Dig deep inside and tell me, who do you lift for, Veeky Forums?

Dig deep inside and tell me, who do you lift for, Veeky Forums?

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I train to get a minimum amount of bodyfat. I also do a bunch of stretch excercizes to reach my flexibility maximum.

My wish is to be able to suck myself off by the end of the year 2018.

myself first and my girlfriend second

Myself

Although I am not attracted to other men, fapping in front of the mirror to me is just as good as fapping to porn, which I don't do very often.

To briefly escape from my deep self hatred and insecurity

i'm getting good progress, will finally reach 1/2/3/4 next week with my OHP after 6 months, can't wait

When first post is best post

I sometimes do that too, no gimp tho, I just use my imagination and my other hand to pretend there's some cutie standing in front of me feeling me up

Time for me to 'out' myself again, I see.

I'm 52 years old, gentlemen; I don't do ANY sort of training 'for' anyone, other than myself and my own goals. If you 'lift for someone', thinking you're going to get some girl just because you packed on some meat, then you're deluding yourselves and need a reality check.

Truth be told? I was a skinnyfat 20 year old when some big-boobed blonde bombshell with little in the way of morals (who I found out later was a beast from Hell) decided she wanted my cock. I'd never even been *inside* a gym before. Nothing you do in the gym is going to make any real difference so stop deluding yourselves that it will. It's good that you learn now to take care of your bodies and be healthy and strong, but that's only a tiny part of what 'being a man' or being successful is about. So spend a little less time on that and more on becoming an *actual adult* and having a real life.

I'm-a fade back into the backdrop now..

Nice vague platitudes but plenty of dudes say it does make a difference, so who should I believe

For my daughter

>pic not related

Yeah, sure. Maybe they bang some half-drunk chicks they meet at a bar, but are they still with any of them, or were they just 'candy bars' for those girls, who did a female version of 'pump and dump'? I've done the club scene, and guess what? It's disappointing as hell in the long run, not worth the damage. If getting your dick wet is all you care about then save yourself some money and time and just pay a high-end call-girl instead, at least you'll get professional-level sex that way instead of half-assed fumbling from some random drunk chick who might give your an STD.

tbwqhwyfam

>kisses his daughter on the mouth
Do you slip her some tongue too?

is tay tay trullly GOAT?
>listening to this oldfag
hey grampa get the fuck off the web

>won't listen to logic, reason, or experience
>would rather wallow in his own delusions
Go ahead, waste your time, no skin off my nose, kid.
You sound like a petulant teenager; are you Underage B&?

5 inch dicklet and actually blew myself a few years ago. However my back went crick and I popped a disc. Hurt for a week.

fuck, that was hot

i don't even think i'd say yes to her if she showed up and asked me

I wonder why.

i lift for myself, because i lift to get myself laid

You don’t tongue kiss your daughter? I mean while she’s still this young it’s not weird.

My family has a long history of dying prematurely due to cancer. Both my grandfathers and my maternal grandmother died due to this disease and my father could have easily perished in his 50s if it wasn't for early detection that modern medical technology allows. Exercising, especially lifting because I enjoy the activity, lowers my chances of contracting the disease that plagues my family.

she's mannish

ugh. we're trying to whine about girls, debbie downer.

Because you're homosexual?

i do it 4 her guise

she's mannish. you like her, you're homosexual.

knife her fur taco

god, i miss having a tiny gf but i fucked everything up with my paranoia. hold me Veeky Forums

Her is a wierd name for a guy, whats the twink bussy like?

Fuck you, she is beautiful.

god fucking damnit that makes two then

i've never been fat and i naturally have a decent foundation of muscle, but i lift to look better for my wife and be healthier so i can have more time on this earth with her.

3rd

>tfw 100 lb pocket size wife masterrrace

>her

your wife smells like old pussy

she's 19 and gorgeous :')

i know. she also smells like old pussy.

No she isn't.

she's extremely mannish. i wouldn't be surprised if she had a flopper.

who hurt you user?

your wife. she bit down when i punched her.

must've been a weak ass punch if she had time to bite your dick after. i'll have to high-five her when she gets home

>wife sucks another man's dick
>you high-five her
i hope you know what that makes you

i'm not a man :)

no kidding

how does it feel to know a lesbonian gets more pussy than you?

lol you're not even gay. you just got diddled. you're a mess, sweetie.

