/fraud/ - Let's keep making Crusader uncomfortable Edition

/fraud/ - Let's keep making Crusader uncomfortable Edition

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/ before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.

No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

previously on Catgirls general:

The old thread hit the natty limit... why didn't it just pop some dbol lmao

Ugh the OP pic is just perfect, probably my favourite in my collection. Do girls like that exist? I just really want one.

Which Indian pharmacy do you guys use for ancillaries?

My first girlfriend when she was goth/emo/scene would dress that way sometimes.
So yes.

Yeah but did she have huge eyes, long hair, massive tits and a tiny frame?

Yes to all except titts and eyes were made to look big with makeup.

a couple weeks after pct started having mental crisis in terms of health, anxiety attack which ended me up in the ER, constant fear of blood clots forming form nolva

looking back now it was somewhat irrational, still have little panic attacks about health (when i feel sensation in chest or right side of body)

this would have been caused by e2, right?

I've barely eaten today but I tacked on an extra 20lbs on my incline. Feels nice.

>Does this look alright for a first cycle?

Week 1-4 50mg dbol
Week 1-8 500mg test
Adex .25 EOD (during cycle stopping before PCT)

Week 10-14
Clomid 50\50\25\25
Nolvadex 40\40\20\20

Hoping I have time for a 10 week cycle but I'll make due. I'll be posting all my results as well.

if test prop, sure but change weeks of pct

If I only have 8 weeks I'll try to acquire a short ester

theres this girl that couple times now has hopped in the cable cross when im at pulldowns and asked me if im using it and then does them right in front of me

she has to have seen me staring at her

im clearly not using it, is this an invitation?

on a cut, and after i want to fucking hop on a cycle of test. fuck this natty shit seriously.

what bf% is good before hopping on?

Great, can't wait to read yet another entire thread of trips jerking eachother off and people asking simple questions.

What do you want to talk about?

Is the clomid too low? And Yea looks like I'm going to have to go with test p probs gonna poke my self a fuck ton my virgin glutes fml

Steroids

Tell me about the gear!

DHB is weird. Sometimes the pip is awful and sometimes it's nonexistent. There's no change in my routine. I feel it's just now starting to flesh out in terms of effect though; the strength boost is coming in, the delt vascularity seems more vivid, and my obliques are popping like they never have before. It's very tren like in how it presents itself physically, but I don't feel flat or awful. Sides are low aside from pip too.

Sdrol seems to facilitate it well. Good combo.

(: thank you

No questions? I can keep going. The sdrol at 20mg ed pwo as an injectable doesn't really make me feel hypo or crazy full. The fullness came within the first day or so but maybe I'm just used to it now. It's been 5 weeks of sdrol. It does give crazy focus and endurance. I can mash and grind out heavy sets without a whole out of forethought. If I feel up to adding 5-15lbs I just will.

The DHB strength is nuts though. 360x2 incline. A little shaky but I felt confident.

How do I get my wife to let me take sterons? I already take test for TRT, but she won't cook, clean, or do my laundry if I take synthetic sterons...

Your wife or your mother?

How do you like sdrol as an injectable compared to oral? Pip?

Zero pip. It's really great. I notice zero liver stress. Piss is never dark, I have an appetite I just don't eat during the day because I'm so used to fasting. After workouts I can still eat like a horse. Liver doesn't seem stressed at all. I'd say injectable orals mitigate at least some issues associated with the enzyme/bile problems.

It's not as fast acting. I wait 45-60 minutes before lifting vs 15-30 and I eat a little more sugar alongside injectable because the fullness seems less. However, my source says I'm a walking billboard for how good the product is. Swelled up literally within 48 hours of the first injection.

Thanks, your input is articulate and interesting to read. You're my favorite trip senpai

My wife is basically my mom desu... Rural scandinavian women love to be your mom, they take pride in their femininity and love being provided for. It's totally normal desu, I swear.

Actually that's caused by you being a raging bitch. Try looking for solutions to your personal problems that don't rely on hormones.

>Is the clomid too low?
It's too high actually, you should be taking 0mg with that low dose of test and short duration.

Anytime dude. I agree the weird trip back and forth is tiresome, were weird. The banal daily "x is my first routine, y sides scare me, will z fix it" is a waste of time for people like myself that have lived here daily for 4 years.

