>anal is my biggest turnon
>be a fat piece of shit
>wife is solid 8/10
>no idea why she is still married to me
>my wife lets me fuck her in the ass
>start browsing Veeky Forums
>one day I decide im tired of being a fatfuck and I am going to lose weight
>lost 100lbs
>wife says my dick is bigger
>doesnt let me fuck her in the ass anymore because she says it hurts
Fuck you Veeky Forums
Pic vaguely related.
Never gonna make it
anal sex is fucking disgusting and only degenerate porn addicts like that shit
Grow up, junior
I also am a huge fan of fucking qts in the ass
If i had a choice I'd never touch that ole floppy loose vag, butt hole is way tighter, plus no babies
losing weight shouldn't make your dick wider, just don't stick it in all the way then
lying faggot, never happened
It just sucks you sometimes get shit on your dick.
Does your wife have a feminine penis? If no, there is no reason, other than being a filthy degenerate, that you should be putting it in her butt.
Use more lube dumbass
>wife is solid 8/10
post pics user
pic of wife
Just wrap (loosely) a scrunchie around the base. That'll rob you of an inch.
>not fucking her ass anyways
are you even a man, bro?
anal sex feels like shitting backwards. why are you doing this to your wife? don't you love her? don't you want her to feel good too? fuck you, you selfish piece of shit. I hope she never lets you buttfuck her again. I hope she poops on your dick.
how do you know what receiving anal sex feels like user
lol y did you lose weight? you got to eat whatever you wanted and fuck your wife in the ass?
I legit felt bad being a fat piece of shit. I mean I looked pathetic.
your wife obviously had a fat dude fetish though
WRONG. Length is very true with fat pad going away. General girth can be gained with better blood circulation. Being overweight can easily be linked to circulation issues
She swears she likes me now better, says I dont have the weird fatman smell anymore either kek
There has been a slight, very slight, increase in my girth but overall my dick looks way bigger.
Like I said, length gains are pretty logical with the loss of the fat pad
Its not bad if youre married. Remember to put a ring on it young white men, because a few years down the line your wife will let you do weird stuff to her butthole