture of me in a bathing suit on some tropical beach.

>lifting since 09
>never been mired

Go on a cut and get a new wardrobe that compliments your body
I'd bet you're one of the guys who walk around with a big ass t shirt and shorts all day

where the fuck do you live????

>not wearing tiny little baby shorts that show off your massive legs, even in winter

never gonna make it

this is one of the most black ghetto ass stories ive ever read on Veeky Forums, what the fuck

lmao wtf

>not wearing skinny jeans that show off your AMAZING calves, hams and glutes

I don't think I'll ever get mired because my resting face makes me look like I am about to murder someone, especially when I am in public transport not paying attention to anything in particular

Still contemplating whether I should message her or not.

...

I need the archive of this thread

>Still contemplating whether I should message her or not.

Wait, it gives them a notification? Uhh oh

its fake

No, it doesn't.

Thank god its fake

one from this summer

what the FUCK ??? THEY NOTIFY YOU WHEN SOMEONE DOWNLOADS A PIC??????

happened couple days ago
>older sister introduces me/brother to her friend
>"Damn, so your whole family is hot"

Someone's been naughty...

Was surprised as fuck when I got that notification from my friend, she was an aspiring art student who wanted to draw a portrait of my latest profile pic (was super artsy, like half my face in blinding light and the other half in shadow, etc., usual high school tier edge). Drew it really fucking well too. I still have a copy hanging next to my bed.

>tfw it was really her autism with a capital A
>tfw wanted to fap to my pic but I called her out on it
>tfw made her draw an elaborate portrait to work her way out of her autism

>t. nigger in Atlanta

nigger stop theres no download notification

You're autistic people stare at other people all the time at the gym. Doesn't mean they're miring it means they're bored.

Sounds like something out of an anime, and it probably didn't happen, end yourself

Heroin is a white people drug dumbfuck. If they were smoking crack you might have been onto something

>when you're literally the biggest and most ripped guy at the gym since it's a meme gym (imagine planet fatness)
>catch girls looking at me constantly since I'm wide as fuck (that there genetical advantage of wide shoulders, girls love this almost as much as my height)
>still no gf that mires my gains but girls always say they feel so light when I pick them up and fuck them

Don't really know what to feel, feels like girls just wanna get dominated by me but don't want me as a bf since I'm highly independent.

The entire show The Wire was about black people selling and using heroin in Baltimore.

>jacked
>fucking low-tier chubby trash
this is why chicks keep getting fatter with just as much ego, you inbreeds are down to fuck anything

>run into friend at the gym
>"hey how are you" etc.
>suddenly blurts out "man I wish I had your body"

>same day
>college fall move-in day
>meet parents of some russian freshman thot moving into the same house
>"so what sport do you do"
>I just l-lift weights hehe
>"well it definitely shows"
>mfw

Wow, a TV show? Guess that settles it

>post body in a trap discord
>bunch of faggots call me daddy and want me to fuck them
I'll take what I can get.

I lived in S. Korea (civilian) for 3 years so the mire train was at full steam. That said, I was married, so all it got me was confidence.

>have banged a number of escorts
>was kinda chubby
>just banged one today after months of working really hard at the gym and cutting
>she was feeling my muscles up and commented on them

I mean I know it's most likely a lie, but it still felt good. The fact that she made a point of it is kinda cool. Can't wait to make more progress (and eventually hopefully be happy with myself) and have a gf do what she did, that would be absolutely making it.

>fucking a heroin junkie intentionally
on the bright side, we're getting closer to curing aids, so hold on tight friendo

Post the fucking discord ffs

Maybe not the same kind of mire, but I've lost 28kg in the last 6 months.

Someone I've known for a few years asked me for advice on dieting and exercise. I've been fat the entire time they've known me, so my progress being that noticeable felt pretty good.

