Why do most vaginas look so ugly ffs, like its so hard to find one thats aesthetically pleasing.
I met a girl in my new job, pretty cute and a fun person to be around.After over a month of investing my time into her and pretending to be interested in all that girly bs, she was ready to take the next step.I asked my friend to lend me his house for the night and i invited her over to watch a movie and have some drinks. Bruhs, when i took her panties off i was fucking devasted....so dissappointed in her and myself, i lost interest at that moment.It looked all busted up like some beef curtains shit.
How do i prevent myself from being into this awkward situation again? Are fit girls less likely to be abused down there?
because you don't have to look at it to stick your pepsi in there
Juan Price
pepsi is new term for penis? good one ivanov
Kevin Perry
I was mature enough to not traumatise the girl and i kept my opinion to myself
Brody Russell
Tell her to get surgery done before you can bring yourself to fuck her maybe once.
Dominic Peterson
>has to invest a month of his time for any meat curtains >has to invest a month of his time to fuck a roastie whore
Sort your shit out bucko.
Bentley Williams
I’ve been thinking lately about my aversion to sluts, and I kinda started appreciating busted up whores after realising “purity” in the physical sense doesn’t exist.
There isn’t really a difference physically between a girl who fucked a 1000 niggers once each and a girl who fucked one guy a thousand times.
Jonathan Hill
The difference is do you want the communal fleshlight or an actual human?
Jack Jenkins
I didnt fuck her lol, just fingerbanged her for 5 minutes and made up an excuse to leave.This happened yesterday and i havent talked with her since
Blake Rivera
>invested a month and didnt even fuck
How bad could it have been
Robert Collins
Found the slut
Chase Baker
It wasnt atrocious, but definitely caught me off guard cuz i thought a young cute lady would have the whole package you know what i mean? My ex's was a lot better looking, i guess the grass is always greener as they say. It still sucks that i wasted 1 month of my time but what matters to me the most now is how to not make this mistake again
Gavin Gomez
>invested a month You must have absolutely no game. Pretty much every girl I have dated has out out by the 2nd date. If she don't by then I'm out
Hudson Cooper
Ok you guys realize that the length of labia has fucking nothing to do with how much sex a girl has right? Why would it? what the fuck is wrong with you guys that this is such a common myth. Grow up, if you don't like vulvas and women so much go fuck a guy.
and if you're upset about women having sex, look at the way you talk. You were gonna have sex after a month of knowing her? are only guys allowed to be so nonchalant about it? if you want girls to be pure virgins go and be a pure virgin.
Lucas Green
Don't be such a little bitch, there's a good chance she would've been just as disappointed in your little pecker.
Christian Gonzalez
I love a fat puffy vulva
Jonathan Fisher
>things don't get rough, stretched out and disfigured with lots of wear and tear
roastie detected
Sebastian Thomas
Roastie
Brayden Sanders
haha what a cuck you are. Chad would've told her straight to her face and left
Nolan Cooper
are you retarded?
Carson Kelly
Pretty gud b8
Jose Wood
Kek'd , but in all seriousness i dont want to have problems at my job user None of my past relationships had any complains about my pecker, thanks for your concern though
Colton Bell
>no difference >between a woman who was in a single, stable relationship for a long enough time to have had sex 1000 times (isn't that pretty much a lifetime of sex for married people) >vs the creature who spends all of her time fuckings niggers
What the fuck is wrong with you. If I wasn't lazy I bet I could math up the proof that there is a near 100% chance that a bitch whose fucked 1000 niggers would have hiv AND herpes, but that she'd have been killed long before she got through 100 of em.
Cooper Reyes
Breh, there are porn stars who take the BBC daily for a living and they've still got tight looking pussies. You sound like a permavirgin if some meat flaps have you gagging
Or you mite be gay, which is cool breh you're in the right place
Jonathan Hughes
And don't forget about all the little niglets she wouldn't get child support for.
Brayden Hill
hahahahahahaha is he actually wearing a disturbed t-shirt bwahahahahahaha
Luis Richardson
user, the creature who only fucks whites has a higher chance of contracting aids then the one only fucking the 8 black guys who're passed around between every mid level pro porno around.
You people need to sort your own shit rather then bringing blacks into it. Damn, you people would last a fucking week in a place where real white people have real problems.
Julian Anderson
Do you boys think your dicks all look good or something?
