Measure 183cm (6'0) at home

>Measure 183cm (6'0) at home.
>Measure 181cm (5'11) at the doctor's office.
I'm not a manlet, r-right?

Has this happened to anyone else?

Those measuring scales at the doctor's office aren't that accurate. I've been measured at different heights before

You're probably 6ft in the morning and 5'11" before bed. All people shrink a few centimeters during the day. I'm 184cm when I wake up and 181.5cm when I come home from work and gym.
How fast you shrink to your "lowest" height depends on what you're doing during the day. When I lift in the morning, I shrink to 181.5cm 2 hours after I wake up. If I'm sitting/standing, it takes 5-8 hours to shrink to my lowest height. If I'm at home all day, I usually only shrink to 182.5cm.

Both of them are wearing heels.

Dress shoes give you 1.5 inch max.

ill give you 1.5 inch max

2+ and he's wearing lifts.
Nigga is a manlet.
And Kloss's thing is being tall as fuck.
But she's probably 5'10 at best and weighs less then an anorexic elementary school girl.

what just the tip?

I've been measured 6ft when in the army and I'm sticking to that.
It is known fact that you are taller in the morning and shorter in the evening because of the gravity

>there is no gravity in the morning

>190.5 cm measured by others
>taller than every 6'1 claiming person by a noticeable amount
>met a 6'0 Norwegian chick for a date and was taller than her despite her wearing 3 inch heels
>sign up at new GP
>old 5 foot nothing asian nurse
>doesn't even stand on anything, can barely see the top of my head
>measures me as 6'0.5

Fucking lol

kek

>not wanting a sexy taller-than-you woman for better sex positions and tall sons
LMAO insecure virgin cucks detected

>tfw 5'10" master race
>tall enough to not seem short
>just short enough to where standard economy seats on trains and planes are fine
>just short enough to where there are some women out there taller than me
I'm unhapy about many biological outcomes of mine, but I love my height.

>wake up 6'3"( 191cm )
>go to bed 6'2"( 189cm )

>tfw no tall gf

>tfw no 6'1" Goddess Karlie
desu I'd even settle for 5'10" womanlet TayTay

I'm in Copenhagen.
>mfw plenty qt314 babes between 5'8 & 5'11 :3
Honestly the Nordic countries and Netherlands is goat for women...-

she's perfect :3

>swiss/dutch bf
>he's even shorter than I am at 5'5
I lucked out.

I'm 6'0"/183cm when I wake up and 180.5cm/5'11" turbo manlet after a long day on my feet. I wear 1" lifts so I always stay 6'0".
I refuse to be a 5'11" subhuman.

>think im 6'0 for years
>laugh at the manlet posts
>measure myself as barely 5'11

Measure yourself again right after you wake up. You'll be 6ft again.
>tfw so many 6ft fags are actually 5'11"
>they don't know about spinal compression
Only 6'1"+ fags are part of the 6ft master race because even when they lose an inch of height during the day, they're still 6ft tall.

Daily reminder that 6'1" is the official manlet cutoff.

literally my worst nightmare

how come manlets are always so successful?

(((connections)))

Its called gravity, you moron

Manlet here

Napoleon complex is a real thing

I got myself a taller wife precisely because of that

Gravity compresses your spine and other joints.

aggressively trying to prove something makes for a goal-getter attitude.

5'6 manlet here

I'm better looking and more successful than you how are you coping?

>be me
>think I'm 5'10 entire life
>join Muhreens, get measured in at 72 inches every time I have to do height/weight
>get shit talked for being literally a cunt hair away from 73 inches by my 6'6 viking Gunny
>retarded jarhead brain thinks 72 inches = 5'10
>mfw wasn't till recently that I actually found out that 72 inches = 6'

Sometimes it hurts to be this stupid guys

get out of my sight before i step on you, you manlet fuck.

