Walk in gym

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

>walk into gym
DES...

>I know you want to see me naked naked naked naked

I GET A LITTLE CHANGE IN MY POCKET GOING JING A LING AHHH LING

PA....

CITO

My gym only plays edgy 2000's music like linkin park and limp bizkit.
i don't know how i feel about that

based frogposter bringing yet another template thread

I guess this is what the real Veeky Forums experience is about huh

>IM feeelin sekshual, lets get sekshual

I wouldn't mind if this played tbqh senpai

>walk into gym
>put headphones on
ALO
SALUT
SINT EU UN
HAIDUC

That song has the stupidest premise, why would anyone care if an Irish fiddle player met a guy from England

DJ CALIII

>i'm blue if i was green i would die
>if i was green i would die
>if i was green i would die
Makes me want to shoot the place up desu

I only found out that this song is basically about a guy getting cucked after listening to it for several years

ah man i miss numa numa memes

>walk in gym
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
GUUIIILLOTINE OH

You know it's actually

>I'm blue and I would beat off a guy
>And i would beat off a guy
>I would beat off a guy

YUH

I'M THE SCAT MAN

COME WITH ME
INTO THE TREES
WE'LL LAY ON THE GRASS
LET THE HOURS PASS

>walk into gym
>HIT IT
>SPLIT IT
>MAKE IT CUM
>GET WETTED

DO YOU REMEMBER? 21ST NIGHT, SEPTEMBER.

>walk in gym
>I GOT PIPE DREAMS OF CRACK ROCKS AND STRIPPER POLES SO I GOT SECRETS ONLY ME AND MY NIGGAS KNOW

>sprint into gym
>SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
>HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL
>SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES
>OH SHIT IM FEELING IT
>HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLING IT
>ALRIGHT THATS TIGHT WHAT ITS LIKE TO EXPERIENCE

>death grips will never play at normie gyms
>Most non-normie gyms will never play death grips

>walk into gym
>it ain't me starts playing

TTAAKKKYOOOONN

FML this

>SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL

checked

>walk in the gym
>WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE THAT IS CIRCLING ALL AROUND THE SUN

>WHEN I WAS

She may be looking at me but she is dancing on chad

>walk into gym
>WHAT'S UP
>SWEET CAKES

WALK INTO THA CLUB LIKE WHATTUP I GOTTA BIG COCK

I always imagine fucking a dead Jewish girl when I'm lifting.

>walk in the gym
>exit light, enter the night

>walk into gym
IM BULLETPROOF, FIRE AWAY, FIRE AWAY
RICOCHET
YOU TAKE YOUR AIM
FIRE AWAY, FIRE AWAY
YOU SHOOT ME DOWN
BUT I WONT FALL
I AM TITANIUUUUUUUUUUM
YOU SHOOT ME DOWN
BUT I WONT FALL
I AM TITANIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

tbqh it's kinda good to lift to

WO WIR SIND DA GEHT'S IMMER VORWÄRTS, UND DER TEUFEL DER LACHT NUR DAZU! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! WIR KÄMPFEN FÜR DEUTSCHLAND, WIR KÄMPFEN FÜR HITLER, DER ROTE KOMMT NIE MEHR ZUR RUH

>jump into gym

>IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK *swish* HIDE IT IN MY SOCK
*swish* RUNNING FROM AN OPP

>walk into gym
>I'VE GOT BROS IN ALADA

ROCK A BY BAAABY ROCK A BYYEEEEE

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH

>OOO I'M A REBEL JUST FOR KICKS YEAH

>pole vault into gym
>I'M TRYNA PUT YOU IN THE WORST MOOD, AH, P1 CLEANER THAN YOUR CHURCH DRESS SHOES, AH

>enter gym
>I TOOK A WHITE BITCH TO STAR
BUCKS
>THAT LITTLE BITCH GOT HER THROAT
FUCKED

Now they're going to bed,
and my stomach is sick
and it's all in my head
but she's touching his...

...

>OOOOOOH I GET A BIT GENGHIS KHAN, DONT WANT YOU TO GET IT ON WITH NOBODY ELSE BUT MEEEE

This is actually awesome

Kek

I always think the dude singing it was the one who "fell in love with an Englishman".

