Deadlifts

>bench press
>didn't get decapitated

>Decline bench
>do it anyway

>pull ups
>stopped wetting my bed when I was a kid

>plank
>not walking

Keked harf

>preacher curls
>but I'm not religious

>preacher curls
>im atheist

stealing those gains brah

yo lmao same idea my mang

>he's a civil engineer

Just got doing deadlifts. I love em. Make me feel strong.

>atheist curls
>teach Sunday school

> shrugs
> actually do care

>squat
>homegym, I own this property

>good mornings
>y-you too

>suicide grip
>mentally sound

>front squats
>IDS BREGFASTT XDDDDDD

>Veeky Forums /fit
>full of fatties, manlets, and dyels

Left 4 Dead is getting a third game?

...

>Good mornings
>It's actually the afternoon

>tricep extensions
>is actually a contraction

>Calf Raises
>Own no domesticated livestock

>face pull
>waifu still isn't real

why do people post emojis here? is this the latest shilled/forced meme?

>Overhead press
>I'm not a journalist

This shit has been going on since last year
Its ironic really makes you think posting

Hey man not bad

>average intelligence
>still use a dumbell

>hammerhead curls
>I'm not a shark

>sumo deadlift
>wearing basketball shorts

>"It ain't' me" by CCR is playing in the gym
>it was me

>muscle imbalance
>embarrassing

>lying leg curls
>I don't believe them

i can't think of one fck man

>military press
>civie

>power clean
>still have to shower

>pistol squats
Stand your ground motherfucker

The song is called fortunate son you cuck.
>Unfortunate son

>mountain climbers
>I'm sea level

When will you people ever learn it's blatant satire and you're already living in multiple layers of memes and irony and can't see them.

> Concentration curls
> I use dumbbells

>Behind-The-Neck press
>No journalists in the mirrors

>stomach vacuum
>Still dirty

KEK

> Smith machine
> I still don't understand How Mirrors Can Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

> Planking
> It's not 2011 anymore

Kek

>world record for heaviest snatch
>never set foot in a gym

YOU WENT TOO FAR

It's called "Millionare's One" you jackass

...

You are a nut, you are crazy in the coconut

>hip drive
>don't even have my licence

> curls
>still straight

>triceps kick backs
>using my arms

>maxed out hip thrusters
>Mr. Scott radios from engine room "No More Power".

>I tried too hard, didn't I.

>one leg amputated
>mastering "partial arts"

>Rack pulls
>Still virgin no gf

>bent over row
>Not in a boat

>lat raises
>doesn't work lats

>power clean
>not a custodian

>hyperextensions
>didn't get any taller

>asking to work in
>start working out

right in the feels

>on Veeky Forums
>fat as fuck

>medicine ball
>doesn't treat any of my conditions

>frog jumps
>not an amphibian

>jumping jacks
>my name isn't jack

>push-ups
>actually pushing the entire world down

What does that mean?

>Tricep Depression
>Triceps not sad

>leg extentions
>still a manlet

> SS
> Is actually jewish

>chin-ups
>still sad

...

> Is called Ripped-toes
> Actually has Flabby-belly

>pull up
>still crashes the plane with no survivors

...

>Dead lifts
>Lifting the dead

You'll never know the feels of having to carry your fallen comrade.

>turkish get-ups
>i'm actually greek

> Cable rows
> I have satllite

Topkek

Holy shit kek