BetaDestiny Hate

Little Alex.
>"Alpha"
>5'6 manlet
>Ottoman rape baby
>Fake accent
>Weeb
>plays with dolls
>minox "beard"
>PUA advice
>Attention whore in gym
>lies about going on Veeky Forums
>Has no gf
>Gymcel
>reads self help books
>bad form
>premature balding
>Has no friends
>Falls for gym memes
>Veeky Forums Elliot Rodger

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If he wasnt so fucking autistic with all this "alpha" stuff his advice could be good.
but who can take him seriously now

Saw him leave an insecure comment on some no-subs youtube channel after the guy said he was 5'6" or something

>>Ottoman rape baby
kek

>Veeky Forums elliot rodger
>he gets laid regularly and has a job he loves
>popular
>successful
yeah, this is what Elliot Roger could have been. Looks, money, brains. he had it all. All he needed to do was Lift!

you want even more autism than alex ?

This guy : youtube.com/channel/UCAohrrjG-3gEp5QF1WlM9_w/videos

He basically fell for ALL the meme
>Fasting
>Keto
>Nofap
>Read more than 100 self help books
>cold showers
>Meditation

He leaves comments like that all the time. Super butt hurt at slightest criticism

Fasting and No fap isn't a meme. I agree with everything else.

Forgot
>apple cider vinegar
>Polyphasic sleep
>Meme man breathing method

We get it you don't like him, but are you seriously making threads about him? Why are you so obsessed with this guy?

Because he's a cunt.

Hi Alex.

Why? Don't get me wrong he's an autistic weirdo but what has he done to make you so mad?

Again where did the fake natty touch, bro?

Lot of jealous bros drinking the haterade.

Hey Alex, look what I have.

he's got a sizable following that are annoying as fuck. case in point at my gym:
>poverty gym, plates are mostly 25', single power rack, 4 barbells total
>this fucking manlet, not more than 5'4 comes 4/week and does fullbody memes courtesy of yours truly
>fucking takes all of the 45s and 35s in the gym for above the knee rack pulls™
>dominates the power rack every time he comes
>does memes like jefferson, etc
gives everyone the stare because he cheat rows heavier than everyone else
I had to come 30 minutes earlier just so that I can use the power rack.

Love Alex and his lifting content. Every time one of these threads get posted I go watch some.

Beta Destiny > DYELs who make threads about YouTubers

(the PUA shit is mad cringe tho)

Yeah that's why I bought my own cage and gear

I cannot fathom hogging all the pl8s to "blow up my yoke" so I sperg out in the comfort of my own home

Metal cranked to 11, making noises like a wounded gorilla

hi alex

His videos on building a thicc neck are legit though.

show me on the doll where alex touched oyu op

Hi Alex posting pics of your collection?

link?

>Meme man breathing method
what?

jealousy

Hi alex

Do you think repeating the same comment over and over is actually funny or do you genuinely believe these people commenting are all Alex?

I have never understood this type of comment. My guess is it's people trying to act like they're better and more mature than you. It's perfectly okay to hate something and say it openly.
This "aha ur talking about it tho" nigger culture needs to die. Sometimes some things just need to be hated on.

>does memes like jefferson
jeffersons are fun though, and they're not more of a meme than any other legit exercise.

>alex is in this thread making comments right now

Are you sippin on some ice-cold lemonade right now by any chance?

HI ALEX
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when are you gonna come out as a fitmisc browsing Veeky Forumsizen though? care to rec me any hentai for those lonely nights, you know all about that don't you?

Anything people like is a meme now.

but people don't like jeffersons. although it would seem they're gaining traction. hoping people will realize they're not as snapworthy as they seem.

I don't have anything against the guy, but the ice cold lemonade will always make me laugh.

You're all jealous of Alex. Alex is a true example of what you can accomplish as a natural with optimal training. His advice is the best there is, just look at how well his neck and traps grew. Alex is also not a virgin, he has been with many girls.

how is jefferson not a meme? I get if you find it fun but saying its a legit exercise baffles me. whats the carryover vs the other more established exercises in improving squat/dl?

It's their looks and presentation.
They are both autismal af, if they were 8/10, thick, solid, tight Chads you would take every word as an advice.

>complaining about anime porn on a anime website

Why is fasting a meme ?

I don't compete in anything so I don't care about my squat. I still deadlift, pulled 5.5pl8 conventional recently. But honestly I could have a 10kg squat 1RM and I wouldn't give a single fuck. The point is, if you don't compete, just do whatever you like.
I could also say squat is "not a legit exercise" because it doesn't carry over to jeffersons as well as other lifts might.

It's not. Most of that shit is situational or useful besides self help books.

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“We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

BETA

>"IN FACT"
>"FLAMING FUCKING FACT"
>"NICELY YOKED F'ZEEK"
>"BEARMODE"
what are some other good, classic alexisms?

>"RAW TROOF"
>"THAT'LL GET THEIR PUSSY WET"

why does this guy prattle on about "bearmode" so much? personally, i think labeling your build by what literal faggots use to label their gay categories with is already retarded, but you can't even be """bearmode""" if you're like 5'4, i don't care how fucking hench you are, if there are MANY 6th graders that are as tall as you, you can't be any "mode" that has the name of an animal that isn't a prey animal in it

His shit works though, seriously what exactly is the problem?

rofl what is this pic haha

we're making fun of the guy himself, not the methods because, well... there's so much wrong with him.
Same way we make fun of rip but still acknowledge SS is okay-ish for beginners.
Same way I made good gains starting out on GSLP despite Johnny Pain having been a sub 5 pl8 puller at the time of its writing and sounding like an absolute cunt.

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how many pl8s did you hit before moving from GSLP? I'm doing that currently

doesn't matter how many pl8s you move, stop once you feel you can no longer progress as the program prescribes.
my 1RM were pretty close to 1/2/3/4 (never tested squat because I don't care about incel lifts but it was probably around that, DL was less, OHP was more, bench was spot on)

Reminder that OP doesn't even lift.

Hi Alex

Women are not attracted to bear mode. Not saying having muscle is not attractive to women. But bear mode will only attract bigger gayer bears.
>muh gains
>muh rack pulls

sup alex, fuck u

If you have ever posted a video on youtube and you're not an artist in some capacity you should legit kill yourself srs

This is so painful as it shows how limited experience he has with social situations.

No theyre not. Why would you take neck advice from someone who has a 16" neck at 20% bf lmao

friendly reminder, Alex has been and always will be /ourguy/

good advice and positive outlook disgusting haters ITT

>inb4 t alex

He has a pencil neck though.

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>F'ZEEK
sounds like a KANGZ name straight from the seventies. but ya that's how he says it.