Anything bigger than this is disgusting for girls and everyone will think you are gay...

Well let them call me a faggot it’s not like I never heard it before

>anything bigger than this is disgusting for girls

>athlete since young age, wwe wrestler, one of the best actors alive

he's not the fucking case you dumbshit

buzzfeed.com/christianzamora/big-brother-thicc-mark?utm_term=.pjnjz7gZj#.orxj4JnNj

Really because gay dudes and women love thiccness these days. They like whatever we like but six months later and on men.

I dunno how to change the link so buzfed doesn't get views.

Are you a girl? How do you know this?
How does muscle mass correlate to assumptions of homosexuality?

No homo but that's the type of body I want.

I eat like a bird so I'll probably never get there sadly

you've never been builtfat with height and frame have you?

Lift heavy, it might take a few years but you'll get there
People who push themselves lifting for five years look like they did just that. You should play the long game.

wow...gay

Women like whatever gay men tell them to user it's how designers turn a profit.

come on, most girls prefer an ottermode or swimmer physique. these are probably the same exact bishes that say they love the dad bod or personality matters

Well, whatever.
Long as I get to nut in something warm and wet and I don't have to listen to them comparing me to some obvious flamer I'm good.

>Women like whatever gay men tell them to user it's how designers turn a profit.

lol, im a 20 y.o kissless and i know how fake this assumption is so i cant imagine how virgin you gotta be to get this as a fact

you should be in the olympics of virginity, genetic virgin spotted

>echdee lemao looks like he skipped legs

But seriously who gives a shit what woman want, I want huge fucking legs and arms and shoulders and chest and traps.

Thiccness is next to godliness, so saeth me and the author of that buzzfeed article and every XX individual on the planet
Denial will not change this

this, but not always, they usually like the swimmer and ottemode physique with a bit more of muscle

actually if you got pecs, abs, somwhat ripped arms and not a pencil neck, you already got a physique desirable for most women

>thinking they wouldn't pick Gronk or JJ Watt based purely on body

ROFL

thats carl lewis, best sprinter of his time, how you can say he skipped legs lmao,

being thin =/= performance

the best roider at dodging the tests
>Ben Johnson was innocent

user- you are NOT a swimmer/ottermode type physique
It's likely that you're early in your lifting career and saying that to feel better about skinnyfat. Michael phelps' and Lochte's body look much larger than yours in the same room. They have tons of muscle development.

Also 100% of women and girls get wet over rugby and football bodies too it's a known fact. Girls like thicc boys.

this right here is perfection

I had it happen yesterday, something like this.

A girl from my class has a chubby bf, she told me, standing next to him: I like it this way, it's normal, whilst patting his stomach.

We both ignored her.

then you have mental issues about body image

thats a good body

>Also 100% of women and girls get wet over rugby and football bodies too it's a known fact. Girls like thicc boys.

LOL

lol his right shoulder is tiny compared to left, yet his right pec is begger than his left. subhuman asymmetric tier

You seem to be a bit mad m8

michael phelps is actually swole, his clavicles are as long as my torso lol

You should see Paul Allen

elite sprinters are asymetric in some way, usain bolt has scoliosis

the revenge of the lankets

Yeah when girls say they like swimmers they mean they like ripped dudes with ultra-low bf% who are taller than them.
Not lil user's first chest pump.

>taking a green text followed by "but seriously", seriously

>elite sprinters are asymetric in some way, usain bolt has scoliosis
why
>also implying lanklets are more asymmetric

i noticed many girls who are into birth control find ripped guys primitive as fuck, i dont know why but it happened with my sister

the past year she used to told me how good i looked and this year she started telling me i look gross, i didnt increase muscle mass or anything but she started taking pills since she got bf by the way his bf is chuby and manlet

im blaming this birth control pill because most girls i know take the birth shit threat me like shit, like if im some sort of rappist (i have masculine features) while girls who have no bf are very nice

lol lankets can make it by sprinting

and swolets can make it by lifting

the only failures will never make it are the fucking manlets LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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This is a /pol/ board you fucking nigger

>lol lankets can make it by sprinting
not really. maybe if they got full ride scholarships or got into the Olympics. but that's a small percentage of lanklets.

Yeah birth control turns women into gross smelling and looking and anorgasmic cunts.
And their fertility and anorgasmic problems will last for the rest of their lives after they come off of that shit.
There's a reason why the dykes in the feminist circles are so keen on getting women onto birth control and reading the vagina monologues and the like.

