Enter gym

>not tossing this womanlet back into the womanlet pit

>b-but you should be proportionally stronger!!
I always get this, how do I explain to normies?

go for it, as I am also a manlet and have been waiting my whole life for this moment

stats, how many can you do?

duel? sure, I left my deck in the car though so gimme a sec. hope you don't use tuners/synchros and stuff, I only play old school YuGiOh

I knew a girl in my circus who could easily break 30 pull ups. She was short as fuck and was jacked.

>big guy

for you

spiderman trans-gender is not sexy

>implying I'm taller than her

the lighter you are, the easier. I gained almost 50 lbs in tha past 2 years (was 65kg now at 86-88) and before lifting i could do 15 to 20 easy. Now i struggle to do 10 even tho i am "stronger" now.

>proceed to beat her record with her body weight in plates attached to me

Who is she and what is her height?

You're almost exactly me. When I was 135 doing calisthenics, I could do 15 pretty comfortably. Now 170 and if I hit 8, I feel good.

>>"Hey big guy, I bet I can do more pullups than you! Ready for a duel? Hehe"
pick her up and hug her because she could absolutely do more pullups than me but is also cute.
then put her down and do my workout

>tfw kryss deleted her insta and i cant fap to her pics anymore as ive fapped to all the google ones

Why do women do this to themselves? It’s it’s its not sexy.

I do almost only weighted calisthenics. Trying to gain weight and there's nothing more disheartening than going from watching everything steadily improve to being happy if I'm not regressing. I know that I'm getting stronger, it just doesn't show at all.

>*smirks and teleports behind her*
>muwhahaha
>*pulls her up*
>like this?
>proceed to ram her in to the db rack
>...
>then proceed to ram her unconscious body on the db rack
But then again I'm an alpha male.

>legs shorter than the torso
basically the manlets of the female sex

Just to be clear, I meant I wouldn't fuck her since I don't find definition like that attractive, unlike 80%+ of Veeky Forums.

I'd also lose the pull up game.

>weighted calisthenics

5'10, 160, 20 on a good day

Please respond

>implying she could do more proper form pull ups than me

fuck that. I wouldn't do that shit at the gym because competing at the gym is something only attention-seeking whores do. I'd be down with doing it outside though. only proper form though, none of those retarded-ass momentum crossfit pull ups

Just no. Stop pls. We all know this is really you.

Max reps with 20kg added weight.

wrong

ok but you have to add a weight belt to make it fair
or we do a squat and a dl competion after that

Pfffft, projection much.

Bitch I got deads to do.

>SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

Sure.
Weighted, right?

>look her up and down as if I'm inpsecting a piece of meat
>toss her over my shoulder and carry her to the yoga room
>yell "bitch leave" at the dyke yoga instructor who's setting up, she knows that I'll take that pussy again if she doesn't comply
>toss her onto a stack of yoga mats and hold the her arms above her head
>she starts to scream
>I punch the mat right next to her face
>she flinches
>I sniff her like and animal from her neck to her chest to her armpits to her snatch
>I grab her shorts and begin to yank them down
>she start saying no over and over again and begins to kick
>"HOLD STILL" i command
>she meets my gaze and begins to tear up
>her legs still and she parts them slightly
>I yank her shorts down her thighs, yanking them over her feet and throwing them into the corner
>I'm greeted with a fairly beautiful pussy, the pungent sweet and musky aroma is
>"I've always wanted to see what all of that gear would do to a woman's pussy"
>I take a lick of her sweaty snatch
>She jerks up I feel her try to pull her arms free for a second and struggles against my hand
>her hips gyrate a bit
>"no" she whispers
>I sit up, spreading her legs with me left leg and right arm. pull out my cock and slap her clit and cunny with the fat mushroom tip.
>She jerks with every slap as if I'm shocking her
>she opens her eyes, as if curiosity overcame the fear. She widens them as she sees my cock
>Her mouth falls open
>"I'm going to enjoy this"

kek who hurt you?

normies are right, and you know it.

This is why I come to fit despite vegan shitposting

>P-Pullups? What are those? That's a pullup? I think I can't do those, would you help me?

my fedora is tipping on its own, good sir

>bust out my mechanics notebook and explain why she should

If you can even REACH THE PULLUPS BAR!!
>hypedupblackguysrunningincircles.gif

>*due to her low weight and strong quads she jumps and grabs the bar*
>"you will lose"

i can do 20 in a row on my first set, the rest of the sets i can't do more than 15, i bet she can't do 20 though, i also challange her to pushup challange, i can do 83 in a row, i bet she can't do 50

>not doing the Alan rickman leg part

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DziQgTZf8E4

Damn. I can do 8 on a good day. Maybe I should cut.

>I doubt it you fucking cunt

it always helps to be lighter in that regard. then again it's only bragging rights if you've given up on lifting heavy weight and are trying to max out on monkey shit (me)

Yeah my new goal is to hit a 4pl8 squat so I probably won't cut anytime soon.

