/SNS/ SHIT NORMIES SAY

/SNS/ SHIT NORMIES SAY
>i dont want to get big and bulky i just want to tone
>i only use machines and not barbells and dumbells because theyre designed to be efficient
>you have to drink a protein shake post workout or else your workout is wasted
>you have to cycle creatine (my roomate says this and it pisses me off)
>yeah i use this one supplement that the guy behind the counter at GNC told me about and he was totally jacked so it must work

>i had sex when I was 16
>who the fuck is a virgin past 20?

>you have to drink a protein shake post workout or else your workout is wasted

Not wasted but some truth to it. 2 hours post workout is beneficial.

t. doctor

i got a blowjob on prom night when i was sixteen but have never had full blown sex. does that make me a virgin or not?
(im also 26 feels bad man)

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youre still a virgin, although you've done more than the majority of people on this board

even if you did have sex, it has a shelf life of 10 years and that is the absolute max.

You were half a virgin when you got your dick sucked so now you're 1.5 virgin because it recomped.

You'll need to get laid and get a blowjob to even it out

>doctor
what the hell are you doing on an anonymous anime imageboard

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

Most studies I've seen count whether or not people have had sex after the age of 18 assuming that having it once or twice in high school was a fluke.

>normies
go back to your containment board

>I could easily get as big as you if I started drinking protein shakes, but I dont really care
>Eggs are unhealthy user, you shouldnt eat more than 2 a week
>You must get alot of girls looking like this user! (Seriously why does every male ever think being ripped = girls lining up for you)
>Creatine? Is that some kind of steroid? Dont use steroids user

when i was 17 i ordered creatine for the first time and my parents flipped out and said i would kill myself taking steroids and i shouldn't bring drugs into this house

When I was 17 my dad bought me creatine although he's a doctor not a retard

me when i tell my mom about my PRs:
>u're gonna fucking break your spine USE YOUR BRAIN user
>you're gonna have kidney problems from that creatine that u're taking
>gosh i wanna beat a muscley guy
>ugh fake muscles i know a guy that works in a village and has double that guy's strength...trust me i armwrestled him

>anime
Go back to /a/ and masturbate to cartoons, retarded weeb

>normies
its "normalfag"

>he doesnt get the meme

>this is natty lifting

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> CICO is bullshit

yesterday I went out to take a coffee with 2 of my friends, and they were saying it was all about metabolism, and that CICO is bullshit.I tried to convince them otherwise, but they would call bullshit on everything I showed them.

>i love you for you who you are
WDHMBT?

>he doesn't know what Veeky Forums is

it's actually 24 hours

>just hit two plate bench after lifting 3 weeks.
> I don't work legs cause bad knees.
>I do full body workouts

Literally nothing wrong with full body workouts

I do have women lining up for me.

Metabolism is apart of CICO though...

this

>he doesn't like anime
Go back to rebbit fucking normie

listen you cuckfuck, this is not r/ how to lift and not gain muscle

this is a mongolian rug weaving forum, now fuckoff