Best part is when they all come close to hitting the wall then get off of the pill and realize that they're atracted to those men.
Even better? They have no concept as to how to deal with the virile agressive males who they only know how to distrust and marginalize who still hate their fucking guts and want absolutely nothing to do with them and are going to start pointing some fingers at each other and the feminists. And once the problems associated with birth control pills gets onto places like facebook and the like?
LOL
Anyway.
That's just how it is in the first world.
Chicks on birth control are basically unfuckable and are oft bitchy femdom lovers and half dykes. Take a look at the fugsters in the typical slut walk and screaming naked lunatic cunt rally.
Plenty of normal nonfucked up hot chicks out there.

the same applies to swole lets, there's a small percentage at swolets lifting decent amount of weights

Maybe you're ugly

Rowing is the sport of lanklet kings.

yeah but swolets can get girls from lifting. lanklets can't get girls from sprinting unless they're in the top 1% or w/e

AJ is juiced to the tits and his size leads to his stamina problems. He should lose weight

anything bigger than this is disgusting for girls and everyone will think you are gay, as well as you need some serious dysmorphia to think this is small

im and i dont agree at all with and yeah probably we are just ugly but birth control does something on girls and you cant deny that, just ask what kind of males a girl on birth control attracte to and those who arent on pill what kind of males are attracted to

its like girls on pill look up for boys who look nice rather masculine

To women on birth control I find that to be the case.
Effiminate dudes and chubby harmless looking guys tend to get lots of play though.

this, women on birth control finds me scary/intimidating like if im gonna stab them

forgot to say, also, girls on pill are more likely to be BI or try a threesome with another girl, SO if you want to convince your gf to get another girl on bed make her take pills

They're less likely to be attractive to me or want to fuck in the first place...and once they get on the pill orgasms and sexual pleasure craters hard. The whole women become sexually liberated fuck sluts and dynamos after getting on the pill is pure pr fiction.
They just go half dyke and fuck a bunch of effiminate homos and each other and have terrible sex unfulfilling sex.
By the time the hit their late twenties they realized they wasted most of their lives having bad sex and usually with the same sex and men they don't really find attractive and try to relive their youth/get knocked up by going full gangbang hungry megawhore.
But by then it's too late and they've already taken their toll.
They've been fisted to useless, their nigh frigid, they have no idea how to have decent sex or approach those men they've suddenly find attractive.
They're lives are a hilarious joke.

that's what I'm talking about you failed bearmode faggot. look at what most girls want (besides money of course) and tell me what physique most models, actors and businessmen have.

The one that attracts the wealthy faggots who run the industry.

Businessmen? My dad is a businessman. Are you a business student?
I'm getting such a good picture of you from how you're trying to talk about what women want.

Nah women like gronk, will always and have always liked gronk and gronk types. Look at the cover of every romance novel. If you wanna talk about actors we can talk about all sorts of actors, we can talk about john hamm (who's got a football player body at best but a dadbod with a huge dick more likely) We can talk about ryan gosling (who's a pretty little guy with a soft bod and a cute accent) we can talk about fucking, i dunno, some other actors. Actors are not paradigms that women want to fuck, many wouldn't get hit on if not for fame and money. Women aren't sexually attracted to models. This is known.

You've gotta do squats deads and bench if you want a fuckable body. Ottermode just won't cut it. Although with your winning personality maybe you can pull some puss I dunno.

>women aren't sexually attracted to models

wat

Fpbp

PS
Testosterone levels aren't falling just because of plastics and the like.
It's because women on birth control(which isn't all that secure in the first place)are breeding with less masculine men while marginalizing the more masculine men. The ones that haven't become permanently infertile or gone completely gay/or nuts.

It's true man. You have much to learn.
Luckily it's a five year program.

you think women on pills also make low t males ?

Yes.

this explain why most top tier athletes are from poor backgrounds where their moms would never touch a pill and most of them are blacks

because fucking white womelets make low t males

Or corn fed country boys. Can't forget them.

underrated post

yea man, people from poor background specially the boys at young ages are way more confident, stronger, faster and agile than the rich kids

Okay.
Look at arnolds kids.

>Post about looks
>Talks about his profession instead
How do you do it? how can one be so stupid?

>tfw you will never as happy and fulfilled as them

op is a manlet

>roided bodybuilder pricks
You know who this is right?

And he couldn't outlift them... What's your point?
They'd probably match him for the first 10 metres though.
Some shot putters have quicker initial acceleration and broad jumps than top tier sprinters

>women on birth control finds me scary/intimidating like if im gonna stab them
but are they making false assumptions? this is Veeky Forums..

>reverse image search results in nothing
OH NOO

poor kids have no money for vidya so they have to LARP playing Madden/2k/fifa IRL rather than being comfy indoors

>bench: 55 reps

Football players are evaluated on how many 2 pl8 reps

youtube.com/watch?v=kT5YHy0I9Ys
listen to the coach's homerotic encouragment

this is so bizzare, that guy must be pretty fucking strong though

the bastard mexican kid is stronger than the white born in rich neighborhood kids. proves correct. poorer kids are more physically fit.

>best actor alive
>the rock

turbo niggo over here skips legs and arms day

S-s-shut up I'm not a grill but doesn't mean I don't know what they want

why would he do that, what a selfish cunt