Nathaniel Hernandez
Lmao what? blacks globally are multiple times more likely to have aids, and in the US are like 8 times more likely to have it than a white guy.
Isaiah Miller
And then guys wonder why women reject them for being bald or short. The hypocrisy is real brah.
Carson Brooks
women are supposed to look good and be emotional
men are utilitarian and logical
of course our dicks would look like the last duck hanging in a chinese butcher window
Asher Bailey
I don't really watch porn, but I know for a fact that the camwhores who sit around fucking themselves with dildos all day NEVER have innie pussies, and almost always have nasty tier roastbeef going on. Thats enough evidence for me bro.
My first gf who turned into my wife was literally the biggest slut I have ever known. She literally took dick from every guy she met since she was 12. Had the best looking pussy I have ever seen. Pure pink and tiny labia.
Second girl I fucked I know without a doubt was virgin at 25 and had arbys roast beef hangers.
It is all genetics.
Grayson Powell
What a colossal faggot you are
Ryder Sullivan
You're gay, OP.
Most pussy doesn't disgust straight men.
Levi Harris
user, Charlie Sheen has had HIV for decades. Whites don't volunteer that kind of info or go to places that will volunteer that kind of info.
Anyway, we're talking about
Those statistics are mostly useless. Anyway I thought you were talking about porn. Because what woman has fucked 1000 people of any race for more then literal whores.
Anyway. There's a higher chance of her catching something from a rando white guy who she'll meet in the swinging or club scene then a black guy from some small community. Unless an african from a nation with a bad aids problem was shipped there from somewhere.
Eli Long
Well, women seem to enjoy them. Gay chicks and chicks with issues seem to hate it.
Carson Morris
>blacks that have to be tested >regular blacks that dog every hoe they can get
which monkey do you think we're talking about faggot?
Cameron Price
>implying porn stars don't get surgery to make themselves more visually appealing ISHYGDTT
Christopher Price
it definitely does if you get enough, iv'e come to the point whats the point in banging pussy that it to leads nothing. know what i mean, no do don't.
Ayden Campbell
>Center for Disease Control (yeah they just throw around meme numbers bro) >Implying whites don't have more access to doctors >Implying whites don't volunteer that info >Implying blacks aren't less likely to know
Charlie sheen is a jew btw.
Also >black guy from some small community literally where? The terms "inner city" and "urban youth" aren't inaccurate. >unless he was from an african nation with an aids problem thats literally all of em bro
Jayden Cox
I too love a pillowy billowy pussypie.
Nathan Wood
This whole fucking thread is why we can't have nice things on /pol9k/, I mean Veeky Forums. I get a warning for posting in a high test thread but this is cool.
Carson Nelson
alcohol
Hunter Young
real mean prefer boipussy
Austin Ross
I can afford to be picky user, please remind me how not fucking a girl because she doesnt match your standards is gay..oh right, it isnt. Everyone who says "fuck it anyways or you're gay" must be pretty desperate for some action, no thanks Lol, good call. I must not have been drank enough
Samuel Carter
>Implying this shit isn't getting better and better. >Implying that this place wouldn't dry up faster than the sahara if mods didn't let non fitness discussion take place
It's only getting "worse" famalam
Xavier Scott
Smh. What is a blowjob?
Benjamin Stewart
Why u so triggered blood?
Isaac Watson
>>Center for Disease Control (yeah they just throw around meme numbers bro) Yeah. They kinda do.
>>Implying whites don't have more access to doctors And those doctors are less willing to give up random blood tests.
>>Implying whites don't volunteer that info You sure about that? Are you really sure about that?
>>Implying blacks aren't less likely to know Yeah. Being white means that they'll instantly know that they have an STI or not.
>Charlie sheen is a jew btw. >Also Part of the big white race until it's inconvenient for the narrative huh?
>>black guy from some small community >literally where? The terms "inner city" and "urban youth" aren't inaccurate. ...you think every black person on the earth lives in large cities and are "urban youth" Are you fucking retarded?
>>unless he was from an african nation with an aids problem >thats literally all of em bro Oh god you are. I've been arguing with with a spoiled american white nationalist retard who wouldn't last two fucking weeks in an eastern european country or a poor part of russia where they have actual shit to deal with. They call you weak fat genetically inferior faggots and for good reason. You're a weakling fucking retard who's been shilling a white superiority because black inferiority narrative for months now.
Are you people getting paid for this?
