How do neets who don't leave their room/house keep in shape?

How do neets who don't leave their room/house keep in shape?

Home gym.

When I was in college I just did (weighted) calisthenics + dumbbell work.

Worked out alright, actually.

My kneejerk response is that they don't. But if a NEET is Veeky Forums then I'd assume mail-ordered steroids or just a calisthenicsfag.

home gym

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home gym in the garage and i only use it when my mom's at work and sister's at school.

PLEASE tell me there is a high res version of that milk jug curl picture.

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I'm Chuck Norris you little bitch

good joke

Buy a pair of dumbbells

Do this if you want to look like pic related, OP.

i have 25&50lb dumbbells and I ordered some$100 dip/pull up apparatus online, works okay. normal people think I lift at a gym.

no binch or heavy lifts because no friends to spot.

diddly binch

It's how Bane got big faggot

Sure it wasnt tons and tons of best grade roids n supplements ? :^)

neets lift waterbottles

*pissbottles

ftfy

no that would be disgusting. What would your mother say when she was seeing you lifting pissbottles instead of normal waterbottles?

Fap x failure

Orange juice?

no I hydrate myself well buddeh

they dont

Most NEETS are fat neckbeards terribly out of shape

if you honestly think it will make you a skelly, your own diet is shit to begin with and you have never done sports efficiently at all