Veeky Forums does not have gf's

Veeky Forums does not have gf's

Is this the kind of gf you get when you dont train legs?

Exactly, thicc gf's require men with thick legs. Do your damn squats.

All grown up

I'm in bed next to mine right now. Say hi Veeky Forums!

kek

Roy L.'Rocky' Dennis

You don't think I'm trying you fucking faggot

Why is her head so big

Do you have a big screen? How close are you sitting to your computer?

Exactly. I'm married. Can't afford a girlfriend. Buying a 58 Impala instead.

Why is only her face black

>Girlfriend
>Happiest i've ever been
>Lose gains
>Ignore friends
>She cheats on me
>Single
>Lonely
>No friends
>No gains
>Low test
>No interest in girls
>Get myself back up
>Gym
>Work harder
>Become a better man
>Email from my ex
>Start taking girls out again
>Now have a new girlfriend
>See friends less
>Losing gains

You think i'd learn. Humans are flawed by our short term thrills of pleasure. girls are fucking aids, but i can't live without one. Just gotta find that balance boys

It happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone who understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybodies gone
I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up
-Sum41

Stop trying, just go to parties and have a good time, someone will come along.

what happend to her face

she has a big face

proof or you're lying

For you

If you exfoliate too often you'll fuck up your skin and get oily as fuck

That's not his gf though, he's gay. Pic related.

Why the fuck is her face so huge compared to the rest of her body?

Blink 182 actually.

Song is Dammit.

DELET

>Trying to pull a girl
>She still hasn't realised we're the same height
I can't keep living this lie!

no gf i m just gay

Does that dude have prosthetic legs?

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

>having a gf
I'm not a faggot,OP

But what if I don't want a fat girlfriend?

>tfw late 20s, all the good ones are married
>options are drastically lower your standards, marry a divorced roastie or become a step dad

grow up

Or you can be smart date someone younger than you and use your adult gainz to your advantage

Not everyone is you

hate that too. hamplanets or girls with 3 kids and want a sugardaddy while she fucks around

maybe if you had actually made gains and committed to your training this wouldnt happen you little shit.

how do you do it

SS+GOMAD

y not just date someone younger?

I wouldn't mind that. Where do you meet girls after college? My workplace is 90% male.

>lets women consume his entire life

Bro you look stupid like Jason Genova tier retarded

>nobody knows where the face is from

I hate you newfucks.

Story time.
>have no gf
>be scrawny guy
>do some drugs, smoke and drink
>fuck a girl because of some bet, she was ugly as fuck, some regret, some happiness for no longer being a virgin
>find girl that's into drugs and drinks
>she leaves me for bigger druggie
>start toning down on drugs and tell to myself "fuck girls"
>find new girl, cute, intelligent as fuck, chubby, does no drugs
>start lifting, half assed attempts
>quit drugs and smokes, start lifting regularly
>get a bit swole
>gf loses 5kg, get's hot as fuck

Now I'm healthy and swole with an amazing gf and life is good

just everywhere bro you see a cutie then you talk to her, 80% chance it will amount to nothing but you gotta keep plugging away