Sexual Health Thread

>How does my penis compare to rest?
calcsd.bitballoon.com/

>How to do increase length or girth?
Some would argue that there's no non-surgical technique to making the penis bigger, there's research supporting the opposite, but incredibly lacking. More research is needed! When attempting these exercises it is well advised to take it very cautious, slow, and be patient.

>What are some penis exercises that I can do?
pegym.com/articles/introduction-to-penis-exercises

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Going to a brothel to lose virginity. Yay or nay

do it before the virgin wizard charts start to hurt you

Go to a homo brothel. Gay.

Nay, get a girlfriend or pick up a sloot from a club. You will feel much more accomplished.
Is no fap a meme? I can't come from sex. I would like to change this.

There could be many reasons to why you can't ejaculate. Mental reasons like being nervous, anxiety from other parts of your life, or maybe it's your partner.

Some physical effects could be watching too much porn, masturbating too much, and substance control like medications and alcohol
It's going to sound sappy, your first time is going to be the one you remember. Don't waste it on paying off an expensive fling

if you think sex is an otherwordly experience go and realize its trivial
if you think fucking a club slut would be more memorable than a paid whore, off yourself

>get a girlfriend

...

>You're a big guy

if I fap too fast I can cum while flaccid, my erections aren't that good and my cum just dribbles out instead of shooting. What do? Also is there any way to make your dick look better as a cut guy, as in do moisturizers help?

Thanks!

This thing is 100% bullshit. Everyone who does it gets above average.

Sauceee

More like everyone who posts theirs gets above average, because the people that got average or below average are less likely to post. Odds are the people that post are also rounding up their measurements.

defo do it bro, fuck iv not been laid for a month and im considering going to one.

leave my room of 1000 guys please

Are you a nigger? Be a virgin until marriage

Don’t. Find a nice person and let it happen naturally. You’ll finally be grateful for something.

You say this, but you can look at the research behind this calculator. And see why your result is the way it is.

There's many different reasons to why you're not getting strong erections. How's your personal life? Any stress? Do you exercise regularly and at a healthy weight? Check test levels and lastly take an absence from masturbating.

The easiest and safest exercise for penis shape is hot towel wraps, shakes, and kegels.

... You dumbass. That's not the answer.
>you're a big guy
For you

>hot towel wraps, shakes

elaborate

... This has to be a piss take comic. I've read it, but it just can't be the honest view of the writer.

Thanks!

would wearing a chastity device and getting really uncomfortable erections pretty regularly affect the size or ability to get future erections?

she's a sex-positive feminist. i really like her work.

Literally just use tinder. It's like a brothel but you don't have to pay

Yes, please do not wear for a prolonged period.
>Hot Towel
Simple. Wrap a towel around your penis for about five minutes
>Shakes
This on in particular is a helicopter shake. Create a O with your hand and whirl it around clockwise and counter.

Gonna have sex with a fwb tonight. How can i make her orgasm? No giving head thanks

>Yes, please do not wear for a prolonged period.
what if it's really the only time you get an erection?

It's actually pretty nice man.
I used to not be able to cum, but then I got over it.
It will feel amazing at first, but it's really annoying when you have to worry about cumming.

Don't.

Turbofinger her. If she tells you to stop, keep going faster.

Get this underaged /b/ tier shit off my board.

Is this shit even accurate ?

Have you ever regularly taken long bouts of broad spectrum antibiotics?

If your sceptical about the results you can check the research behind the calculation and see why your result is this way.

Why would you lie about your dick size on a mongolian throat singing discussion board? Kinda pathetic desu...

I don't remember my first time having sex at all. Or the time after that, or after that. Only remember the last week and that's it. Do remember my first kiss but not first time fucking. This is something only virgins and underage say.

I've slept with so many prostitutes to the point that my dick size is irrelevant to me because I have yet to find a whore that hasn't enjoyed my dick.

>tfw 7.5"x5.5" dicklet
Was so close to having a big benis. Too much of a pussy to do jelqing and the like.

I remember my first kiss, first tit grab, first handjob, first blowjob, and first fucking but that may be because it all happened on the same night.

I went from virgin to pornstar in a flick of a switch. Probably the greatest night of my life even though I couldn't cum.

>There could be many reasons to why you can't ejaculate. Mental reasons like being nervous, anxiety from other parts of your life, or maybe it's your partner.
>Some physical effects could be watching too much porn, masturbating too much, and substance control like medications and alcohol
Forgot to give more information. I highly doubt it's mental, I have no trouble getting or maintaining an erection, my partner is extremely my type and willing to do anything I want. I think it's mostly physical since I fap more than once daily and it seems like I use deathgrip. In that case, would you think that nofap will help?

