Yesterday I was jerking off and I thought to myself "man my dick feels way thicker and longer" and I just figured I was...

Yesterday I was jerking off and I thought to myself "man my dick feels way thicker and longer" and I just figured I was being full of myself and didn't think anymore of it. Then tonight me and my wife were about to fuck and she was jerking me off and she goes "is your dick bigger or something? it feels bigger". I've done absolutely nothing out of the ordinary to try to make my dick bigger.

>what could be the cause behind this?

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Can you show me?

Can you not question the gifts the lord brings you?????

No homo. Not like you are a faggot who wants cum or anything

That's what I'm hoping. I don't want it to go away, or just be some fluke

What you need to do is this. Go out. Spread the joy of bigger than normal dick to as many women as you can, spread the love user. God speed.

Yeah that one is shitty, vacuum seal is better.

Kek

No.

I've had the same thing happen to me since I've started lifting OP
Weight loss and improved bloodflow means thicker, harder, bigger erections.

>vacuum seal
Yeah I have one, much more comfortable. I can't imagine putting my dick in that noose thing

user it has a lot to do with your cardiovascular health and how hydrated you're feeling?

Are you in your late teens or early 20s? You could just be a late grower.

When I lost 30 pounds I had massive uncontrollable erections. Now I don't and I weigh even less.

I don't like it

Yeah, I sleep with mine. I'm trying to reach 9in, I'm 7.5 right now.

>Yeah, I sleep with mine
Wait what? Are you talking about the one in the OP with the rods ? Cause you can't sleep with that shit on.

>trying to reach 9in, I'm 7.5 right now.
Cool, that's a big goal though.
7.3 here, going for 7.5 and eventually 8 is my more long-term goal

To give you an idea you should expect 0.002 mm of growth / hour of wearing

I meant cm sorry, 0.002 cm/h

C-Can my dick still grows in my late twenties?

>Wait what? Are you talking about the one in the OP with the rods ? Cause you can't sleep with that shit on.
Are you new? Learn to follow a reply thread, the rods are shit. You can't wear a noose type for extended periods because they cut off blood flow. A vacuum seal doesn't have that risk, so you can sleep with it. Mine doesn't use any rods.

When sexually aroused I would hope

no, he's retarded. Erection quality will naturally fluctuate. You're dick hasn't had any actual growth its just better erection quality/filling up with more blood. Could be hormones, could be warmer climate, depends. Have you started losing/gaining weight recently?
its probably gonna be temporary, you can do jelqs and things to maintain high erection quality if you wanna look into that and other PE, up to you.

huh? I'm talking about the pulling mechanism, not the attachment. Mine is vacuum sealed too
Do you have rods like the OP or it's a stretchy band type like an all-day stretcher?

I'm not OP I just have a small dick and it's not gonna get bigger.

Can you show me?

Rods are shit, and noose is shit, they are both shit simultaneously. Vacuum seal with bands is better, especially if you want to sleep with it. I don't stretch during the day.

Nice

Thanks

Does anybody own a bathmate? Do they work?

I have a bathmate, they're fun but that's about it. It works by temporarily filling the outer skin with fluids giving a slightly thicker look. It wont change length.

Overall I havent been impressed but most PE requires a lot of work. At least with the bathmate you can strap it on and forget for 15 minutes and see a small result. They say it may be permanent after months and months, but I havent seen any permanent change

yer they dont do shit

op's pic does though

That thing in OP causes ED though?

Does it cause little red spots to appear from tiny ruptured blood capillaries?

you've probably been jelqing

lol no, causes harder erections

I'd be right happy to.

How small is the result? Is it worth spending the money on one over? I have to ship it so it'll be a bit pricier.

use an x4 etenders are the only things that 100% work

It's just the same principle as jelqing right? I can just jelq for free?

not even close

why? you're playing with your dick in both cases

i'm not explaining idgaf about you and your dick, thats on you

If you use it for too long or too high of a pressure, thats what happens. If you get comfortable with it that shouldnt happen under normal use. The nice thing about a bathmate it can only go so high of vacuum because of the way it works, it cant vacuum more than the spring can press.

my erect girth is about 6 unpumped and when I was using it every day I never saw more than 6.25 max pumped (for about 2 hours) and clamped to maintain erection after. Its more of a fun toy more than a real too for growth.

For what its worth, i've done PE on and off for the last 10 years and never saw any legitimate gains. And you wont, until you start hanging several pounds for several hours a day. To get any legitimate growth, its nearly prohibitively time consuming

oops, meant for
no homo

what do you think of that jp90 routine?

if you're going to do PE, its about the best you can do. The idea of LOT doesnt really imply growth and its mostly a juxtaposition of a bunch of broscience. But jelq and v-stretches are really good to exercise and warm up your dick.

Again, I never saw any true growth other than inflammation of the tissue, which went away in just a day or so. I dont think the tissues repair and grow in the same way that muscles do. And if they do, imagine how much work it takes to bulk up your forearms near your wrists? Its inordinate amount of effort.. but maybe can be done truly.

500hrs for 1cm lel dicklets btfo
But unironically just jelq though, dunno if I'm just imagining but 1 cm in girth gained under a month

Hmm now that I think about it those girth gains probably are just inflamed tissue, so should I stop wasting my time with jelqing?

