/FPH/ - MIDDLE EAST FEAST EDITION

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How many people on the planet are over 150 kgs or 300 lbs? 1 million? Even more or much less? How many are from 120 to 150 kgs?

literal meatsack

You think it is in any way possible there are less than 1 million 300lbs+ human beings on planet earth?

Why the fuck am I not fucking every person in that picture right now

Reminder that once you reach hamplanet status, you can never recover, you might as well kill yourself.

Seriously, who would want to cuddle and have sex with this?

I want to cuddle and have sex with these

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Rather be skinny after being fat than to die at 35

every single person in your image is beautiful and worthy of love
from someone else

Kek, best joke Ive heard all day

Wow whoever did those bottom 2 surgeries should be sued.

yeah, by a dog or a cat maybe

big deal. a 2-day fast would clear all that right up.

christ, I am so glad I never got heavier than 40lbs overweight. Lost it all and been Veeky Forums for ages now.

Can confirm
>Got a little fat
>Got big terrible stretch marks god knows why, even doctors were confused, thought I had very big problems with cortisol but turned out I didn't
>My body looks terrible no matter what I do
Become thin until it's too late, mates.

You mean before it's too late, you flabby retard.

that guy has good pec insertions

what a waste

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>/pol/_irl

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You gotta admit that she's a genius for playing the niche market game. Starting as a fat fetish model then owning a business is an impressive step up

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its impressive for about 5 years then she dies from the beetus.

I'm actually really upset the horse didn't shove her off or something as I was expecting.

fat bitch should be jailed for animal cruelty tbfh

>when people say american trucks are shit

my Nissan frontier>any americuck "truck"

how many americans can your shitty nissan pull?

didn't think so faggot.

>needing 8 people to carry your carcass

Translation?
I guess something about nationalism but that's it.

You can't break nationalism

get an operation.

I thought it was common knowledge that Ford makes the best Diesel trucks for the common folk.

>master race in all shapes and sizes.

RIP as of 9/18

>balled up fists

Am I the only one bugged by that

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>300+lbs
>one million
that's probably the state of Texas alone

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How many are there?! I am shocked.

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Nigga looks like Nien Nunb

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This is supposed to be /FPH/ not "discourage people who wake up and decide to change".
Whoever did those surgeries are failures and it's why you don't skimp and try to save some money on a surgeon.

Anything a flabby bitch does is impressive to her beta orbits

>disobidient avocado

Cute & smug to fat and miserable.
What kind of god allows this?

Best news today. Fuck this bitch.
t. Egyptian

>From a furry convention

A just one. She got brought it on herself, that hedonistic whore.

The only reason it didn't shove her is because it literally can't.

True. God truly is ourgod.

this is /fph/, not /fat/

>tfw she didn't just pop like a balloon

Would've been hotter desu

I've found that people who complain about fords and ford trucks typically don't know much about autos

Waste of potentially good genetics. Egyptians are generally a goodlooking people, as long as they don't fall for the beetus.

i wish someone would finally repost the Veeky Forums story with this hot fit as fuck guy who had a tinder date and she was a /fph/ lady and came with a big gulp and he fucked her

holy fuck bitch got so fat her piercing migrated to the center of her face

>Egyptians are generally a goodlooking people

>little fat
Seriously......for getting stretch marks you need to become a fatass, not "little"....

skinny is better than fat any time. You're talking as if they're both at the same level of bad

>Egyptians
>people

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I doubt that's true. I got stretch marks just from muscle growth when I first started lifting, and I wasn't anywhere near big.

Postcard sent into PostSecret...

They still got dat glorious ancient potential. They just need to stop breeding like rabbits, and maybe pick a better religion.

I bet that there are a lot of men willing to fuck all the women in that video?

>They still got dat glorious ancient potential.
user, the people who're squatting in Egypt now are not the ancient Egyptians.

only blacks want to fuck those women.

cute!

Copts are. So are most Egyptians living outside of the big cities. There wasn't that much intermingling over time.

Search beauty and the hambeast

i confirm

No, they really aren't.

Reporting in, you bet. Fat fetish be damned but I can't really do much about it

God didn't do this user.
Destiny didn't feed her cake and fate didn't buy her Starbucks
It was all on her

Dude don't phrase it like that, you gave me a boner

Fuck this,
I just got back from doing a mammogram and there is a slight chance that one part of my breast can turn cancerous. Im only 29 and the thought of maybe going through chemo and mastectomy in the future scares the shit out of me

tits or GTFO
Tits GTFO
lol

Booze in every picture

I read the ending as 'unlaid'

He could if he sat on it.

L-London?
I'm very sorry about the diagnosis, though.

Yup. Fat shit can't just lose some weight, gotta make your plight sound like a blessing. Fucking twats.

Dear God. How!?! How do you look in the mirror and think “well fuck, I should do something about this” long before it comes to pic related?

You wouldn't have cancer if you didn't eat all that meat, meatcuck. You were warned.

any cancer survivor would vomit with rage at this image

Yup, because putting poison in your body to get rid of another poison is the hot new weight loss trend.
Maybe, but I have it in the family as well

>adding all meat into a generalized "meat" term and declaring it evil

Fuck off you queer

If you're gonna talk up a Jap truck, at least talk about Toyotas.

Nissans a shit.

They're just as fat as burgerland. Fat fucks everywhere in that shithole. Went 3 months ago. Waste of a trip. Should have gone to new zealand

Black guy?

have an MRI done

white guy

Guess I had a sexually impressionable childhood

explain something to me.

how do you stuff your body with food?

I literally can't eat more than an apple and feel full, even if I haven't eated for hours.

I literally feel dizzy whenever I overeat (which is just with a small burger).

I can't eat more than twice in a day, maybe three times if I snack once.

How do you eat until you're physically unable to move?