Match with the mother of dragons

>Match with the mother of dragons

Brehs how do I not fucc this up give me an opener

wait i found a picture of her on her FB and she's fat

just LOL what the FUCK this doesn't even look like the same person

bend your knees lower faggot you need the full range of motion

What a shame, from her face you can see that she would be absolute top tier if she didn't eat so much cake

breh should i get with her and get her into lifting

Just tell her that you're blind. Maybe she'll pity you.

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kek

that shit never works.

lol what?

holy fuck

I knew catfishing was real but

fucks sake this should be a crime

Gay trucker Chris was the best Chris

Dude if you don't want her I'll take her no questions asked

op has been razzle dazzled this is red leader checking in, egress while clear

Post more pics of her

Just asked her out xD. Another user in this thread

said to keep it short, let's see if it works

i hate tats on girls desu, but w/e who am i to be picky

BREHS I HAVENT GOTTEN THIS FAR BEFORE WHAT DO I SAY

tomorrow at sneeds seed and feed

Just name a time and place dude, make sure it's not too much of a dive bar.

Tell her your place and whenever netflix and chill is supposed to take place.

Make sure you let her know Chuck is no longer the owner to avoid any confusion

Dump her

brehs what do i say

Pick an actual place you fucking dumb nigger, you sound like a retard who's not that interested in her. Also, ask her when she gets off work or whatever

Drinks at your place next weekend

Say "actually how about my place"

tell her you're breaking up with her because she's not putting out the way you need her to

the fuck is a gastropub

just tell her you want to take her home and fuck her you colossal faggot stop op

Please for the love of God OP

She looks like fucking shrek

Just look up Amber Abweh

Yeah, she's breddy ugly tbqh

Tell her you want to watch some disney movie with her, bitches love disney. I recommend Wall-E.

i'd like to actually maybe befriend her first lol

who is that?

Kill thyself

yikes

it takes literally 1 hour to befriend people dude ill kiss her on the lips tomorrow dont worry man!!!

you're on tinder not fucking kindergarten faggot

these girls are here to get fucked and if you aren't prepared to whip it out on day 1 she will find a more willing cock to impale herself with

post fat picture. also send her dick pic anyways.

i don't like one night stands!!

Then nigga why tf did you sign up for tinder?

thats how you get friendzoned faggot. Pick a place, and even if its cheap say it has some meaning. Like some reason you like it. In her mind it will ad value to it.

In the future remember that too, you can add value with a story, or why you like a place that isn't so expensive.

This isnt about you, OP! Now fucking harpoon that white whale and get back here with green text and pics!

because i want a girlfriend. great news i have viagra tho just in case she tries to fugg.

then go back a second time dammit, just because you fuck on the first night don't mean it has to only be that night.

okay ill clean my room

what on earth made you think you would find a woman worth dating on what is essentially FuckBook?

should i rawdog her i dont have stds

tell her she looks like emily clark but not fat lol

I'm going to be a hypocrite here, and say don't raw dog it. STDs are one thing.... but fucking kids are worse when you aren't wanting one. You are either stuck with her, or paying her for 18 years after that.

thats a man baby

Kek I too matched with a discount version of mother of dragons bruh

breh lets have a dragon double date

Is brown eyebrows the only criteria?

thats a man baby

thats a jew baby

>her

Fuck her anyway, moron

God you're a dolt, just say "Let's fuck" and get right down to it

>i don't like one night stands!!
THEN KEEP FUCKING HER

>xD

is she trying to say she looks the same? lol

So is Emilia Clarke. Why are you surprised?

Just because they have the same eye and hair color doesn't mean they look alike, user.

Embarrassing

lmao, so obviously a landwhale

Open with "oy vey"

I'd do this jew/man, no doubt