Worst gym experience thread

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>empty gym
>decide to go for a BP 1RM so no sees me fail
>drop the bar on my neck
>wake up in hospital a week later after being on national news
>they used a pic of me with the gayest hair ive ever had

>going to a gym
>not lifting in your very own personal dojo
never gonna make it

>be me
>be gay
>unlike all you delusional faggots who look at shirtless men all day and say you arent gay i own up to it
>consider myself to have a pretty good gaydar
>have difniatley caught this guy glarring at me in the gym afew prior session
>have gay sex with him

>be me
>15, no muscle beta cuck
>birthday rolls around, dad buys be a crunch gym membership, and a thing of muscle milk.
>don't go to gym for first couple weeks because antisocial and anxious around other people
>finally say fuck it and go to gym

>alpha males everywhere
>being the tiny little cuckboy i was and still am today i challenge him to a lift off
>he goes for his first set of curls with 90 pound dumbells
>i kick him in the nuts and he drops the dumbell on his foot and screams out NIGGER
>i start laughing then fuck him in tight dirty little boy pussy
>mom comes to pick me up
>swat team had already arrived
>swat dude pins me and i grab a clip from his belt and dude shoots me 7 times in front of 711

never went to gym again

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>see qts squatting at the gym
>go back at the same time the next day hoping to see them again
>they're not there
>get hit on by another man instead

>be autist that browses Veeky Forums too much
>some guys curling in the squat rack, hes like 40
>go up to him and tell him i need the rack for squats and he can do that shit elsewhere
>he actually leaves
>some girl comes up and tries to talk to me that saw this
alfa af haha

>be in relationship
>dont go enough
>literally had skinnier arms than the girl i was with (she wasnt fat or anything she just played lax, i was still stronger than her because out gendered)
>get dumpped
>gg

>up one night after failing to reach my pr ive been working up to for 2 weeks
>ive tried so many times to beat it but i fail everytime
>get motived
>mini montage stomp around my room listening to rocky theme song
>rush to gym, i have this now.
>i must achieve this, its all i need.
>i walk into the gym
>a bunch of chads trying to stop me from reaching beating my goal
>I finally make it up to the goal, and I go for it
>my starter pokemon are too weak
>I get destroyed
>mfw i will never be a real pokemon master

>australia

literally degenrate

im from austrila m8 user kek

>be 19
>be skinny Minnie cardio bunny (male)
>ate a fuck huge burrito that day
>get to gym later that day
>have to shit something fierce
>unleash my bowels in locker room toilet
>bowling ball shaped shit fills the bowl
>won't fucking flush
>try to push it down the toilet with my hand to no avail
>get an idea
>pick up handfuls of shit and put them in duffel bag
>throw duffel bag in dumpster after workout

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source link? interested
i havnt gone for a full 100% 1rm yet cause im too scared

sadly this is Veeky Forums so i can only speculate that this is true

abc.net.au/news/2017-09-28/gym-accident-teenager-fights-for-life/8995340

No one taught him how to roll

you shutup cunt

>15
>Auschwitz mode
>decided to make some changes
>went to the gym and hopped on the treadmill
>see some qt girls to my right
>lose concentration and trip on the treadmill
>qt girls laugh at me while covering their faces with their hands
Didn't step back into the gym until I was 21.

>wake up a week later
>story is 5 hours old

Not op
Neither is source

Still beautiful

>have a common cold + some extra symptoms
>fuck it, I'm going to work out
>yeah, that's the ticket, 1RM goes up nicely
>infection travels to the ear in the evening
>fuck me for trying

>Haven't squatted for a few weeks
>Getting back into it
>Going good so far, get up to a pretty solid number
>Not what I was, but it'll take me just a fortnight to get back up there
>Decide to do an AMRAP set at the end
>Last two reps aren't great, the very last one I barely made it up
>Ridiculously atrocious form on the last rep, I probably should have just dropped it
>The very fit, very attractive, head PT walks past at that exact moment
>Sees me with my shit last rep and gives me a sour face in the mirror
>I mean like the sort of facial twitch Veeky Forums gives Veeky Forums when they ask how to get abs in 2 months
>She's going back to a client though, so she didn't say anything

And thus begins my long, long history of always managing to do dumb shit whenever she's around. I've done so much stupid shit I think that she just assumes I'm retarded. I was gonna hire her for a PT session, since she has qualifications coming out of her ears, but now I'm too intimidated to ever speak to her. That day is honestly cemented in my memory at this point.

>caring what some THOT thinks

you're never gonna make it, just gtfo

>"hey user have you ever done box jumps before haha?"
>"oh wow you've got good reach, here try this higher level bro"
I slipped and fell for two or three seconds straight before coming to a stop at some random's feet. I walked it off and it was fine, but it's probably my most embarrassing experience so far.

>thot
PE class doesn't count as gym-going, Billy

was this supposed to be funny

lol shit the fuck off, kid. you just posted in a 'worst gym stories' thread about how you have some autistic obsession with some girl you've never spoken to. You even considered hiring her like a CREEP just so you could interact with her, you fucking absolute pussy of a human being. kill yourself immediately, permavirgin.

kek

thats rough user

What did the grill say. Did she call you an asshole

Some people still think random = funny. I blame television.

>go to gym for first time
>decide to do some lateral raises on the machine
>something doesn't feel right
>continue anyway
>after I'm finish I examine the infograph
>realize I was sitting backwards
>walk out in shame
>tfw people saw me and didn't say a word

>Tfw I see people do shit like this at my gym but think maybe they know what they're doing and its just a new exercise or something
>Always scared to interrupt people in case they think i'm an asshole
>Think I still look too dyel to give anyone in my gym advice on form or how to correctly use machines

Life is suffering.

Almost believed it was real

Holy shit did he touch a nerve guy?

This is why you use a powercage for breaking bench PRs unless you have a spotter ofc

You're a virgin cause you're a creep loser
You're a virgin because you're a overreacting five year old

Holy shit is this a pasta? My sides are in orbit

you sound like a fucking loser lol

>be me
>bad day at work
>mental health issues
>really wanted to jump off bridge at moment
>friends come over to get shit the lost in my basement.
>2 hours on preworkout before they leave
>go to gym
>lift
>go home
>die that morning

and this is why you are autistic

> be me
> new on fit
> hear about 1/2/3/4
> overestimate my strength and start with a lmao1pl8
> slowly decends
> doesn't want to ascend
> fuck I'm trapped
> I didn't clip the bar so if I roll of shame everyone will know
> say fuck it and do it anyway
> everyone turns to me because of noise
> do a laugh and put lighter weight