If you could make one food or drink healthy that isn't healthy what would it be?

Coke Zero. Honorary mention would be nicotine lozenges.

I'm pretty sure that this Aron demon is a nip.

Soda
Or pussy

i want to lick her shitter clean

Beer

Beer, rum, or gin. Any of those would be fine for me.

If it's healthy, in addition to being an alcoholic making you healthier, you could get shitfaced and there would never be a hangover.

food: pizza
drink: beer

1. chocolate
2. soda

beer

Beer and Chinese food

I've been so fucking sexually ducked up lately couldn't even get hard after jerking too much. This pic turned my cock to diamonds in about realquick seconds

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Butter.

I seriously just want to eat an entire stick of butter. I have never experienced a more difficult test of willpower than only using one serving at a time.

olive oil

My asian gf just broke up with me, why gotta do this to me?
Will I ever get with another asian girl? I'm white, is there hope for me to strike gold again?

S T I C C

oops ;)

More like this.
Only this.

Far far less of this.

No such thing as honorary you race mixing trash

pls sit on my faaaaaace

sorry user :'(

literal faggot

meant for

just how fucking gay do you have to be?

then everyone would be jacked. no thanks

this

reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/53y9v3/my_god_anubis_full_album_non/

Found it on plebbit.

fried chicken or glazed donuts, honorary mention for french fries. i love fried shit

Nobody fucking said Ice Cream? What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

McDonald's Triple cheeseburger.

Fuuuu-.. I'd fuck those burgers

Holy shit curvy japs are the best

at least I'll mix with someone other than my hand

Post more qt white sticc

Cinnamon toast crunch
Burger or McD's fries
Toblerone

ask and receive

female feces

Nope everyone is gonna think you're a fetishist if you do

Here's the complete photoset
imgur.com/a/qfCpO

Greasy extra cheesed pizza. I would pay whatever money it costs to the equivalent of diet Pepsi in pizza version. I'd kill people if it meant I could eat a shitfucking load of pizza like I do with Pepsi. I'm ok with cancer or aids if I have this

Cookies or potato chips plz

Agreed but I'd unironically have secret mixed children with her.

For me, peanut butter. I can kill a whole jar of that shit. I know the organic, low sugar, "healthy" shit isn't that bad. But I'm talking 0 cal, 0 fat, 40 gram of protein a serving kek.

Pizza. Anything can be pizza. If you pick something else you're retarded

...

>This

>ice cream can be pizza

more (You)'s for you

It's a thing

Thats just ice cream pie

Delete this or I will go to my freezer right now and kill my pint of ice cream.

>be in biochem class
>cute asian girl with phat ass sits down next to me
>keeps asking me easy fucking questions about the lecture
>class is at 9am and I fucking hate talking to people in the morning
>decide to change seats
>realize I prolly blew my only chance to bang a phat-assed asian chick

No. It's called ice cream pizza.
Here is dessert pizza.

You're literally retarded if you don't pick pizza. You'd get tired of plain old ice cream even with all the different flavors.

I get two just because.

>pizza
>chocolate milk

Potatoes. Just turn carbs to protons in it and I'll be Arnie in a month

>cute asian girl with phat ass

doesn't exist bro. maybe a "cute" ass but no natural phat ass. the only ones are jap girls and there's like 5 natty bubble butt JAV stars on the entire planet

instagram.com/non_nonsummerjack/?hl=en

For those interested.

I'm not going sympathize with you.
Or feel sorry for you.
I'm going to open another tab and donate money to that one company that is trying to get funding for a machine that lets you bitch slap stupid people through the internet.

Tы тaкoй мoлoдeц, cпacибo))

i eat a bowl of vanilla frozen yogurt everyday when i cut and its pretty close to the real thing

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Just the last week I was dense enough to not realize a waitress was flirting on me.
Feels good to know I'm not THIS autistic

There are ice creams that are healthy. Pic related.

>87cal a serving
>11.1g of protein a serving

The problem is they're expensive

Wait do you guys really eat ice cream past the occasional one during summer ? Are you litteral children ?

Fanta!

Idc, my Asian guy friend said since I'm tall and white I won't have any problem getting another Asian qt
phew

Fuck you, reading this actually made me mad
I genuinely hate autists jesus christ

you need to look wealthy, but not like have money rich
you need to look like you have significant power and authority

if milk chocolate had macros like peanut butter i would eat that shit all fucking day

Give me the sauce right the fuck now

>if one high calorie item had high calories I'd eat it all day
Literally why

gaylord

Food: French Fries
Drink: Egg Nog

Can't wait to bulk away to a new year a gallon of egg nog every 2 days!

french fries or burgers

Purple drank/lean. Not even nigger, just an easily amused degenerate.

there go any plans I had for the rest of today

Vodka.
If being an alcoholic made me more fit I would empty the liquor store every month. Even doing cardio would feel like a party.

Oil

FUCK
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>unhealthy food meme

Pretty much no food is inherently unhealthy, apart from artificial fats used in fast food chains and ready meal shit, and sweets.

Butter isn't inherently unhealthy. It just is if you eat loads of it like a lardball.

>haven't masturbated for a month.
stop it bros, my mind is going crazy.

sorry I can't read really well while I cum

the name is apparently Gao Qian enjoy my guy

TOP TEIR CARROT CAKE

I would eat that shit every day if it was 0 calories ffs.

not my proudest fap

and the /d/ catalog is one of my startup tabs, for reference

Starbucks mocha latte.

You don't want to live in a world full of healthy, beautiful people? What a bitter faggot. I wish everybody made it.

mother>43016461

Faglord.

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Enjoy my man

Tap water. 64g of protein per cup.

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pizza

100 calorie whole pizza with 20grams of protien per slice, and since im a t1 diabetic, lets say 5 carbs per slice. healthy plz.