Justin Martinez
Chances of stds go up with partners. I've taken the bait. If you've been with a girl that has had 5 partners doesn't even matter how many times they've had sex. Even if protected you don't know anything about the other guys and chances are you'll at least become a asymptomatic carrier of HPV.
Fuck a roast burn your toast. Watch out for yourselves anons
Xavier Bell
Go fuck yourself. Chicks are picky cunts all the time over every little detail about men. OP reserves his right to have preferences. For me it's a busted asshole that ruins it. I can deal with an Arbys vag but that chocolate well is staring into my soul the entire time I'm fucking. I do prefer puffy vaginas though.
Jackson Jackson
i like pepsi
Joseph Wright
It completely turned me off at the time, i knew right then and there that i would cut her off and i didnt want to fuck up my job just for a quick bust or blue balls
Oliver Hall
>faggot
Evan Green
Hahaha, arbys vag and chocolate well. Thanks for the laughs user. Im not into ass play so as long as its shaven or waxed im good-never really seen a busted asshole, hairy yes, but busted no
Christopher Wilson
>jews >conveniently white until not
No they aren't and most will say that straight to your face, unless it's when they are talking down to white people. Also, >american >fat >gentically inferior
Wrong on all counts.
It's funny how you broke down into name calling and created a fake boogeyman when you got to the argument where I literally provided the info to back up that statement.
>youve been shilling for months >you get paid for this
Lmao nice projection. Stop larping as an Ivan, Schlomo, you are the one who gets fucking paid for this.
Carson Walker
I thought they were gross until I had sex for the first time. Then you associate them with how amazing they feel and it's not ugly anymore.
Leo Hall
>Kek'd , but in all seriousness i dont want to have problems at my job user
>shitting where you eat Disgusting, you deserve to be fired.
Nathaniel Young
You're on Veeky Forums, what are you even waiting for?
Nathaniel Young
For Natty ol big Mikey P to give his blessings
Julian Ward
Hmmm... Not sure if troll. Good troll if so. Anyway, objectively as possible:
Option 1: the ghetto's bicycle Pros: >Easy if you want a quick root >Would be down for getting airtight with your boys Cons: >Emotionally unstable >Probably has had STIs >Less experienced in a relationships >Definitely has multiple strains of untreatable HPVs >1000 dudes, guaranteed one had a bigger dick than you unless you're >12" >Fucking a different guy every week isn't a big deal to her: prone to cheating >Forever feels empty and tries to feel needed by having strangers desire her (fills emotional holes with dick)
Compared to option 2: the monogamist Pros: >Could hold a man down for a long term relationship >Emotionally stable (for a woman) >Experienced in a relationship >Most likely better at sex (communication, etc.) >Low STI/HPV risk (unless her partner was a slut beforehand or cheated) >Won't reminisce on stranger's dicks, and increasing chance with size that yours is the biggest she's had Cons: >Has probably taken cream pies or swallowed nightly
Wonder why slut shaming exists
Easton Wilson
When are sexbots becoming a reality? My gf has been pissing me off so much lately. I just want something that mine that I can fuck and turn off when I'm done.
kek just like you didn't say anything about this girl. Imagine if you were even more polite. Were your exes polite and nice to you?
Isaiah Campbell
My exes were in a relationship with me so obviously they were satisfied enough to stay lol. You cant really compare relationships with hook ups, but i dont see what are you trying to say here
Benjamin Brooks
How is this fit related?
Connor Nelson
>t. /r/politics vs /r/the_Donald fuck off back to where you cam from snooniggers 1. Jews are not white, they're Semitic of Middle Eastern origin, not European; Charlie Sheen is not white and is a danger to whites 2. Niggers are worthless subhumans regardless of where they are and should be exterminated if not re-enslaved 3. Both arguments are full of false equivalencies, non sequitur, ingoratio elenchi, argumentum ad lapidem, modus tollens, modus ponens, etc. the list goes on, you're both full of shit and are having a pointless debate. Now kindly go back.
William Brown
>knows the names of two seperate sub reddits >calls me reddit while agreeing with me in points 1 and 2 >Uses terms he very obviously doesn't understand to attempt to discredit factual statements and not logic based arguments
Your shilling tactics don't work on me, just because you stopped pretending to be Ivan doesn't mean your nose isn't still poking out through the screen, Schlomo.
Luis Ortiz
u a dumbass ; you literally refuted his arguments with non arguments
Ethan Morris
>being proud that all the women he dates give it up in under a month