This guy slaps your ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your ass. What do you do?

welcome him back to the land of the living

Zyzz didn't even know how to throw a punch. He's a huge bitch, and delicate as well.

That being said I'd talk to him about getting me into some whores.

let him fuck me and celebrate his return

Does anyone else unifonically find his physique not amazing. It's good for sure, but there's just something off about it I can't quite put my finger on. It's like he has no lats, narrow shoulders, no legs, what is it ?

Anyone else think the same ? I've seen natties who I find more aesthetic.

you're the only one

Hug him and go celebrate his resurrection. Zyzz > any bitch.

You're the only one.

You're the only one.

Agreed. The yuge traps are a little off.

Yeah there are some natties with nicer physiques, but zeez brah still had a top tier body. Only downsides were his weird abs and gay tattoos - his proportions were god tier.

he looks lat-less in this pic

Hug him and be glad we all made it.

Except (you) faggot.

fuark

mu uh

kek

I make it because we're all gonna make it brah

It's less about his form but rather his transformation.
He litterly went from virgin to chad.
That's why he's inspo.

fuark

I press ESC to exit full screen

>What do you do?
Ask him why he looks like shit

SLAP HIS ASS HARDER

>no veins in arm
>dying prematurely for this

>"Hey, d--... don't do that!"

fuaaaaa

make it

He'd make you his bitch if you did that

Your the only one

hug him
no homo tho

Vegan diets are scientifically proven to be healthier and prolong life expectancy

we don't need meat. we don't need to brutally abuse animals.


there is no moral or logical argument against it. the only reason someone wouldn't eat vegan is because they like the taste of meat, or don't care about animal welfare.

so why haven't taken the red pill and saved your life yet?

Rebuke undead.

too poor

>implying I don't want to be made Zyzz's bitch

Fuck off back to YouTube ya faggot.

>You mirin?

>Sure am.

>O-oh, want to go grab a protein shake after this brah?

Hug him

i mean, do you not like the taste of meat?

ask him if I'm going to make it

do a 360 and walk away

this is a zyyz thread now, dump rares

:) Thanks brah going to the gym for deads in 15 minutes, nice to know Zyzz is watching