Who else got better at tinder after becoming more fit?

Who else got better at tinder after becoming more fit?

Tinder success thread

>tinder
>success

Here's one of mine

Another*

she's never going to reply to you. if you think a commute is the reason she doesn't want to see you then you are being naive.

I got slightly better after learning not to give a fuck.

Ok we'll see, we talked a little before this in the chat and then I said hey again drunk, I think she's interested

>tinder successes
>both give excuses not to meet
On a roll OP

First girl added me on snap and her friend told me she's looking for a fuck buddy so I think that's pretty much a sure thing.

Hey pls help
I got one match with no reply

stop being a nigger

Terrible bio. Guys and girls hate when you put "Feel free to ask me anything".

You want your bio to be short, funny and give a little bit about yourself if possible. That or let your photos show your interests rather than state them.

>socially retarded
>get fit
>they mire then do a 360 and walk away when I spaghetti everywhere.
>fit just made more people aware of how much spaghetti im capable of spilling.

>senpai

you sound like a fucking loser

make your bio "designated street shitter" girls love that, and it's in tune with your pictures

Senpai

You've been stocking your spaghetti for years. Just keep spilling it and you'll eventually run out and won't drop it everywhere you go anymore.

LARPing as Zyzz and using boost. Not a single fucking like in 5 minutes.

Picture four is pretty terrible, get rid of it.

kekd daysu

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hint: she isn't a virgin

Always nice to have something in common with a match.

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It's just so easy.

What do ?

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Kek

>360 and walk away

You mean 180 degrees retard? God this place is so dumb, far too dumb for the likes of me at least.

Is if really this easy?

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these all look real fake

What did she mean by this?

I remember my first time on the internet.

>you?
lmao thats funny

Body picture?

future cat lady

it means she has bad taste in science fiction

good lord i hope thats satire
actually are women even capable of that?

How is this for a simple bio

"6'1. love road trips and good company"

I dont like being le funny guy

>6'1"
that's all you need in your bio tbqhfam

I've never used tinder so my only experience with it are the threads here and a few youtube videos with guy documenting their experience with it, usually showing how they've boiled tinder down to a formula and they can essentially get laid constantly with decent looking women (these guys are good looking however).

For the most part it seems nothing else matters besides how you look in the first few photos, your bio could say almost anything, and it doesn't fucking matter. If you are actually 6'1 and also have height and frame you could probably put "Ill really enjoying beating a girl until shes bruised all over and it really turns me on to see tears rolling down two black eyes" and they'd still be lining up around the block.

and also have face** and frame

How do I become interesting and sexy?

I get matched everyday but they're 7/10 at the best. Even with that none of them are interested. What gives.

Somebody gonna get some POON TANG

Chad is that you?
what does your profile look like

are you beaner or asian? Your name and face don't match

>Topless selfie
ISHYGGDT

alright post your profile pic faggot this stinks of collusion

That's the idea behind the app. Every aspect is easy.

Go to bed Forrest

> Harvard extension
Holy fucking shit. No wonder she's at BU. She's a retard.

Both

So I'm assuming I should drop it..

How's this

Guise help what are good ideas for a profile picture? I have some okay social photos but nothing of me alone and I basically never take selfies

You missed my call! Pls call me back I miss you!

The rule about shirtless photos is make it look natural, right?

>that post
>a success

You're a monkey

looks like you're the one who got memed

>5'10''

why would you put your height when you are not even 6'0''

you are better off hiding your shortcomings

always get the number you dum dum or it's not gonna happen.

also here's one of mine, it's so fucking hard to get a one night stand on tinder when you're asian but I've managed to pull a few

Fuck it ill just be as vague as possible.

I just got out a long term relationship so I'm still new to this nonsense.

so underrated

1/2

2/2

:)

thinking of trying this shit out,
but my apartment is a dump.

Where do you guys usually take your dates? How often do you end up at her place?

Are my photos alright, brehs?

Yeah your Growler app looks awesome.

oh you got outclassed

OP is pulling you guys's leg he pulled a pic of Chad off the internet

remove 4 and 6.

having 4 whole shirtless pics is fucking gay bro

>my growler app
I'm not even mad

Shit, didn't notice that most of them were shirtless. Done, m8

Pic of yourself?

Looks good bro don't listen to the other people

Hat and spanish made me think of this.

You're a big guy.

It's Brazillian Portuguese, really. Can't argue about the hat, though.

I don't speak either so I mix them up a lot.

im just ugly right

Are you british or arab?

i love these, the fake responses go on for a long while

I'd get rid of pic #4 personally
Were you a Brazilian exchange student in Belgium by chance?

neither. italian/german in brooklyn.

Im stealing this bio

I had some really cute thai chick spot in the street and message me on tinder about it. Got her number but she ghosted 3 messages in. Don't get it.

you look like you're a cunt

When you match ask the girl if she wants to come over and chill at your shitting street

i guess

he left the ball in her court to set a time...

nigga you getting ghosted for chad

I thought this was funny. I make it while high.

over half the girls on Tinder that you actually talk to end up ghosting

you need to force a meet-up/date almost immediately, the longer the conversation goes the more likely it'll end with ghosting

Help me get puss puss
> will post current pic of me after bio

Wow, I hate you, come up the road 20 minutes north so I can make you an adult.

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No, I did visit some places of the Europe but that's it. Never lived there, unfortunately.

I was trying. She ghosted me once and I unmatched her. Next day we match again and I get her number. Pretty much ended there

Will my boney ass make it?

>"you won't feel the difference"