Did you reply to those "thanks Mr Beni's" threads?

I did and mine grew a quarter inch every time I replied to those threads.

The secret is you reply to the op "thank you Mr. Beni's" and then reply again "thank you for your visit"

Works every time.

My dicks gotten so big after 2 years worth of replying that the only thing I can use my dick for is smashing walnuts for a snack.

I just get an erection, place a walnut on a cinder block, press my dick to my belly button, aim, and let go.

I can also push it down to my thighs and place a but on the head and let it go catapulting the walnut up to my face.

Snack time should be fun

gib more benis lenght bls

I've had no problem with the noose type one I got for cheap from ebay. Can wear it for a few hours at a time without a problem. I stretch about 2+ what my natural flaccid length is. It does start to hurt some about halfway through the day, but I just give it a break and it's not a big deal.

But out of curiosity, what's the vacuum one you use?

>Dicks grows bigger
>Wife
>Acting as if it matters
Cuck identified, he is hoping the bull can watch for once.

Why is everyone on Veeky Forums obsessed with cucking?

>deathgrip so brutal you actually tug your dick enough to get longer over time
this is fantastic

they work if you permanently want to ruin your dick

you were probably thinking of guys again and got a really strong erection

what

You telling me I only need to wear mine for half a year straight to reach 10 inches? I have invested more time in less effective methods already.

Not everyone. Just /pol/.

I do, and unbelievably it does work. Though I can't say its permanent or not, so far seems like something you would have to keep doing to keep the gains, but maybe they do become permanent eventually.

I've gotten similar gains from jelqing. Taking a while off, though. Went too hard for a while, and realized I could pinch my dick, and not feel anything. Been a couple of weeks, and got some nice sensitivity back, again. Overall though, I went from 5.5x4.5 when I started, to 6.75x5 that I am right now. I want to get to 7 inches, then I'll start writing on girth.

Anybody got a Phallosan? Those who do, help me: what size should I use? I have like 5in difference between soft and hard, the large one doesnt hold well on flaccid dick but the small one kills me when I get a stiffy (which I inevitably do throughout wearing time). Medium size combines both problems, lol

shut up, wife

>Jelqing without collagen supplementation
Never gonna make it

kek

How long for those gains?

yes buy my shit pls

The device in OP's pic is 10 dollars from aliexpress and they do work. Why aren't you wearing one right now, getting yours hours in while you shitpost?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448

I'm not literally retarded. You're in the right place if you're looking to make money, though.

You sure post like a retard.

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9inches is totally do-able if you start out with at least an average size dick.

I went from the average of 7.4 to 9.5 in a few months.

Ironic nazism on /pol/ (previously /new/) brought an influx of unironic nazis from stormfront and elsewhere, and those people are predictably obsessed with the concept of cuckoldry. I don't want to speculate, but it wouldn't be unfair to guess that they represent a pretty fat slice of the market for cuckold porn too. Anyway, they migrated to other boards so they could derail threads with accusations of jewry.

>implying this isn't the result of /leftypol/ shilling

Cuck has transcended just the jew sponsored fetish, it also means someone like a leftist that sacrifices their own self interests and their people's interests to virtue signal.

Like sweden banning the police from reporting about all the refugees raping their women.

I'd be right happy to

Its 2017. We have hand held devices more powerful then then NASAs old computers, but we can’t make dicks bigger?

Jews.

who the fuck makes these threads. I know for a fact there are messageboards dedicated to this shit.
I also know from basic anatomy that it doesn't work unless you were really fucking unhealthy to start with (aka no blood flow to penis).
So my question is how many penis pump shills can there be? It's not like those are huge companies or anything.
My advice to those reading, if there are people who aren't shills is to disregard that whole thread and all things jelqing/pumping.

This is such bullshit. The cucking thing is a hasbara operation to trigger /pol/. No actual right-winger likes cucking.

It's called an "erection"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erection

No shit. Go back to /pol/.

TRIGGERED

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>accused of paranoid attitude toward jews
>accuses accuser of being israeli propagandist
Alpha as heck bro

There's shills all over imageboards and forums. It's just a fact of the internet. And I didn't accuse that poster of being a hasbara agent, just of saying something stupid. If you are actually right-wing, you are interested in masculine virtues, and that means letting your wife get fucked by someone else is entirely off the table.

>right wing
>masculine virtues
I don't know man, maybe look into what these words mean

"Right wing" isn't a lifestyle. If you have that impression, it's because someone sold it to you. That's magazine bullshit my dude. You're not your politics just like you're not your fucking khakis.

Zozzle!

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>leftists
>masculine
pick one my man

>reading comprehension
>supplying your own inferences
Pick one my man

Please quote the part where I said or even implied anything about leftists being masculine.

You gotta shave ur public region every few days otherwise the suction cup won't vacuum seal to your skin. That's annoying. And it makes your parts all numb and red and sore. The head of my dick got so pumped with blood it didn't feel good and didn't look good.

I figured out a way to turn us back into giants.
First I have to sell some red pills.
Liberal or Nigger Giants is legit my greatest nightmare.
We also get giant dicks, no homo.

Just consistently PE and pray for your gains.

sounds like your wife is getting confused about all the dicks she plays with. She cant even keep track of which one belongs to who

Did you lose weight? Losing weight makes your dick bigger and is basically the only thing that does