I bet its easy to be successful when you live in an ant colony you microman.

strong cope but doesn't address the root problem that i'm better than you in every conceivable metric outside of some arbitrary genetics

nah mate, im better than you, i earn six figures as a programmer, im much taller than you and probably leaner and i have 8/10 face

You are literally the bottom of the barrel genetic code, in ancient times we would throw you to the wolves because of how crappy you would 'grow' up to be.

You are nothing but a manlet cockroach to me; I say cockroach because your height disgusts women just like seeing a cockroach.

>measure 184cm at home
>measure 189cm at the doctor's office
Good feels.

why are incels so overly dramatic? i cant feel any sympathy for them because theyre just fucking hilarious. OMG ITS OVER HOW DO YOU EVEN COPE ITS OVER :(((((((((

they have that typical autistic spergout im sure most of them are on the spectrum

>lie about your life
>still end up being a programmer

Incels everyone

COPE

no reason to lie on the internet bud

What is this small creature thats squeaking at me?

How can anything possibly that small matter?

Lad i lost my virginity when i was 17, i bet no girl has touched you though, who wants to date someone shorter than them lmao.

I love that my life makes you mad though, its sorta satisfying to know some tiny homonculus is jealous of my life.

Now run along little manlet, papa smurf must be waiting for you.

>lie about sexual life
>still only lose it at 17

Please stop posting I cant take this

lol manlet, quit embarassing yourself you pathetic incel, i'm bored of talking to you, so i'm not responding after this.

remember, you're always gonna be a hopeless manlet, no amount of confidence or muscle will change that lol.

im not even a manlet lmao but you always gonna be a psychopath.

>inb4 im completely normal i just pretend to be a complete psychopath for lulz xD
nah mate youre fucked there is no cure for mental illness you know it deep down

Can you stop responding to yourself please?

>170cm at age 15
>measure for the lulz a couple days ago (age 23)
>169cm

hehehehheHAAHAHHAHAHAHA boy life is such a MEME

kekd

...

Where did the little man touch you?

Yeah I'm 5'8" and those fucking nigger nurses always tell me I'm 5'7"

Im 178 cm in the morning and 177 cm in the afternoon
feels really good im taller than the average by 3 cm alot of white blonde chick like me

>used to believe I was 6'0
>turns out I'm actually only 5'12

bud, just accept it and take your place in the pit where you belong

I could rip off your little panties and violate your tight boipussy and there is nothing you could do to stop it

good, let the rage out from your little manlet body it is better for everyone

>5'6
>not a manlet

lad...

Yeah, other way around though.
>measure myself at 6'2
>doctor measures me at 6'4

underrated

6'2" is the new manlet cut off.

>tfw 6'1" manlet

You are a schrodinger manlet, both a manlet and not until you measure it

This made me laugh. Why is Veeky Forums so vicious?

>Go to get my ID renewed
>old ID was from a while ago and says 5'11
>get measured again
>measure in at 6'0
>get asked if I want to change it or if it's fine
>say it doesnt matter to me she can just use the old values if that's faster
>5'11 on my ID
>soon after discover Veeky Forums
>realize I have branded myself as a manlet until I get a new ID
>havent had sex since because I am afraid they are gonna ask for my ID to confirm I am atleast 6'0
>anxiety attacks when a bouncer asked for my ID once so I just ran away as fast as I could

what mango breh?

>hey user wanna have sex? I need your social, ID, credit card #s, and birth certificate

Fucking penis inspection day

>I'm better looking and more successful than you
>5'6
>better looking
Even with a PERFECT face and being in the shape of your life, that's still impossible

>be born in one of the tallest populations on world
>as a kid I looked at older teens and wondered when I'll get fuckhuge
>never grow up that tall, all my friends are taller and I'm the below average manlet
>182cm

A-at least I'm not a manlet in the rest of the world h-heh

>RDJ's 10 inch stilt boots
Jesus christ

Balkanac?

... Tom Cruise would like a word m8

Direkt s bosanskih brda, svi su 185+ u pm, cura me u oči gleda

COPE
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