Any cool input in appreciated.

stop larping

miring vascularity, core's coming in nicely too. any change in bp/hematocrit since starting dhb?

Actually none that I can tell. I get occasional leaks after pinning and everything drains smoothly. I obviously get bloodwork done for scenes and I ask for hematocrit levels and if the thickness looks okay. Every time they say it checks out and the vials fill evenly without a hitch.

I appreciate the input on my core. I think the scalloping on my obliques is the first time that's ever popped.

simple question, can i keep pinning in my quads or do i have to rotate? pinning 2cc's twice weekly fyi.

Then make interesting discussion you dumb nigger.

>Hurr why arent you entertaining me in ways that I like
>hurr answer the same 5 questions about steroids over and over

We aren't dancing monkeys here to entertain you.

interesting, I'd think that with the increase in vascularity and structural similarity to bold you'd see an increase in bp and htc. then again you never know, maybe it'll just take some time to take effect. i'm gonna throw dhb into the blast after next to try it out, so i'll be watching how things go with you. and that sounded a lot less creepy before i typed it lol.

he takes dick in the arse literally m8

Not creepy. DHB is fairly memetier at the moment. I'll see how it goes after this blast and keep you informed. I'm a huge fan of EQ becaus of how steady and reliable it is. It's essentially diet test. DHB could be the answer to getting a tren like effect without the obliteration of everything sacred to your wellbeing.

Glad to see another person tired of the boring everyday talk! What's your opinion on pectoralis minor hypertrophy and dystonia as a contributing factor in the TOS-like BUE paresthesia seen in somatotropin use? Do you think it follows the classic neurogenic route or is the vascular component more likely?

get that first yer med shit outa here, you sound retarded, consider dropping out

i've never been blown away by eq, but it's certainly not a bad choice by any means. nice, slow, quality gains without many significant side effects. i agree that dhb is second only to trest in the meme category but i'm curious about adding a relatively low dose to a dry cycle to try out the benefits and drawbacks for myself. good thing I don't usually get pip.

>without the obliteration of everything sacred to your wellbeing
aaaaand that's why i don't do tren anymore lol

R4 actually, but nice try tho :)

Idk everyone aside from /fraud/ has zero issues with it.

Pls respond
I tried googling Indian pharma but they all look sketchy

Whenever I feel lonely I like to come here and read the trip bants. Thanks guys.

You can just talk to us #notallnatties

They have to say something negative right. Can't really make a remark about your physique so they resort to this while staying turbo virigins for the oncoming years themselves.

On a side note I adjusted my stack a while ago and could not be happier about the choice.

REEEEEE

I'm considering buying some cough medicine with dihydrocodeine in it and downing the whole thing which would be less than half a dose for normal euphoric effects. Anyone ever try this? How did you feel? Note: I currently have a cold.

I mean it's a fair and true statement. I just don't think it lessens my value as a person.

I'm sorry you degenerate bastard but we stick to strictly injecting cattle hormones in out asses.
Well most of us... I hope.

Its all in the eye of the beholder.

I couldn't care less, if you like to take 50 dicks a day then more power to you right.
Does not change who you suddenly are.

means youre a sub

But I inject roids in my butt cheeks

Anyway I've never tried opiates but my doc just told me "here just get this cough medicine with codeine in it lol" and apparently one bottle of the stuff has half a dose of what you would take to feel really good.

I think most people just joke about it.

I dont use but i feel like most people are running way too much gear
Some of my friends who never used before jumped straight onto tren and growth hormone.
Now my other friend wants to try GH
My advice to him was, start with a cycle of testosterone and see how your body responds before running GH and high powered hormones like tren
Was my advice good?
Can you make sick gains on test alone? I feel like you can.

I did a test cycle first and tren second.
Couldn't be happier with my choice (short term).

I'm looking for GH coming winter and I'll slow down when I reach an acceptable physique.

I'm a switch ty
Yeah it's pretty goofy desu but the pay is good and ladies love it

Why take anything other then test-e?
Quicker gains?

>How do I get my wife to let me take sterons?
>a woman decides what you take and do with your body
>BUTT she's not doing muhh laundry

i can't even

>Can you make sick gains on test alone?
I am the living proof

Look better, feel better, quicker gains, add on top an improvement in being assertive and a good libido that lets me fuck for a solid hour and you've got me hooked.

Just test bloats me, I convert terribly and is just overall a weaker compound for mass.