>"don't"
>I rub the tip onto her already dripping snatch
>the horny little cunt, she can't help herself
>I force the tip into her pussy then slowly slide in
>her scream is followed by a gutteral moan
>her body tenses
>i climb on top of her spreading her legs,
>legs that she's spent months strengthening and toning are all but helpless
>for all of her supposed strength and steroid built mass she's still just a tiny woman
>I pull her top up to reveal her tits
>very nice, I sink into her unbearbly tight warmth and suckle upon her freed breast
>I remove my hand from her wrists and cover the whailing womans mouth

also you can train for highly specific shit that's not actually that hard but makes it look like you're a chad. frenchies, archers, one arm toes-to-bar, l-sit, handstands, elbow lever, etc

>wanna see who can hit the light switch first?

Checkmate.

>train for highly specific shit that's not actually that hard
user, no one save for very advanced bodyweight/calisthenics/gymnasts thinks any of that is easy for anyone to do.
It's not a card trick.

what is it with women and all those trashy tattoos
pig disgusting

If I was training for shit that looks cool I'd go for muscle-ups.

Fucking normans honestly

user I'm sorry but nothing I mentioned is particularly advanced. planches and real levers are difficult but any knucklehead can master most of those moves within the month (balance being the limiting factor for handstands, which takes time). frenchies/archers can be done if you can hit 8 pullups. elbow levers can be mastered in a day or two

...

>smirk
>Pretend I didn't hear her
>Walk past and continue with whatever the fuck I was doing

The bigger the car the more energy required to move it

Bitch would be blown over by the wind

...
You don't do any of that or you're a manlet/woman who weighs nothing.

Post webm of you doing an advanced movement now.
I'm curious.

Tell her if she can do 6 then she has me beat.

>implying you can win at pullups against someone with the weight of a 10yo
i remember being a kid, some older kid challenged us to do pullups, he was strong, we were weak but still won easily

i was a fat slob (european fat, not american fat) but when you weight so little pullups are very easy, we with my friends did like 15-20 easy, even could do (cheating) one handed pullups (grabbing the wrist with the other hand, not real ones) with absolutely no training

i bet she can do 30 pullups easy

are womanlets in the gym also banished to the manlet pit? or are they allowed in the grownup playground?

Back when I weighed 300lbs I could bang out 12 pushups and one arm assisted pullups with ease.

Are you guys shitting me?

>agree
>laugh after she does 5 pullups with great difficulty
>do 15
>pat her on her head

it's nothing to fight about, user. I am indeed a manlet. OP I was responding to can hit 8 pullups so frenchies/archers are well within his reach.

handstands give me trouble but other than that I'm doing OK. currently working toward the back lever. again, easy if you're in monkey-mode, not too challenging if you're light-weight and have some practice

12 is still less that 20 and you would lose against an untrained 10 year old kid, not sure what are you trying to argue

WHO

user, the average modern 10 year old can't do 2 pullups.
10 year olds in fucking russia, who had strict policies for that kind of thing, didn't even have kids that can pop out 20 pullups with ease.

You're full of shit and you're embarassing yourself.

Cop. Wonder gets to fuck the loser's boyfriend.

i don't know what modern 10 year olds do, but i can assure you i was a slob and i could do 20 untrained easy

it's like monkeys that weight nothing and can spend all day hanging from trees or ants that can lift hundreds of times their weight, the smaller the animal the easier it gets,

it's science and i can prove it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square–cube_law#Biomechanics

user, you're a lying retard.
You're embarrass yourself and you're embarrassing me and you're making the entire board look bad.

>"I've always wanted to see what all of that gear would do to a woman's pussy"
kekkkkkkkk

Is this a.... womanlet??

>okay bro
>continue my workout

Didn't delet

She's an ugly womanlet.
Just beat her and continue with my day all smug.
Ignore her if she tries to make any advance.

terrible argument.

Other user wins this one.

then what is it breh?

what about an actual combat hm sweetie?

>7 at 250

how son? what muscles do you work?

rape her

that is all

literally every kid who does pullups does quarter reps. I used to think I could do 22 overhand pullups up until 2 years ago when I started lifting. I could actually do 8.

>Implying I wont just walk past because I have my headphones in and don't talk to anyone at the gym.

>You can pull on this...
>*opens robe*
>*removes belt*
>*lifts tunic*
>*unties codpiece*

>*

>

Flex a cep and say "You too."

>"Sure"
>let her go first to check her form
>if she has bad form ask her to do proper ones
>do in the same form as she did
>if she wins say gg and that's pretty good to beat me
>if I win say something cheesy like "heh LIGHTWEIGHT BABY AMIRIGHT?
>leave to do my thing hoping she leaves me alone

Say "OK" then break eye contact and go on with what I'm doing.

>"alright you first"
>as soon as she starts doing pullups I start spanking her ass, fucking up her form
>when she inevitably falls immediately grab onto the pull up bar and bust out 20
>get down, bend her over my knee and spank her again while gloating

>constructing a fairy tale situation
>situation diverts from unreal tale
>autism panic sets in
>sperg out
>post story in fit
rinse and repeat

are you me? exactly how i'd react

they want to be men basically