Nofap will definitely help. Helped me tremendously and it's good for your relationship, especially noporn.

It could be mental in that you're worried too much about your partners enjoyment or maybe you don't feel completely comfortable with her yet. I've found it difficult to open the proverbial flood gates if I'm not very comfortable with my partner.

>sexual health
>sex
>something to do with health

sex/masturbation is like drugs, its not healthy to fuck around or fap 10 times a day. Leads to STDs or depression.

Only use it to reproduce.

FAG!

Get an escort, dude. Unless the brothls on you area are really fancy i don't think you should be cheap.

Anyone ever use bathmate for dick gains.

do it. a club sloot might nice if you have a good vibe and good potential. but if you are average and only have a chance with trash girls. just get an escort you can do pretty anything you want to a really good looking girl. cost might only be a few club visits + booze anyways.

Yes, sex is nothing much. Do it now to get out of your system.

Of course, everything in moderation.
Bath mate is safer than doing other exercises and have shown faster results.

I can already see the future in my dreams.
It is too late for me my friends.

>when I jerk off I usually cum in like 2 minutes
>a couple of days ago I get a blowjob from a girl, first ever sexual experience with something other than my hand
>last almost 10 minutes, I was actually getting worried because the girl was clearly getting tired of dick in her mouth
>eventually cum buckets all over myself and the girl

This was like 2 weeks into nofap. Is this normal? At first I was super paranoid that I was going to cum in like 30 seconds.

this site is trash, literally just exists to make small guys feel good about themselves theres no way this is accurate

Everyone is different, but clearly two weeks wasn't enough to restore sensitivity back. But when you're masturbating again keep a constant reminder to go gentle and even use some toys to get a better experience

maybe she was just bad

Think I should give up guys.

I couldn't even get to fuck a fat Asian whore last night off of tinder.
Probably came on too strong but Jesus fuck I'm tired of this. Besides my ex I never had sex with anyone else. Only two people. Get plenty of matches and shit but no sex.

How do i fix this.

Go to an expensive brothel. Pay.

For crying out loud. Look at the research, they even got rid of micro sizes. A eight inch dick is huge. calcsd.bitballoon.com/datasets

Maybe. It's not like I have anything to compare it too. I rate a mouth as feeling better than a hand though. I was way harder than I usually get when jerk off, but I was also really horny from not having released in two weeks

Well,how do you proceed when you match a girl? Do you meet up? What is your routine?

Don't give up breh. It took me a long time till I had success with women

What do you have to offer women? Umless you are Chard or an incel they don't care about your genetics

>tfw my dick is tiny flaccid

What's so bad about being a grower and surprising women?

Rarely meet unless I ask them if they wanna go eat nearby. Get a bunch of declines or oh I'm busy. So okay fuck off.

Isn't the point just to date for a night, bang, then never see each other again?
Now that you make me think about it not much. For tinder sluts I feel nothing but apathy.

>inb4 edgy.
I just don't care for random hoes. I really wanna get laid cause test E + pent up repressed sexual frustration + depression is making my dick go mad.

If it makes you feel better I couldn't get hard with a one night stand and she was trying to suck my 1.5 in flaccid worm of a dick to get it hard.

I mean yeah, that is basically the point of tinder. Last chick I had I got along really well with her. We met several times, sex was great. I kinda fucked it up though by calling her drunk and standing her up. But whatever.
Chick right now is kinda stupid. First date we went to cinema, I wanted to go home,she asked me if I wanted to come to her place. Sure. Too bad she was on her period and "is not the kind of girl to do sth like this on the first date". Made out all night and she asked me to jerk off in front of her. Well, I came, so whatever.

But I feel you bro. I don't feel anything for most of these girls. With some I just get along really well, but most of them are just a waste of time.

What you should offer however is just not being a complete retard and sperg. You should be good at making conversations. Just make sth up and tell them what they want to hear. I told one girl once I studying physics so I can work in a nuclear power plant. You can litereally come up with everything

you could argue it's too accurate and that's why it sounds flattering

of the e.g. 6-by-5 90% dicks smaller than you many are actually within like 1cm, a difference you couldn't even make out without literal side by side measuring. assuming most dicks are around average and sample specimen taper off towards the extremes, a dick who is even slightly above average will have far more dicks "behind" than "ahead" of him

this shit is just hard to convey in both percentages and "1000 guys" format, because none of our casual eyeballing happens on that kind of depth

18x16,5 used it once 5 years ago yeah buddy /life

I've always been told I'm big, but when I look at my junk I just don't believe it.
I'm 6'2, 95kg, so I'm pretty large overall - so I've always reasoned with myself that it makes sense - but it just doesn't feel big at all..