Not counting possible side effects and long term health issues.

It also took you 5+ years.

Post more pics of your gf

I am not sure what you mean by that.

get your own gf

I would like to lift with you

You look impressive but you've been building your physique over a long span of time, so just saying its test alone isnt a fair thing to say.
Just imagine yourself hopping on Tren, you'd be even bigger.

Ruined your Arm dude

That's okay! I have two.

your gay but he's wrong, tats fine, needs more fill though

That is some garbage ass Hellsing tattoo senpai
Ruined your aesthetics

You lost some chest hair there buddy.

I like the tattoo and you look nice and solid.

I want yours.

It's not even hellsing.

Don't you guys want to know what your body could have done at natty potential before hopping on the gear?
Every time I think about hopping on gear I feel shame. Like I'm letting my natural self down because I dont look amazing yet and I wanna see what i can do before throwing in the towel.

Do you even know my steroid history? I mostly did test to build muscle. I did dbol for the first time with my first blast in the bnc.

No kidding but i was bigger than most of you after 4 years of natty training. Even my little brother is bigger natty than most of you without steroids and shitty diet.

Test and food is mostly what you need to build quality muscle. I am just stating facts over here, nothing more.


You too sexy for me


Knowing how you deal with woman, you probably won't last long. Would be a lost cause

Why not go with that red haired woman, She looked fine

No. Why would I care?

I just want pictures dude. I don't want to date her. Just show me those anime eyes.

I don't want redhead girl. She has massive attachment issues and isn't into the kinky shit I want her to do. Plus we already tried.

Thats not the point.
You can build much more on exotic compounds.

4 years of natty is alot of time to build on compared to 1 year with gear.

I am too sexy? You seem confused.

Kinky shit like? That takes time. You need to build up a trust


We will see with my next blast of deca, anadrol and test what it can do.

I am lifting for 7-8 years now.

4 years natty, 2 years cycling and now bnc for more than 1 year

Drooling on herself and me
Putting cat ears on her
Putting a cat tail butt plug in her
Having her act cat like
Slapping her
Beating her
Choking her until she passes out
Stepping on her head
Biting her until she bleeds
Tying her up
Gagging
Breath play
Semi-public
Stepping on her head
Rape play
Crying

All sorts of good things

Literally any girl that ever went to an anime con ever

If she loves you enough she will probably do anything for you, otherwise she don't love you. I have convinced to let my gf do shit she initially would never do.

But with your beta approach it probably won't happen

I don't want to fall in love again.

This applies even when they don't love you. 50 new tinder matches in two days. 15 cool conversations and all of them are down with my doing g4p and being in a poly relationship and being shared with my gfs.

Ladies will do anything if they think they want you enough.

Who said something about you falling in love.

Damn, this makes me wants to try that app.

Yeah if you're talking about sluts then yes of course. I am talking about woman that don't spread their legs the first time you meet them.

Isn't Tinder not a more advanced and accepted way to whore yourself instead of offering yourself on the streets.

How do I make someone love me without falling in love myself and whilst also not being a lying prick about it all?

Essentially but I always say let's be friends first.

2,5mg letro eod.

Fucking someone off Tinder would make we worry about all kinds of diseases and i hate fucking condoms

That's why I tell them to show me test results or I won't fuck them.

>Using Andro because I aromatose like a bitch and I'm way too high bf to risk it (15%).
>My erection is legit 10 times harder than it ever was on test.
Honestly, every time I bar up, it's like I'm on Viagra.

What doses will you be running?

Alpha af

Test is always 500-750 mg. I don't like to go super high.

Deca 300-400 mg maybe? Anadrol probably start with 25 mg and up the dosage to 50-100mg. I am still worried about our source. I know you gave me that other source but it's very limited in supply.

So...Where are the pictures masT?

Yeah the main site is still down. Shame.

Doses sound good, I personally hated 750mg but thats just me.

>tfw have only 3/4 test vials left
Good that other source sells the same brand we're currently using. A bit more expensive. Did you already buy something over there?

750 mg seems the sweet spot for me. If i go higher i go mentally insane

Not yet but I need to place a new order soon.
I'll let you know if you're too anxious to order.

Is it true that you body will stop producing testosterone for forever if you start injecting it?

Yes let me know, i am curious.

Yes.

Yes and mastrubation leads to blindnes

I mastrubate all the time and I'm fine

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