Hh user you are in the ladies locker room

POST

>y-you too

You fags think im about to let you reverse-image search my own mother and harrass the poor woman on facebook? Hah i'd never let something like that happen to me... again..

Do it nigger if it already happened once she can't get any more disappointed in you

Kek

>I know.
*whips out ten thick inches of uncut black dick*
>I'm here for my...post workout cardio
BOW CHIKKA WOW WOW

Somewhere, in America, Ron Jeremy stops plowing a college girl to look up into the sky and give an approving nod.

>anything but "so are you you manly dyke"
gains goblins gonna getcha

I'm gonna imagine your mom the whole time i'm beating it.

>want a gf who's sexy like the Instagram grils
>any girl who puts sexy pictures of herself online is bound to be a shitty gf
How to solve this paradox lads?

speaking from experience even a girl who seems absolutely perfect in every way can completely ruin your life and turn into a sadistic witch so just go find a girl at a church or something

A surprisingly coherent response in this case

Get a normal girl and turn her hot.

Leading by example works best, so you better be close to instagram hot aswell.

Gimme the source right now

Nvm found it

I chuckled

What is it?

get the fuck off this website you flaming faggot

>finds source but doesn't share it
You selfish little shit.

>browsing 9gag this hard
>being 16 this hard
>implying I'm not gonna try and seduce you over the internet

i always use the lady's locker room!

What do women hide down there?

/pictures/6886548/Girl-from-target
The website is a fap for images that I can't post because 'spam'. Some of you will understand this and some of you will not.

is this supposed to be a trap or something? i dont understand. someone give me a quick rundown

That jaw wtf!

Shut up bitch.
The fuck are you gonna do?
Sit there and cry about me posting on Veeky Forums?
Eat a dick.
Eat several dicks.

the shit are you even saying

A place to hide penises

Hes saying you browse 9gag you inferior fat piece of human refuse

you're*

Fuck that whiny faggit ice Poseidon

>Girl who's absolutely perfect in every way
>Ruins your life by turning into a sadistic witch
1

LOL

>/pictures/6886548/Girl-from-target
pretty hot set

Explain

grool

reverse image search.
like-a-boss-amateurs.tumblr.com/post/160643513863/newd-amateurs-sportsladies-nike-sports

-another user

>MOMMY HELP! I'M SICK! PICK ME UP!

Absolute fact.

thanks, user

can anyone be more true?

>just go find a girl at a church or something
.......you know shit about women, virgo.

...

>Y-you too

Mine just did that this morning. Smelling that thick, fertile pussyjuice across your face is the world's best preworkout.

Jesus fucking Christ, you cringelord

Imagefap com

can't stop keking at this

>The chad stacy

>seems

Best positive ever seen and I've been browsing this site since july

>have retarded taste in women
>think you've found the perfect woman
>she proves to be not perfect
>conclusion: all women will ruin your life, except perfect women, who you'll find at church

>listening to pua bullshit
Never. Gonna. Make. It.

dont forget

>listening to a fag that screencaps his posts

>goes to church this sunday
thanks user life is easy now

I hope you're joking

>don't show off
>show off
>don't get personal
>get personal

Some of its decent and there's no point in trying to commit anymore but tldr it's an irrelevant old man bragging about how he fucks 8+'s when in reality they're lonely mid 30 cat ladies who know their clocks are ticking

But I am a girl (male).

>I've been browsing this site since july

So will this work in getting my mom to fuck me

Get ready for a shit life my new friend.

Edip confirmed

Dorm of Virginia Tech. Know that room structure anywhere. Could light fires on the floor and leave no marks.

your**

dumbass

Holy shit you're right

...

Do you mean post? and thank u. lol

beat me to it lmao

>When can't decide if you wanna be a chad or a Stacy.

A dick