Hold me brothers, for my dysmorphia is setting in.

Go to a jewish brothel. Oy vey.

>chink
>measure dick and its 5 inches erect
>go to the gym
>notice everyone else is like 5 inches flaccid
Is there any point?

>be super small when flaccid
>be above average when erect

Wtf is wrong with me Veeky Forums? Am I forced to live a life where nobody will ever see my flaccid dick? Is this even possible or will I screw up massively?

do it

everyone tried to convince me to wait for it to be perfect

it was not perfect, and it wasn't worth waiting that long for

Same her 6'3 7x6 when i look at myself when its like that i think its not big sometimes i even think im small.

All my female friends tell me they'd rather encounter a grower than a shower.. hands down.

I think the conversation part is what is dull. I lose interest quickly so I get very blunt. But with that being said, some of the ones I actually try to take initiative and keep the conversation going with don't end up replying or just get boring.

What the hell mane.

>tfw you actually were gonna study physics for nuclear job in navy

Girls should be taught penis math. For example

>(Dick skin tone/normal skin tone)=(erect volume/flaccid volume)

So you make out with a girl, sexy time is about to commence. You take off your pants..and your dick is still flaccid?

I mean for me it basically stands and falls with her profile. If she just some pretty pictures but no "witty quote" on her profile or a stupid picture I don't really know how to start a conversation.Of course talking can be dull, especially when the girl seems dull to begin with. There are so many girls on tinder who look exactly the same, it's ridiculous.
That being sad, if you don't want to make a lot of conversation and just get straight to the point go to some party

You've never had sex, have you?

I don't seriously start getting hard until she's massaging my cock while I just have my underwear on.

Get a half chub before you show

Better to be a grower than a shower. It's less embarrassing and believe it not no one wants to look at your dick through your clothes

Today a girl in college asked me for my number. So we can meed up and study.

Not i don't really like her.

Dose fit have any degrading disgusting suggestions for what i do to her while I fuck her petite thot brains out Saturday night?

Pro tip: you won't be fucking her Saturday night. Chad will be. You'll be on Veeky Forums like every other night.

>have fwb over the summer, no problem lasting. 20+min sessions
>fuck two girls this school year and barely last 5 min

wtf is this. Could not doing cardio for a while be a culprit or what could be up? I'm not even faping anymore

Think of something else while you're having sex.

Currently overweight but losing rn, I'm skinnyfat, but there's more under like 0.5 in of fat or more. Do you count all of that when you measure? I feel like I'm cheating or some shit.

thats what I normaly do. like count reps. but i'm like super sensitive now for some reason. like I got a bj the other day and only lasted 4 min.

So I have a hard (huehue) problem with getting it up when I am with a girl. What do? Is it the porn that's fucked my mind, or what is it? Not even the legit viagra I got online works. plz help

>he counts pumps while he has sex

only ironicly

How do you do this ironically.

I do it for the hell of it.
>10 - 15 minutes pass
>huh I wonder what I can do in 30 seconds
>maximumthrustoverdrive.jpg
>ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FiVE
>meanwhile cumdump is getting destroyed

>one
>two
>*cum*
>"hey Veeky Forums, how do I last longer?"

exept this wasn't a problem untill like two weeks ago.

Try a dick desensitizing gel.

brehs how do i last longer
i'm ~7 inches (and currently living in korea so it's just comically overkill) but it takes everything in me to last

the squeeze the tip when nearing the point of no return has been helpful, as has holding a long kegel while switching positions or something
not tensing my legs and tensing my upper back seems to help as well
i've found the best mental distractions are focusing on a complex rhythm from a song you know really well

you boys have any tips? i'm trying to get the biggest bag of tricks possible to really keep me going

I have a 7.5in x 5.5in benis and my gf loves it until she orgasms first, then all I hear are cries of pain and I have to stop

Would trade 2 penis inches for 2 height inches/10

if its your last resort and only option.

man that must be crazy for korean girls lol. im 6.5 and thick and normal petite girls sound like they're seing a pornstar dick

idk but i have a 8x6