I'm gonna eat 15 (fifteen) hard boiled eggs every day because Jim Wendler told me to...

I'm gonna eat 15 (fifteen) hard boiled eggs every day because Jim Wendler told me to. How do I make them less disgusting? Like some sauce or shit?

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hollandaise baby

>put some egg yolk, lemon juice, salt and pepper in the blender
>microwave some butter and slowly pour it in while its on the lowest setting

and BAM you got the most delicious sauce of all time

salt & pepper is a good starter desu, you could even put some oil on it or butter like said

Pepper and salt. Lemon pepper. Paprika. Tabasco. Be fucking inventive.

Eat scrambled eggs. They're great, and you can easily fit 15 eggs in there if you divide it into two meals.

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Enjoy your xanthomas

Make deviled eggs with olive oil Mayo

Enjoy your cholesterol.

amirite guys?

This if you want cancer.

yes

>not making your own pure mayo

Try this if it's available in your country. Tastes awesome on boiled eggs and is widely used in german kitchens as a seasoning for e.g. soup or meatloafs

Salt and pepper, butter, hot sauce, salsa, sharp cheddar cheese, vinegar, eat them with pickles, or just insert them anally.

What's in there? What does it taste like?

I have a bottle of Maggi here and will try to translate.

>plant based protein (from wheat)
>salt
>water
>aroma
>some chemicals for taste (glutamat)
>sugar

Hard to describe the taste. It's very unique so I don't even know what to compare it to. Very strong taste, not hot/spicy, very salty

102 kcal per 100 ml
7.4g carbs
5.1g sugar
18g protein
24.9g salt
0g fat

shred them up or mince/chop it and use it to pad out other foods/meals

So it's basically saitan. Interesting.
I'm guessing glutamat is MSG, that shit is bad for you Germanbro

deviled eggs

I eat about ten eggs per day. My secret is that I actually drink them.

>make scrambled eggs from the whole carton of eggs
>put scramble into fridge in a container
>let cool
>take how much scramble you need to and throw into blender with cold milk and banana
>enjoy tasty smoothie

Lol enjoy cardiovascular disease.

enjoy momscience

>cholesterol
its over 9000!

>Not just blending the raw egg
Why has this board gone to shit

I made some mayo for your mom last night

i am the mayo man

Just swallow them