How far would Veeky Forums get on Survivor?

How far would Veeky Forums get on Survivor?

Not very. Don't have the social gains to avoid getting voted off.

id get voted off for being an autist 1-2 episodes in

I'm an autist but 90% of people love me

You don't think your physical aptitude would help you win some early challenges, or at least be seen as valuable by other contestants?

Seriously, unless they're brought along as a goat, its pretty much old women and nobodies that get voted off early. Plenty of spergs make it decently far enough

>Physically top 10
>socially I would be the first to go

What makes you think your autism will hinder you? The game is different from real life

I'm skelly, I have no fat reserves. I would waste away to nothing and die.

I honestly think I could win. I would bulk a couple of months beforehand to have some fat reserves, and would have plenty of muscle and agility in the competitions. I'm strong but lean enough to where my muscle wouldn't require tons of calories to sustain me.

As far as the social aspect of the game goes, you just have to start off pretending that you know what you're doing. If you're confident in the moves you make people will want to follow you. If people want to follow you, you can convince them to vote off the people you want gone.

Imagine winning an athletic competition and winning a reward challenge to fly a helicopter to an amazing barbecue picnic or some shit- your team would be intensely loyal to you, then be sent to the slaughter one by one when need be. Honestly it would be such cake, the only real problem would be competing with the other well-sculpted Chads on the show(they usually get 3 or 4).

I'm a legitimate American Psycho tier sociopath so I could win pretty easily. Knowing when to betray is the key. I've done really well in my career from both being the best at what I do and having good networking and social skills. I'm also an INTJ "Architect," high level strategist and tactician (chess is too repetitive and boring to bother with) who enjoys figuring out massively complex problems (like how to play people off each other) for fun. I'm already 10 moves ahead of you. I've already won.

if you're an autist (and not the lucky rare socially able kind like Henry Rollins et al) then the best case scenario on survivor would either be flying under the radar (and having no chance of winning) or being temporarily valuable due to strength (and then later on a threat)

>Look at me i'm way to smart for my own good and it makes me 2edgy4u, want to know my Meyer's Briggs type? I'll tell you anyways

Outskilled and voted off early.

gotta remember that even Russel couldn't win

everybody has got a blindspot but sociopaths not acknowledging shortcomings and indulging overconfidence will in the long term eventually trump the successes using strong self confidence as a crutch/tool brings

kek hope this becomes new pasta

I remember on one season a girl got really far to the end like bottom 3 just by winning immunities like her life depended on it because she knew everyone was against her.

Seriously though, what is "over confidence"?

>farther than all the women
Amirite.

Trusting the loyalty of others too much, presuming that they're not going behind your back since you're the one supposedly pulling the strings, underestimating their intelligence

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That would be naive... everyone will act in their own self-interest. Assuming alliances mean anything substantial for any length of time would be childishness on the same level of pinky swearing.

You don't necessarily have to pull any strings... suppose someone else were in the position of trying to take control and secure their own place through allegiances... I'm just as comfortable playing subversion... probably moreso since it allows some camoflauge.

I'm a legitimate American Psycho tier sociopath so I could win pretty easily. Knowing when to betray is the key. I've done really well in my career from both being the best at what I do and having good networking and social skills. I'm also an INTJ "Architect," high level strategist and tactician (chess is too repetitive and boring to bother with) who enjoys figuring out massively complex problems (like how to play people off each other) for fun. I'm already 10 moves ahead of you. I've already won.

Oh damn and you got dubs! I'm honored to become immortalized in autistic pasta

You were 10 moves ahead of us this whole time

What is with this? I have the crippling tisms, but people seem to be drawn to me for one reason.

What is that one reason?

You thought this was all a joke... lol

I'd go full Hatch and just be a nice stupid seeming chill dude who's clutch on challenges. Build an allaiance of cuties and the token minority and ride their victim complexes all the way to the top. Slowly turn them against each other before we get rid of the last of the opposing alliances people.

It's really not hard.

Meant to say some but my phone decided otherwise.

Probably not voted off instantly but at around the middle. I'm pretty diplomatic most of the time but tend to keep to myself mostly.
Shitting like an animal would probably be the hardest challenge. I wouldn't do great in sports but better than most.

I would get voted off for being annoying

thats actually impressive

Ah yes the jewish strategy

I guess I phrased it poorly, what I meant was excessive self-admiration

I'd go Tony mode and act like a dumb guido but be kind of funny, basically like Dom mazzetii

But I also wouldn't be crushed if I didn't win- whenever you're kicked off, you spend the remainder of the 39 days basically on vacation.

Not if you're kicked off before the merge

Yeah, you still have to stay on the island. Why would they fly out a single person every week? Also, it would run the risk of spilling the beans while the show is still being filmed- if you came back to america then what would stop people who vaguely know you to tweet about it and spoil the episode?

>excessive self-admiration
Okay, where does one draw the line? I mean... I still see ways in which I could improve... but that doesn't stop be from being EXTREMELY pleased with myself (hommage paid to my ancestors) for where I'm at in comparison to the VAST majority of people on th planet. We're talking 99th + percentile... fucking up there.

I would try and create drama and an evil chad persona do I become a heel and the producers keep me around for entertainment

What the fuck are you talking about, man?

Being good at the challenges makes you a clear post merge target you mongs, a challenge beast has won the game exactly once in 34 seasons.

It's hard for niggers to comprehend because they have trouble tracing their ancestry a single generation... not knowing who their fathers are and such.

