6 in the morning

Only 1 (you) faggot

Wew lad. Fuckoff marketer

Coffee works better than this stuff

>12 / 6 / 9 / 1
when you're so new you don't even realize there's a stat bar for every thread...

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OK kid

You don't sip Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™? I bet you don't even enjoy the McChicken.™

Dat file name

S I P B O Y S

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enjoy your cancer
>not having enough self control and discipline to stay awake on your own with a healthy diet and rest

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at this point I'm convinced Monster paid to have a running ad here on Veeky Forums , I can't wrap my head around why the fuck else the mods would allow someone to post and samefag their own product day after day without banning them immediately.

>samefag
Sip generals on Veeky Forums routinely hit the bump limit with 150+ unique posters. Same thing happened on Veeky Forums until the new janitor(s) started deleting everything even resembling sips. And satirical shilling has been a thing on Veeky Forums for years. Lurk more, fuck off to /pol/, or try that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra.™

love me a sip

Wow it's almost like Veeky Forums has competent mods that delete obvious advertising threads and Veeky Forums mods are two mcdonalds interns

I wish monster made a sip with 250mg of caffeine. I've been drinking rockstar pure zero because it's 240mg of caffeine. I like the taste of sips better but 140mg of caffeine isn't enough.

>not sippin on these and saving money
Stay pleb

I've been lurking longer than you've been alive.

this is not a fucking Veeky Forums meme, never was, never has been, never will be.

> meme denial

What’s happening

>That one guy who always posts imitation sips in sips threads

I get that this is a meme. But is it COMPLETELY a meme?

Is it worth getting a case on my next costco trip? Or should I just stick to coffee.

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b8

>30 for $30 at local grocery

they're 2 for $3 at my local foodmaxxx

Aldis version is a dollar.

Thank you for saying what needed to be said

>redefining sips
sorry boys.
2 for $3.00 of pic related.

dude looks like he's got his dick stuck.

Those taste awful and have a shit energy blend. Rockstar is also 2 for 3, and their revolt line has 0 calorie/240mg caffeine.

b8 and samefag

>not having a sip in the morning
How do people do it?

Fuck you /sip/ general. You assholes made me start drinking monsters again. 170-250 calories each one.

>Not drinking the artificial sugar 0 calorie jew

How do you lads feel about monster rehab?

what are sips?

a lifestyle

Better than Ultra, honestly.

Nikka, that is cheap

guys I just drank an entire case of sips and I feel kind of lightheaded and weak. a-am I gonna be ok bros?

If you die, you went down sippin. No shame in that bro.

S I P B O Y S

lol not sure if srs but if so go to hospital

kids have died from drinking like 3 sips

Same here bro. I'm seeing black spots. Fuck it though, I'm going in for one more. I can't wait to see Rich and Zyzz again.

Fuck I'd love to get a sip this morning but they changes the opening time from the shop close by to 12am and its now only 7...

>tfw drinking caffeine while on morphine.

This is pretty great, my hearts going to explode and my body is numb.

sippin on a monster rehab peach tea
wanted the rockstar punch but had to stick with somethin low cal

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Plz tell me this is reaal

>drinking a beverage that says 666 in hebrew
>release the beast

smhtbhfamicoms

satanic gains aren't worth it

Weekly sip rations were delivered yesterday.

Are these vegan?

Holy jesus the motherlode

We gotta make a deal with the devil for juicy gainz

RIP

Why is this allowed? Are Veeky Forums mods employed by monster too?

I need this

Amazon Prime. ~1.30 per sip. 2 for $3 plebs on suicide watch.

Can you drink sips whilst intermittent fasting?

Wow maybe it's a meme. Log off and step outside once in a while.

I just tried this sip this morning. Pretty damn refreshing. It's literally angrier lemonade. I recommend boys

Enjoying an afternoon sip before i hit the gym

Did the same but in the morning! its a great addition to the sip family isn't it. I take it you read the description on the can?

Felt good knowing that I was drinking the ancient ancestor of lemons. Made me lift stronger desu