Veeky Forums

Yeah but you fuck dykes and whores.
It's like a chick who fucks dogs bragging about how much knot she can take.

>you're not even gay
what else would you call a woman who has sex with women
>inb4 degenerate
you're really showing your inner elliot
>if i can't have sex, no one can!

>a woman who has sex with women
i don't think your heart's in it. i think you're doing it to be subversive. i think you're trying to be your dad, who had full violent intercourse with you when you were just a tiny young thing like your wife.

I'll be completely honest here (priorities in order):
1. Female attention
2. Intimidating manlet DYELs
3. Looking at myself in the mirror and larping as a dragon-slaying giant when no one's looking
Literally no other reason. If I just wanted to be healthy I would just do cardio.

intimidating manlet DYELs? you mean like joe pesci?

Aesthetics
Getting stronger to fuck people up
To one day marry myself a tall and curvy Romanian, Spanish, Brazilian, Norwegian, Czech, Chinese, Serbian or Slovakian woman.

This nigga gay as fuck

To create a daughter.

lol
anyone who'll have you huh

I'm an employee to the most important man in my universe. Future user. The man who I'm to be guides me through the present so that one day I may achieve the splendor of being a learned and wealthy man.

I'm extremely picky honestly. I have really high standards for women even though I always seems super thirsty when I chase them.

It's weird because I attract women best when I'm trying fucking hard to friend zone them.

For my nigga Jesus.

FOR TAYLOR

I lift as a compensation my crippling insecurity, because I see my body as a reflexion of my self-worth and because my ego needs substance. Also, waifu.

I just don't want to be fat. I'm pretty chubby but damn imagine if I didn't lift

Because i'm tired of wanting to kill myself everytime i see myself in the mirror.

One day, I may.

C U T E

This kinda make-up is GOAT-tier, why do other women insist on obscuring their eyelids like in this ?
This shit ruins your face.

I must become the idealized version of myself for the idealized cartoon women I wish to love.

WELL SOMEONE SHOULD PUSH YOU DOWN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER GRANDPA

Not even joking. When I struggle with the last few reps i imagine what the 6. army went through in Stalingrad, and think of how minor my challenges are in comparison.

Same here op

Because the intense feeling of self loathing. Maybe one day I will be worthy of having a gf again/have the confidence to ask one out and actually get one.. Fuck my life.

I lift because I'm a show-off and hate that other people are better than me. Also for girls but no one in particular
Seems like the Nazis at Stalingrad is a bad example to use to get hyped, given that they failed

>pedo bear
2009 is leaking

To make my old girlfriend jealous

So I can alpha widow and impregnate as many asin women as possivle.

I want to go to the far East and
C O L O N I Z E every one I can lay my hands on.

The gym is what separates me from my non-virgin friends. That internal feeling of falling behind while watching all of my peers and friends succeed in various areas of life (relationships, wealth, sex etc.) needed to go somewhere, otherwise I would have imploded. I've tried to introduce a few of my friends to the gym after them noticing how my physique had changed over time , but they couldn't stomach the lifestyle or the culture. I dismissed it at first by thinking that some people just weren't capable of stepping out of their comfort zones - to adjust their daily lives and fix their diet or set aside a few hours a day for lifting purposes but I soon realized it was because they already had everything they wanted. They didn't want it as bad as I want it - they just kinda wanted it - a nice bonus, a good addition to an otherwise fulfilling life. I can't put it into words, but after a good workout, I just feel... more valuable than I was before, like I'm worth more.
"I first started going to the gym to get girls, but I quickly realized that the real reason why I go to the gym is to be better than everybody else" /broscience/

>Reddit
And you don't even bother to hide it.

I do it for her untill one day I find myself a short hair cute gf

honestly i lift so i can be a big guy and get away with being myself and not have people put shit on me

also the mires always feel good

also i train to be fitter for my job

I lift for him.

youtube.com/watch?v=QXNxUiVZO5s

Whoever you posted OP that's who I lift for.

I unironically like violence

Gym is a good outlet for that

WAIT that's TAY TAY??

4 here

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>lifting for a boy

For the upcoming race war

Dumbass

Fuck off /tv/

Because we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

My nigga.

To find self fulfillment

/thevoidhasn'tbeenfilled/

She would expect nothing but the best of me as her husbando.

for Him