Have a nice workout!

oh i get it, it's supposed to be the cunt at the front desk.

You too
> not even joking

Ugly white girl.

Have a good sit

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As if the front desk employees would talk to me

gtmi
ngtmi

>mfw this literally happened
>mfw she keeps staring almost every time I come
>mfw when she follows me on instagram
>mfw I follow her back
>mfw we like each others pics every once in a while
>mfw GF finds out and make a scandal
>mfw I end having to unfollow her
>mfw I have no face

Fucking jealous GF...

Explain how ignoring people being polite to you is making it

*tips 15% of monthly membership fee*

thanks sweetie

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because someone being polite is imposing onto you the obligation to be polite in return. it's alpha to ignore the social convention to be someone's politeness slave.

Because you’re on a motherfucking quest for gains and you don’t have time for NPC conversation

>tipping gym employees

y-y--y--yy-ou t-ttt-oo

I'm antisocial user, headphones help me avoid conversation

Your gf is a controlling bitch
And you're pussy whipped

Thank you weak desk lady.

Why are you nonwhites so bad at telling who's white and who's not?

dude fuck social media. it amplifies crazy bitch syndrome 10 fold

*recoils*

Y-you too.

just say thanks you autists

>Virgin walking to the gym
>Not Chad striding straight to the squat rack

>Hand keychain to her.
Wait, you need to go through the receptionist to get in?
I thought everyone just used cards to check in.

They used to have a scanner set up on the desk at my gym. For some reason they moved it behind the desk and you have to talk to the receptionist now.

REEE

The receptionist has to give you a wristband at my gym.

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This isnt being mysterious or brooding, its just being an asshole and generally shitty person to be around.

HAVE AN ICE WORKOUT

Boy, you sure showed her user!

>on site that makes fun of autists for not picking up on social cues
>actively ignores social cues and acts like an autist on purpose because it cool when you do it

Wew lad.

Sometimes gym receptionists won't even aknowledge me. As if a "hi" costs anything, jesus christ.

Sounds tedious

Who gives a shit. He's just going there to workout not socialize. The only people who socialize at a gym in le current year are attention whores and literal homosexuals on the prowl for steamy butthole

Jesus man. I'm pretty autistic but at least say hi/thanks etc.

It's not hard to say thank you and be polite you asshole, is that too much socializing for you?

I feel like you want me to be ashamed if I think it is too much.

Women shouldn't be seen or heard.

I'm not awknowledging her.

even conceiving this shit leaves no doubt that you are literally an autist

these posts made me laugh

>not going during unstaffed hours

Dump your GF. She's a bitch.

I wish I could just teleport inside the gym and avoid the interaction altogether

Just wear earphones

>tfw my wifey says this to me everytime I to gym
Food ready for me when I come home. She's the best.

*tips*

Fuck you user.

underrated

DON'T TALK TO ME

I used to have a wife but she never cooked for me and then she divorced me haha

>Implying most women never even look at people coming in and they have a look of absolute horror on their face when I come in

haha

Here's how it always goes
>recepetionist: hey
>nod head and give half assed smile
>give card
>she swipes it
>take my card and leave might say thanks usually say nothing(i don't know why I'm thanking her)
>at uni so the receptionist is always some different girl so I'm not building a report

this desu senpai

I'm worth over a quarter of a mil every year

I don't talk to the underclass girls at the gym at all

>Should I just stop judging and settle down with some poor chick who doesn't know about my wealth?

Ha

>Pillows can't make food tho

hehe

Mind your own business woman

>on elevator full of girls
>mention weather is shit because I just got soaked
>"yeah mother nature is on her period" one of the girls says
>"guess who isn't on their period? THIS GIRL!!' as she's saying this shes looking at me and grinning
>walk off elevator without saying anything

fucking end me

Thanks. Here's your tip.

>tip her
>go work out

You've been inside a gym before right?

Why would you tip a receptionist you idiots

That's a weird thing to say to a stranger

yes, i agree.

How does one even respond to that?

because it's what classy men do. I always give my fedora a tip to the cutie at the front when I arrive. If it's a male I don't even look at him and keep my manly beard high and proud to assert that I am above his wagecuck roided ass

maybe like "oh really?"

like this

ask her friends if she's ok

Thanks you too

What kind of fucking mongoloid are you? You ALWAYS tip the receptionist

wtf lmao
America is so obsessed with tipping that employees probably tip their bosses

Situps

Want? No.

But you should be. Random acts of kindness brah, who knows maybe she's a witch and has the ability to shrink or engorge your dick.

Youll never know, but don't be surprised when you wake up with a clitty

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for you

This is not bad. I'm surprised

Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

nah, besides the jealousy she is ok

FYI, jealousy is often shown in people who are thinking about cheating.

y-you too.

mine scans my fingerprint and cornia and the head of my penis for some reason i still think the last one is bogus.

>giving a receptionist an ol' spicy key chain
>you weren't using your owen to bake oat pancakes
>you used it to heat the keys

WHAT KILLED THE GAINS?
CARDIO!

>report

Is this like the robot who had a 20 page dossier on some internet celebrities?

i'm sure user doesn't mean an actual report, you autist.

He meant Rapport m8.

The virgin hand keychain, no eye contact way

Yes he does.