Honestly thought this was the first legit mainstream gay song.

let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the...

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Holy crap I also listen to that in the gym.

Actually...
>in Aberdeen I would die

>stretchered into the gym post gains op
>SKEEEEE BAP BAP BAD A BOOOOOOOOH
>SKEEEEEE BAP BAP BAD A BOOOOOOOOH

>Mafia walks into the gym
>WOKE UP THIS MORNING
>GOT YOURSELF A GUN

>skip into the fitness center for some cardio
>MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKING FAST, STRANGERS PASS AND IM LONELY
>DUNDUNDUNDUNDUDUUUN

CHAMPAGNE SHOWERS, CHAMPAGNE SHOWERS

It's Dj khaled you autist

THEEERRREE USSED TO BE A GREYING TOWER ALONE ON THE SEAAA

YOOOOOUUUU BEEECAAAME THE LIGHT ON THE DARK SIDE OF MEEEE

LOOOOOOVVVEE REEMMMAAAIIINED~

>Gym walks into you
>Coюз нepyшимый pecпyблик cвoбoдных
Cплoтилa нaвeки Beликaя Pycь.
Дa здpaвcтвyeт coздaнный вoлeй нapoдoв
Eдиный, мoгyчий Coвeтcкий Coюз!

>plant the flag of the Holy Roman Empire in the gym of Constantinople, gym starts playing music
SAY WILL YOU STAND UP FOR CHRIST AND COMBAT

I am overcome with rage at the thought of this

>wheel my hospice patient into the gym
>SYYYYLLLVIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>GETCHER HEAD OUT OF THE
>OVEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN

Conversely, what is the best music you have ever heard being played at a gym?
>Walk into my city's Metroflex for the first time
>This is playing in the background
youtube.com/watch?v=0F0CAEoF4XM

10/10

It's how he pronounces it you dingus

>walk into the gym
>FIRST THINGS FIRST IMMA SAY ALL THE WORDS IN MY HEAD

>WE THA BEST MUSIC

>I seen those boys kissing boys with their mouth in the street
>But I raised my son to be a righteous man I made it clear to him what fear of God means
>I'd hold him down on the Tompkins Lake before I ever let him go to the wolves
>The path we walk is only narrow and straight no son of mine will wander astray abomination

>meander into the congregation
>SATAN IS REAAALL, WORKING HIS POWERR
>YOU CAN SEE HIM, AND HEAR HIM IN THIS WORLD EVERY DAYYYY

DU

DU HAST

>walk into gym
>LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE

I wish

this song is perpetuating harmful heterosexual norms and I am reporting you to the janitors

NAMEEEEEEEEE EYEHEHEEE

DU HAS MESH

holy fuck, too real man, kek.

>walk into gym
>DO YOU SLIDE ON ALL YOUR NIGHTS LIKE THIS?

>walk into gym
>SEMEN STAINS THE MOINTAIN TOPS
>everybody seems mildly disgusted

>walk into the gym
>AND THE TRUMPETS THEY GO

>walk into gym
>IT'S JUST A BROAD BLACK BRIMMER, RIBBONS FRAYED AND TORN BY THE CARELESS WHICK OF MANY A MOUNTAIN'S BREEZE
fucking Fenians.

Go back to /mu/ faggot

>walk into the gym
>silence

>Disturbed's cover of it
Ugh

>Walk into gym
>"FUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRK"
>tibetan pornstar whos strangely popular in my area comes rushing in
>all his manlet friends cheering him on
>Porn Star starts snorting cocaine off the squat rack
>runs up to random girls doing their workouts and tells them to stop hitting on him
>manlets cheering, their god is performing the sacred rituals
>start calling each other faggots, and asking each other to cum at them while rubbing nipples together
>Porn star gets bored and grabs more cocaine before running into the sauna
>havent seen him since

>walk into gym
>clocks und koka, geld von hoes aus osteuropa, jetzt setzt es richtig was, wie der boss beim poker

Nigga learn German

does every one wear tap out gear and basketball shorts?