Which one of these epic destinies is the objectively correct choice?

Which one of these epic destinies is the objectively correct choice?

Do abortions count for baby killing?

>anyone you meet or have met will dislike you
Jokes on you that's already my life.

Path of Zyzz.

path of scooby

Either Scooby or Zyzz.

I'm gonna go with Scooby since it's been years since I have friends, I would love to have someone who cares about me. I guess I could dump the 1st qt girlfriend if I ever get tired. Also a nice paying job + friends sounds too good, 130 years is more than enough to make up for 10 years of training.

bump

Best choice

Scooby

>reading that shit
The correct choice is to call you a faggot.

path of zyzz
>create gigantic drug selling network with unlimited drugs
>pimp out 10/10 girls i meet at parties
i'd be the king of ny

I don't get it, what's the downside of the Scooby path? OP forgot to add it?

Scooby dooby doo

Zyzz.
>forever mirin'

It's scooby we're talking about, so he gets to ass rape you on a daily basis for those 10 years. Leaving out that little bit of info is a hell of a recruiting tool.

No Lu Xiaojun/Ilya path.

Is 10 years of intense training not enough for you? You should consider doing 2 or so for real with Shaolin Monks. That will give you the closest thing to super powers

nice trips

scoob > rip >>> zyzz >>>>>>>>>>>> jeff

You almost did 66666. What is that even called? Ace?

Gotta go with the scoobs.

off by one quints
Scooby>Zyzz>Good>Bad>Rip>Seid

>drink a child

10 years of living in a small village isolated from teh rest of the world
also no sex I guess

unironically Rippetoe

10 years of lifting, cardio and good diet before you get your goal body

scooby win every time

Path of Scooby is all I've ever wanted.

scooby's path is objectively the best path

this one. the ultimate avatar

scooby

its the only one that isnt shit

Path of Gooby is for pussies Path of Seid coming through

Couldn't you pick path of Seid and work in an abortion clinic? Does a fetus count?

>path of scooby
now i live in california, have my goal body, an army of shredded fake natty old dudes that would take a bullet for me, a cute gf that i could cheat on and she would still be there for me, a good stable job, would live untill 130 with an aesthetic body.
thats basically all everyone needs

>no Path of Rich
C'MON!

Path of Scooby is the only sensible choice

Path of Seid is the only for the strong. It's like choosing the hardest difficulty

what would the path of rich be like?

Every hour you have to an 8 hour arm workout. You must do this for a month. The more scoops the better.

you don't turn gay on the scooby path? dooby doo it is

This u think this is AP english bud?

You live like a faggot and die like a bitch.

Scooby

Seid. No real downsides. With 10k a day, I'd have 1.8 million in half a year. Surely that much will allow me to go to some 3rd world shithole and buy an orphan for the sacrifice requirement. As for no one liking me, well nothing really changes.

The fuck it's scooby with no downsides

>Lots of money
>Has to drink the blood of children

Why does Seid make you a jew?

because jews are the most superior race

I think that's self explanatory
You will be a necklet

>also no sex I guess
not necessarily...

Zyzz

anyone who says otherwise is a faggot

>7/10 girl who loves you unconditionally
>live till 130
This would be amazing, scooby I choose you

Well that's not hard, that's just drawn out
I'm also gaining like 50 years life expectancy, and a great experience to boot

10/10 best option

Seid's is literally just dio

Scoobert every time.

ripptoe is underrated

>Not choosing Rippletits blob mode