This guy slaps your gfs ass at the club

>This guy slaps your gfs ass at the club
What do you do?

i don't know, he looks pretty upset already.

I'm bigger so probably just kick his ass

I cut his ugly ass head clean off

You sew her pretty head ass dirty on

I fuck this cute twink in the ass

slap his ass to assert dominance

Ask him where he works out :)

thinking small differences in mass has anything other than a microscopic difference in combat ability.

Grab pecs

Say sorry to him and keep walking.

*turn around and see him and my gf making out*

Leave the club in tears

I don't take girls to clubs, especially not girlfriends.
Not my kind of place personally.

and so this fucking retarded argument starts again
wew boy

>your gf

also a blue belt in karate dont ever @ me or my wifes son again

"Why didn't you slap my ass!?"
> proceeds to pull pants down...

>Grab him by the shoulders
I AM BETTER THAN YOU, YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT ANOTHER DYEL.
I COULD FUCKING CURL YOU, I COULD LITERALLY CURL YOU WITH MY FUCKING DICK.
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>pullout my phone and start a cbt thread because im always ready to bash dyels

Stop LARPing

i'll thank him for the high five

Thats why shes gonna cheat one day friendo..

>buff whiteboi
I beat him up

glass him with a pint and then kick him whilst he's down

He's really tiny lmao

S O L I D

>what are weight classes

Lol

I'm a legitimate American Psycho tier sociopath so I could win pretty easily. Knowing when to betray is the key. I've done really well in my career from both being the best at what I do and having good networking and social skills. I'm also an INTJ "Architect," high level strategist and tactician (chess is too repetitive and boring to bother with) who enjoys figuring out massively complex problems (like how to play people off each other) for fun. I'm already 10 moves ahead of you. I've already won.

swing at his baby eyes.

Grab him by his tight little female waist and either ragdoll him about or fuck him right there. Maybe both.

Tell him to put a shirt on and to stop acting like a jackass. And then "whisper" to my gf that he must be compensating for something.

Rape him. I don't just want to win this fight, I want to win all the future fights as well. Noone is gonna pick a fought with the guy raped the last guy he fought.

Why tho? What reason does his gf have to cheat if he doesn't like clubbing?