What will Veeky Forums be for Halloween?

nothing I'm going to sit at home just like I've done for the last 5 years

Im staying home and eating candy

DESU I can't even remember the last time I celebrated Halloween, it might have been in elementary school or something.

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I'm going to be a fucking adult so I'm gonna get really really high and watch scary movies with my wife while she fellates me.

>after working a 9 hour day

>adult
>get really really high

Are you suggesting that kids should be getting really really high and not adults?

wouldn't people find it offensive to dress up as the Aurora town shooter?

>get really really high
>adult
Pick ONE sweetie

Go for more

>says he is an adult
>brags about doing drugs and getting head
You have the mental age of a 16 year old.

whitefacing and going as a cuck

6'5" Lanklet so probably Shaggy.

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Jason blaha looks like THAT?!

I wasn't bragging, I was bragging about not being a faggot manchild who gets dressed up and shitfaced wasted at some degenerate party.

But yeah you're right staying home and smoking a plant while being intimate with my WIFE is so childish.

you dont need to dress up to be a cuck, kek

>god, you guys are so IMMATURE. youre almost in middle school, put down the fucking GAMEBOYS and be an ADULT like ME

Could lifting save this guy?

100%

lifting, mewing, contacts and he's a new man.

Your mother.

dude weed lmao xd

Crossbones

Better that what you smoke (cocks)

>wife
>still on Veeky Forums
>9 hour work days
>weed
This is legit sad.

>gets no validation for his shitty novel
>has to forcibly insert his writing of a novel into a thread about what you're wearing for Halloween

For shame user

>I wasn't bragging
>I was bragging

Wew laddy

A sexy bathtub because that's what that facebook meme decided based on my birth date.

My life is almost certainly better than yours brah

Haven't worked out how just yet, but

>pic related

Do da herb be medicine mon?

Den toes a man who takes medicine be sick?

You gotta be smarter than the weed faggot

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PICKLE RICK

I'll be a grown man at home

Simple fact you work 9 hours in a day and need to do weed says otherwise.

Where did I call it medicine you fucking retard. It's recreation.

Diel

I work 9 hours a day because I have a good job. I get paid $33 an hour to sip coffee and shitpost.

Is this good job tier ? I get paid almost 2.5 that doing 32hrs a week. Then again I don't sit around to shitpost and drink coffee.

Rambo, anyone else?

>$33/hr
HAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good for you. I also live in a rural area of a red state. So go fuck yourself retarded califag.

I'm not from the USA had to convert and remove tax before comparing.

I've been training extra hard recently so I can dress up as Goku

yes

female beauty is a lie

I can't decide between Tyler from Fight Club or Freddy mercury

btfo

I dont think ICP was that tall

Hold up can we talk about how straight up BIMBO'S are into DBZ now? Where were these creatures when I was a minineet

Go for Cromartie Freddie.

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

do you have one of these outfits? let's see it.

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This will be my normie costume
Great now all of fit will wanna be this
"I can see you're a little wet"

Happy.

>when your cosplay is so bad you have to carry a picture of the thing you're supposed to be

kek

awful costume. not recognizable at all.

i've hitched up the bottom front so my hairy legs show a bit and it prevents me tripping on it.
i followed basically what adam savage did for his totoro costume but modified it into elizabeth. don't have that fancy camera set up tho so i can't see much at all.

i've made a few signs as well but can't come up with anything funny to write on them so.

im invited to one costume party. i don't know if it's going to be like... over the top or something and maybe it's too obscure.

Gonna dress up as Hitler, but be wearing a MAGA hat. Liberal sluts will be wet for how progressive and witty I am. I'll tell them I voted trump after I fuck them

I'll be Rick and my wife is going to be Morty. It's pe*uuurp*fect.

>tfw haven't had a good DM in 7 years
the game is so fun with a good group

upvoted

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Dubs of truth

Make it happen captin

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No idea yet. I want to pull off one of these guys one day.

bro looks like steve guttenburg

Pretending I'm not home when kids knock or ring the doorbell.

The guy on the paper towels doesn't even have a beard.

sat rotting in my bedroom

>my life is better than yours
>I make double what you do though
>y-yeah well go f-fuck yourself
Really activates my almonds, famalam

are you black

I can't wait for this years Halloween. Me and my gfs other boyfriend are going to be dressed up as Rick and Morty. lol its going to be a lot of fun!

kekkeroni

went as rick a couple of years ago and everyone thought i was einstein
still fucking pissed about it

I'm going as my idol, Conor Mcgregor.

Nice meme show

Wub a lub a Dub Dub amirite

>me and my girlfriend's other boyfriend
c u c k

> I was bragging about not being a faggot manchild who gets dressed up and shitfaced wasted at some degenerate party

You're right homie, being a degenerate druggie is so much better

BLACKED

i dont like rick and morty haha im so contrarian and cool lol

>OHMAIGAHD STACEY LOOK THAT GUY OVER THERE IS THE GUY FROM THE BRAWNY PAPER TOWELS

most obvious bait in the world lad

going as jon snow. been working on glutes all year

going to tie a blonde blow up doll to my front. grew out my hair a bit and a beard.

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>What will Veeky Forums be for Halloween?
hiding in bed hoping i don't have to answer the door

I’m going to make my wife dress in a slutty cat outfit with a tail buttplug and fellate me after we dish out candy to the neighborhood kids and try to keep our insane dog from barking.