This guy slaps your ass and congratulates your squat pr in the gym locker room

This guy slaps your ass and congratulates your squat pr in the gym locker room.

What do you do Veeky Forums?

>No way fag

>why you slapping my ass mother fucker i outta smack you in the face faggot bitch

I don't lift so that would be kinda weird.

he's not a hot chick

i would inform him that he has mistaken me for someone else. i don't squat, only leg press

>What do you do Veeky Forums?
wet my panties and giggle

Slap him on the ass and ask if he wants company in the showers, then say no homo and wink

I'd be very flattered hes a big guy

4 me (no homo)

Thanks op, you made me lose a "you love you lose" gymbro edition from this post.

Jack him off. no homo

Alexandre Schukin is his name. You're welcome.

>tfw no ballistics

Return the gesture then go to the hospital for a broken hand. Rip gains.

"fucking faggot" and move away.

Ask him for a massage.

its like hes not even wearing clothes

If i was that big i might consider taking the day off im pretty sure hes made it

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Try to find some way to hide my massive raging hardon.

holy shit this is my goal right here
he looks fucking great, n-no homo though, i think...