Dicklets out of my way
Dicklets out of my way
6 Inch is unironically the best length I wouldn't fuck a dude with lower.
I simply wouldn't fuck a dude
Then you're missing out user.
This is a brilliant metaphor for patriarchy. Splendid work!
Faggot.
Literally this
He'd die if he got a boner
How do you losers find shit like this.
Why are they carrying this dude's dick? Literally if nobody helped this guy he would be the most useless creature on earth. Having to drag that around with such a massive weakness exposed to any attacking wildlife.
>h-hey ladies
>p... p-please help me carry my penis...
>please respond
heh
He has a fucking whip, he doesn't ask shit, he commands, those sluts are his fucking slaves for life that's why he can afford to have such a titanic dick + look at how skinny they are, he just feeds them apple cores
papa bless
a true bottom
That's like a girl with a cups talking about a girl with g-cups being deformed and useless.
Why the fuck are you here?
tfw 8.5" but a 5'7 manlet
what's even the point? only girls I get with are tinder whores
Good thing no one cares about some degenerate faggot's opinion
That girl would be right though
Would you, if you could, go to 7.5'' at 5'10, or 9.5'' at 5'4?
Tfw bathmate
I'd for sure pick the 5'10 one. the way I see it it's all about advertisement, like what's the point of being big if everyone thinks you're small? I'm sure a 6'2 guy with a 3" dick gets more than me just on assumptions alone. I just pray every day a second growth spurt comes. my dad is 5'2 so at least I'm not completely unlucky
>my dad is 5'2 so at least I'm not completely unlucky
user...
we need to talk..
ummm
How tall is the mailman?
hahaha ya that seems possible except I look just like him and my mom is a 5'9 so it is possible.
inb4 how a 5'2 ended with a 5'9: my mom is extremely insecure about anything she does and kinda ugly so I guess I have to follow my dad's path so my sons end up normal size kek
Is this Hercules r34?
The point where the redditor newfag stops, that's where user's path begins. you, you'd never understand
Dicklet detected
Guys, I think he's asking for sauce.
He isn't. Lurk moar.