>Match with the mother of dragons
Brehs how do I not fucc this up give me an opener
>Match with the mother of dragons
Brehs how do I not fucc this up give me an opener
wait i found a picture of her on her FB and she's fat
just LOL what the FUCK this doesn't even look like the same person
bend your knees lower faggot you need the full range of motion
What a shame, from her face you can see that she would be absolute top tier if she didn't eat so much cake
breh should i get with her and get her into lifting
Just tell her that you're blind. Maybe she'll pity you.
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kek
that shit never works.
lol what?
holy fuck
I knew catfishing was real but
fucks sake this should be a crime
Gay trucker Chris was the best Chris
Dude if you don't want her I'll take her no questions asked
op has been razzle dazzled this is red leader checking in, egress while clear
Post more pics of her
Just asked her out xD. Another user in this thread
said to keep it short, let's see if it works
i hate tats on girls desu, but w/e who am i to be picky
BREHS I HAVENT GOTTEN THIS FAR BEFORE WHAT DO I SAY
tomorrow at sneeds seed and feed
Just name a time and place dude, make sure it's not too much of a dive bar.
Tell her your place and whenever netflix and chill is supposed to take place.
Make sure you let her know Chuck is no longer the owner to avoid any confusion
Dump her
brehs what do i say
Pick an actual place you fucking dumb nigger, you sound like a retard who's not that interested in her. Also, ask her when she gets off work or whatever
Drinks at your place next weekend
Say "actually how about my place"
tell her you're breaking up with her because she's not putting out the way you need her to
the fuck is a gastropub
just tell her you want to take her home and fuck her you colossal faggot stop op
Please for the love of God OP
She looks like fucking shrek
Just look up Amber Abweh
Yeah, she's breddy ugly tbqh
Tell her you want to watch some disney movie with her, bitches love disney. I recommend Wall-E.
i'd like to actually maybe befriend her first lol
who is that?
Kill thyself
yikes
it takes literally 1 hour to befriend people dude ill kiss her on the lips tomorrow dont worry man!!!
you're on tinder not fucking kindergarten faggot
these girls are here to get fucked and if you aren't prepared to whip it out on day 1 she will find a more willing cock to impale herself with
post fat picture. also send her dick pic anyways.
i don't like one night stands!!
Then nigga why tf did you sign up for tinder?
thats how you get friendzoned faggot. Pick a place, and even if its cheap say it has some meaning. Like some reason you like it. In her mind it will ad value to it.
In the future remember that too, you can add value with a story, or why you like a place that isn't so expensive.
This isnt about you, OP! Now fucking harpoon that white whale and get back here with green text and pics!
because i want a girlfriend. great news i have viagra tho just in case she tries to fugg.
then go back a second time dammit, just because you fuck on the first night don't mean it has to only be that night.
okay ill clean my room
what on earth made you think you would find a woman worth dating on what is essentially FuckBook?
should i rawdog her i dont have stds
tell her she looks like emily clark but not fat lol
I'm going to be a hypocrite here, and say don't raw dog it. STDs are one thing.... but fucking kids are worse when you aren't wanting one. You are either stuck with her, or paying her for 18 years after that.
thats a man baby
Kek I too matched with a discount version of mother of dragons bruh
breh lets have a dragon double date
Is brown eyebrows the only criteria?
thats a man baby
thats a jew baby
>her
Fuck her anyway, moron
God you're a dolt, just say "Let's fuck" and get right down to it
>i don't like one night stands!!
THEN KEEP FUCKING HER
>xD
is she trying to say she looks the same? lol
So is Emilia Clarke. Why are you surprised?
Just because they have the same eye and hair color doesn't mean they look alike, user.
Embarrassing
lmao, so obviously a landwhale
Open with "oy vey"
I'd do this jew/man, no doubt