>Manlets broke out of the pits and stole the bench last night
>They sullied the gym twinks honor too
>We gather the gym counsel to determine a plan of action
>Decide to send a warrior into the pits to recover the bench
>Nobody wants to go
>Draw straws
>I draw the short (5'11'') straw
>Fuck.exe
>The gym cleric blesses me with supplements
>Everyone kneels
>Two of the most jacked dudes in the gym come out of a back room carrying a fancy-looking wooden box between them
>They place the box in front of me and kneel with the rest
>I open it to see a mighty war hammer forged from a 95 lbs dumbbell
>The gym cleric tells me "This is the hammer Swolnir, only a true natty can wield it"
>I grasp the hammer and raise it high
>Cheers all around
>I turn and descend into the manlet pits
>Hordes of tiny angry men rush me
>No matter, none can stand before the might of Swolnir
>I demolish the ranks of the short
>Each swing takes out swathes of manlets
>whenwilltheylearn.jpg
>I bash and crush my way through the pits
>Finally I come to where they stored the bench
>My eyes narrow as a figure comes into view
>It's my old lifting buddy
>"Hello user"
>"Hey"
>"I knew stealing the bench would get their attention, but I never would have expected you to do their dirty work"
>"I was chosen for this task"
>"Is that so? Then why did they seal the entrance to the pit behind you?"
>Start to get a bad feeling in my gut
>"N-no, we needed the bench back. They gave me Swolnir."
>"Stop deluding yourself user, everyone knows you wear lifts to hide the fact that you're only 5'--"
>I bash his fucking skull in
>Rush back to the entrance
>It's sealed, just as he said
>On the exit hangs a sign
>"When will they learn?"
>mfw
Manlets broke out of the pits and stole the bench last night
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Man that's rough
All I have to deal with is the ghost of Rich Piana drinking my protein shakes when I'm squatting
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
That's just what you get for squatting without a salt circle
>not squatting in a pentagram made of sheep blood for satanic gains
Enjoy jesusmode nattycuck
>implying the Lord's blessings aren't enough to make sick gains
hope you enjoy hell, heretic
That's pretty rough user. Last time my gym's manlets broke out they just stole all of our squat socks (pic related) and estro/prog vials. Tbh I think it suits them better than us, gym management is even considering changing the height limits and promoting one of them to gym femboy
I almost feel bad for you, but then I remember you're a manlet
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That's nothing. The manlets in my gym are demanding reparations. PC is running rampant.
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The day Veeky Forums became riddit, pretty disgusting senpai
Poor bastard
What's reddit about this?
Nothing. Newfags think posts like this are Reddit because Reddit took this style of shitposting from Veeky Forums way back.
It's true.
>They sullied the gym twinks honor too
>implying the gym twink is not a manlet hand-picked for the task anyhow
Manley's stay where they belong.
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underrated bread well toasted
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