>when you have a genetically gifted face
>when you keep your aesthetic face even in your chubby period

Happened to me last night
>Moving into apartment for start of school year
>Got to apartment late at night, my roommates are already settled in and drinking with some bros
>Everyone is welcoming me back
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>There's an azn qt3.14 that I don't recognize sitting at the kitchen table
>Don't talk to her because I need to unpack a ton of shit
>She leaves while I'm doing this
>MFW my roommate tells me that as soon as I left the room, she asked him "Wait, is that hot guy your roommate?"
>MFW she's living in the next apartment over
I think it's gonna be a good year, Veeky Forums

The only mires I get are from my parents lmao

but I guess it's still something

Personal trainer and the manager at my gym commented on my bicep gains after only a month and a half of being there

Escorts aren't all lies... one used to make out with me 5-10 minutes past my time. The biggest reason (quality) escorts get into the business is the work, it's not exactly a 6 digit income.

BRO.
REAL TALK.
WHY ARE YOU HERE RIGHT NOW?
too real.

kek

I get leg mires every day. Start wearing shorts for easy mires. My legs are not even yuge, just toned and tanned.

Is this you?

>chick i've liked for ages
>been inside her before
>touches my shoulders 'wow ur shoulders are so wide now user'
>feelsgood.jpg
>'thanks mom'

Good enough imo

Getting fit exacerbated my autism, now Im very aggressive

>be fat ass/baby built 6 months ago
>get fired from construction job
>2 months unemployed, stop eating because depressed
>170 pounds 5'9, not bad
>turn 20, buy a plane ticket to AK to get rich
>spend 1 month homeless after boat sinks but i dont want to go back without making any money
>find a job, spend 2 months at sea only coming to port twice
>season ends, boat work is done
>leaving Alaska in 9 hours, too sad (unemployed again) to sleep
>3 ladies come to my lonely vessel and start chatting with me, end up giving away the things i cant take back like my extra clothes and bike
>two leave and one of them hangs out
>she throws herself onto me around 12, and so we start making out
>spent the next 6 hours snuggling and making out until i had to go to the airport

She said they only came because they saw me taking a half shower on the dock with a fresh water hose. Funny enough i felt used the next morning. It's nice to kiss and hold someone, but i can have that whenever. Now, because of my money, finding someone who genuinely enjoys my company has made me lonelier than when i was poor and fat.

>at party
>leaning on pool table, front facing the pool table so I can get that nice tricep flex
>everybody leaving
>acquaintance girl says bye to everyone
>comes up to me
>"Bye user!"
>Runs her hand up and down my arm
>leaves before I can gather any further intel
Seems like I could've done something more about this.

AK?

underrated

I didn't fuck her, I was literally unable to get an erection desu

Also, I'm not "jacked" by most standards.

Alaska, likely.

kek

not him but I lost my virginity to a reaaaally fat tinder chick. Like forklift huge.

Wasn't that bad since it was the first time I really felt affection from a girl. And the sex.

>at football game saturday
>girl in front of me keeps turning around to look at something
>she starts asking me the dumbest fucking empty headed questions
>"hey strong boy, is it still the first quarter?"
>i say "its right down there just look"
>she giggles and apologizes
>few minutes later "strong boy what happened on that play? i cant see good!"
>the lads im sitting by laughing and making faces where she cant see them but i can
>panic
>"the replay is on the jumbo-tron, shit head"
>she laughs
>she offers me a drink of her sprite
>it was actually vodka
>ive been going to AA meetings for 8 years, clean for 6
>hurl her bottle as far off the side of the stadium as i can
>"wow strong boy i bet you could throw me that far"
literally what the fuck? if she wasnt at least sorta cute i was legitimately going to throw her off the side of the stadium

Hardly ever get mires unless I'm on my bike or wearing my motorcycle gear. It's a crappy bike, but normies don't know. Pic related

Got a few mires at the gym when I was bulking but I'm cutting again because my eating disorder is fucking with my head.

I no shame post my attention-whoring photos on social media so I guess everyday

she wanted the dick and thought you would be receptive to her idiotic idea of flirting

Actual prosecutor here. It depends where you are. Heroin is the drug of choice for blacks in Minneapolis and most Midwest cities. Crack is pretty big in northeast cities and California though

>Heroin is a white people drug
on TV it is, yeah
IRL it's rampant among blacks too

>it's not exactly a 6 digit income.
yes it is.
only really low tier drug whores who look like grannies make bad money. young, attractive escorts easily clear over 100k a year.

>grandpa sees me for the first time in a year or two
>tells my mom i have the "back of a boxer" (old hispanic guy)
>still fuckin dyel as fuck
thanks grandpa, youre pretty cool