Making it to the merge should not be too hard. As long as your tribe can stay strong and win challenges, you can make it to the merge. Once at the merge its a whole new level of playing. Every person voted off will pick the winner, so your fit gains can only take you so far. Last season Brad won the last 5 immunity challenges and was pretty decent all around, but lost. So it will be tough, gains will only take a person so far.

That's part of the challenge, drawing the separation line and finding that balance is something that I'm still trying to discover for myself (in regards to other things than from this but still). But I can get the idea of how your confidence and satisfaction with the positive aspects in yourself can serve as something that pushes your successes forward. But pay attention to your tactics and how they serve you in the long term rather than just in the short term, one thing that is often a downfall of many self absorbed people (I use that term objectively and not in a judgmental way) is coming off well to people in one-time short term instances and then in the long term their problematic aspects become more apparent. Having a sense of consistency about yourself, rather than using whatever method works best for you in the moment, can go a long way (although the strengths of being able to switch your mode to whatever works best in the moment are definitely unique and do provide unique opportunities, like I said doing this in balance is something that is something to be worked towards).
And you absolutely have to work towards not always giving yourself the benefit of the doubt. Sometimes the things you did were wrong or were a poor choice of action or just fucking stupid, literally every brain on the planet has its own unique set of flaws so why wouldn't you have those as well. Everybody other than yourself isn't perfect so why would you be any different? 1/2

Lemme guess. You also have over 300 confirmed kills?

Always question yourself and to what extent your self-serving bias is affecting what you think and how that could be hurting you in the long run. People goddamn hate Trump because he can't admit fault, and though obviously you obviously aren't being constantly being watched/judged on a long-term basis by such a wide amount of sources there is still something to be gained from this observation. Recognize your faults and learn to play devil's advocate on yourself even if you completely feel that you are in the right. I goddamn hate myself and never let myself feel satisfaction with my actions whether I actually deserve it or not, and I have plenty of problems because of this but I also feel like I have a lot more of a balanced perspective on myself and the world because of it. Even if you think most people are below you you still need to be able to live and interact with the world and living with the mindset that you are above everyone else will cause problems for you (despite the successes that you are able to observe) and will keep you oblivious to the ways that you are ever at fault.

Also don't put so much thought into the genetics/racial stuff like with and such, finding flaws in other cultures is one thing (which also still is worth reevaluating your perspective on consistently and indefinitely) but as far as genetics go that doesn't have enough substance or real world application/practicality to put your chips onto that train of thought.
2/2

Good advice.

I don't know what Survivor is but I'd win anyway.

>someone who seems good at the show calls you out in front of everyone for being "Fake" and "using people"
>he tries to make you look like a bitch and gets in your face
what do you do?

what country are you from nigger

Is this a pasta?

>But pay attention to your tactics and how they serve you in the long term rather than just in the short term
I dunno breh, I'm not young. Been doing this sociopathic shit for more than a decade just fucking climbing that corporate ladder... absolutely killing it. Is 10+ years long enough term for you.

>And you absolutely have to work towards not always giving yourself the benefit of the doubt
This is where I BEGAN.

lmao, only retards join th military... navy seal became a meme specifically for this reason. I have zero confirmed kills, unless you count business deals and peoject completion.

It is now, because i'm a fucking legend.

Play into peoples emotions, don't argue... give heart felt reply containing all the personal details about relationships I've cultivated to that point... make him put to be the bully. Split crowd 50/50 or better... emerge with massive sympathy vote.

You niggers are bsd at this huh?

Yeah in success maybe, but success isn't necessarily the only thing that is worth working towards, it's worth looking into what your priorities are and if what they are is all there should be. What is literally in front of you or what you've built up for yourself in the material world isn't the only thing worth investing yourself into.
By all means though you've obviously had your successes though, it's still worth looking into other aspects of life though.

Out of curiosity who are the people that you surround yourself with and what are they like? And what about the people that didn't take to your approach, what is your turnover rate? I wonder what specific kind of people have been bottlenecked into the people that you've been able to keep in your life in the long term and what their characteristics are, and what separates them from everyone else that you have discarded.

I think was trying to make fun of kek

nice answer, and yes i suck dick "playing the game"

I maybe would've thought that but the amount of subsequent posts from that guy in this thread makes me think otherwise

>the material world isn't the only thing worth investing yourself into.

One hundred percent agree... 100th degree esoteric National Socialist pagan, wanna talk about Evola and social decay? Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I'm a materialist m8. I live in an apartment that costs less than a grand a month, water bill included. Electric puts it over a grand but whatever. I have two pairs of jeans... and 4 pairs of dress pants/shirts for work (casual fridays brehs). If you saw mw on th le street you'd have no idea... though my vehicle is nice so you'd suspect.

>Out of curiosity who are the people that you surround yourself with and what are they like? And what about the people that didn't take to your approach, what is your turnover rate? I wonder what specific kind of people have been bottlenecked into the people that you've been able to keep in your life in the long term and what their characteristics are, and what separates them from everyone else that you have discarded.

I open up to VERY FEW people in real life but I'm sure that is true for all of us here... the few who I regard as close friends... less than a dozen... are first and foremost authentic people who genuinely care about me without me having to give them money or pay for shit. A few of them are racist nazi scum like me (some of them are higher ups in Indentity Evropa), most are just genuine people with no big ties to anything fancy (mostly confused christians I'm working to unjew) and colleagues that perceive my overwhelming professional value and want to know me better personally. I surround myself only with people who are as elated to see me and be around me and converse with me as I am with them. I love conversation with people and the act of figuring out someone else's conception of the world as well as how it came to be that way. Most of the people that get "hooked on" hanging out with me simply find me unique and interesting. It's no more complicated.

win the game

well bump

I think my abilities and quick wit would out weight my autism

lucky