Hey fit, what's the most fit approved language to learn

Hey fit, what's the most fit approved language to learn

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I'm in my second year learning Russian. If you have a deep voice like me you can frighten children yelling shit at them. I imagine German is another like that.

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Arabic, French, German, Russian

Japanese. One of the countries with lowest obesity rates, sounds manly, and has all them sweet animes

Russian so you can read the Soviet studies and lifting programs.

Italian if you want to read studies about steroids from the 70's that never went to market.

Arabic, so you can torture mudslide prisoners when they mount a full invasion

There's other languages besides English? Wtf I hate language now

>sounds manly

thirding russian
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Some obscure language with fewer than a million living speakers somewhere in Central Asia or the Black Sea region. Then move there and become their chief.

Deutsch...natürlich

Fit white men can pull Japanese pussy easy if they don't act like an autistic foreigner. Most women are xenophobic as fuck, BUT the hookup app culture there is really strong and biased towards foreign men. You just have to keep you pocket spaghetti in for a week and you can plow.

sophomore and added a russian major hope three years is enough to become semi fluent :/

Spanish.

You wont become fluent only by academic learning
I learned a language for 10 years in school, did the category exams, but didnt start to talk fluently before going to work for a company where no one spoke my language

only if you are going for those sick 1500's chemistry gains
>Alle Dinge sind Gift, und nichts ist ohne Gift,
>allein die Dosis macht dass ein Ding kein Gift ist.

yeah I know I won't be fluent but conversational would be nice (required on my end really if I'm majoring in it) pairing it with a philosophy degree so I'm kind of fucked either way..wonder if it's too late to do CS, not that I have any experience with it..but hey, like any useless humanities major there's always law school or begging for rubles teaching ESL in siberia

German or any Slav language

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My bf speaks a couple languages. Should I get him to teach me swiss german, french, dutch, or italian?

just suck his dick you retarded faggot

>bf
How about Canadian you fucking faggot

Japanese, shits easy as fuck. Only hard part is vocabulary but that comes with any language

except that Japan is a total apocalyptic shithole and also the only place where you can speak the useless language you're learning

Jesus Christ how has no one said English yet? That is the only language you need to know.

Lithuanian, because it's closest to the original aryan language

He asked for Veeky Forums approved, not /pol/ approved

Here's an easy way to learn the language, continue your classes but 100% try to find a penpal. It will help more then any class will ever possibly, thats how I learned English. Though my english is probably still p bad

Did some Japanese at uni, and it's pretty slow but not bad. You will never fall behind unless you are a brainlet and talking to people is way different than self study. Thinking about doing study abroad to get even more language gains.

Aryans had to be fit to settle and conquer so many lands. Opinion discarded

Quite the implications you're implying there. I can also watch anime without subtitles and can play Japanese games online

>met some kid off of /b/
>lives in Eastern Europe
>would always chat on steam and play games together, talk about life and shit
>he'd always tell me about how he has the top score in his school/class in English and it's all thanks to our conversations
Really hope he made it. Haven't talked to him in a long time

Polish. Simple choice. Strongest people and strongest language.

Mandarin. German. Russian.

Poles are the niggers of Europe. Fuck Poland.

Don't be cunts you retarded monolinguals.

thanks to new policies, niggers are the niggers of europe
what if i want vowels in my language

...what, Lithuanian is closest to persian??
Yes, persian have conquer the world bevor Alexander. But why are you talking about persians?

German for Arnie and Hitler

Proto-Indo-European, you stupid shitskin

Russian. They are most Chad country in the world

Python

>not learning Hindi
All you need to know is अच्छा and ठीक है and you're practically fluent.

Or اچھا if you want to a be a paki nigger

projecting nigger?

Ελληνιkά for the future of mankind

why does every script except the latin script look completely retarded

Seconded

What about learning to read Japanese without speaking it? I heard their stock market is really inefficient and investing there might be a cool idea

>for you

देवनागरी only has a few characters that are annoying to write. Makes more sense to have one letter for each sound than the (english) latin alphabet, which has stupid shit like th, ch, sh, ough etc... or ous/out/oux in french

Arnie became a cuck.

If you're a socialist: German
If you're a communist: Russian
If you're a weeb: Japanese
If you're a programmer: C

Or stop being a little bitch and learn all four.

Speaking Japanese is ok. Reading the language is fucking insane, because they implemented Chinese so weird for stupid historical reasons. Really much more difficult than chinese.

Wholesome

kek, im going through my kanji flashcards rn

structure and grammar are ezpz but reading the damn thing is retarded since they essentially have 3 different alphabets

Because they are

Or stop learning languages due to silly political views

>ideology motivates him to learn other languages and improve
>silly

fugg

better hope google translate is wall-street approved. I feel like a country with such an economy yet horrendous workplace productivity has great business potential for entrepreneurs. Especially w their negative interest rates they've got to be begging for new business