Hey son you're getting pretty big

>Hey son you're getting pretty big.

>Thanks black middle class father with glasses
>son, please stop calling me that

>black father
>being around
>being middle class

humor thread?

for you

I laughed a lot at this.

man you really killed it with that original zinger

>tfw black
>tfw dad is lighter than the nigga in the pic

mirin dads forearms

who are you and why are you in my house?

...

You picked the wrong house, nigger.
*grabs shotgun*

fuck outta here faggot

Black loving Jew detected

all thanks to the ez mode black genetics you blessed me with, father

I have relatives that look like this guy.

Why the fuck can't coloreds/lightskins be our own separate group like in SA and Brazil instead being forced to associate with the niggers?

History of just one drop and the US didn't need to "grasp" for whites since we were getting pumped with Europeans for 200 years. Now the definition is changing (see kapernick being called white and "hispanics") because of crashing white birth rates. What you're saying might very well come true in 20 years

Nigger detected

>"Maybe you should watch what you eat and run more, your mom doesn't like you getting this big."

Hey dad, you're getting pretty niggerish

>yeah i used to more than that back in my day.
>warmup sets? seems like a waste of time. we never did them.
>careful of all that protein it's not good for your kidneys
>creatine? is that a steroid?
>no that's okay curls are enough for me

They already exist all across america
However niggers vs whites is an easy way to manipulate whites/people of light complexion and self hating brown people with no real culture like you into being an easily manipulated slave class.

It's actually worked BEAUTIFULLY.