You're jogging at night and she stops you in your path

full story pls.

>"look at those muscles"

>implying I'm not just making shit up on the internet

>look, babe, you're gonna hear...

Run around her and pretend not to notice.

*bumps into her at full speed knocking her to the ground*

whops didn't see you there kiddo... well, gotta go fast!

*accelerates and disappears into the night*

Ask if she's ever been raped

I'd immediately assume something is very wrong

- Prank
- Mugging
- False accusation of rape

especially if it's a hilary swank- looking white bitch like that in the picture you posted this thread with

>Mugging
yer she's the distraction before you get raped by 5 niggers

Well next time at least put in a little effort and make the whole thing up you faggot.

>strong jawline
Puke and do a complete 360 and walk away

Haha i remember this thread..

>not wanting chad sons
shiggy

"Ay bby you want sum fuck?"

-or-

>Get pepper sprayed

probably jog faster to give a good impression and then slow down once i'm out of sight

Fucking underrated

POO IN LOO

Is that Joseph Gordon levitt?

Am I the only one who thinks her eye area looks really similar to vegangainz? Stare at her eyes and he'll just pop into your head.

>You're jogging at night and she stops you in your path.
Come on faggot OP, WHAT DOES SHE SAY!?

Im black so I run away due to false accusations of rape or up to no good

>false accusations
aint foolin' no one lil nig aww yo dog get da water nigga is going daw

>you're jogging
lmao

>be jogging
>see this pretty girl
>feel a little shy and intimidated
>tempted to avoid her
>remember I'm a fat piece of shit and will never have a chance at her
>remember that she probably won't even acknowledge me jogging past her
>proceed to jog around her while looking straight ahead while pushing my earbuds back in

Make her eat a bowl of eggs

Was literally in a situation like this years ago

>tried to get into an early morning jogging routine
>day 2, attacked by dog
>day 6ish, youngish soccer mom with prepubescent kid on the sidewalk stopping and scowling at while I try to mind my business and avoid them
>day 15, patrol car drives up to me, keeps my pace as I slow down, look at them, and make this "What the hell is going on?" gesture. No words or explanation from the officer, just staring at me, following for a block then they peel out
>about day 23, attacked by different dog which I kicked in the nuts and pepper sprayed, then got in a screaming match with the owner that almost came to a real fight because I was so angry. I'm getting angry right now just thinking about it.

Fuck white people and their stupid shitty dogs.

>awkwardly say sorry while her friends laugh at you
>jog away and hear "ewwwwwww hahaha"

Delet

Wonder how she got onto this site.
Ignore because I'm running and not an MA.

No

I feel you bro, fuck dogs

>fuck white people
So you're black then
Why are you confused why a cop car followed you while you were running

Rape her for stopping me.

Dumb bitch.

lol no father

Eye see it. Heh.

lol so you're a black who probably runs around with panty house on his head, shirt off with a bunch of tattoos and then wonders why people think you're a thug

Fuck her senseless cause I'm getting sick of my lazy self absorbed gf

>hi

>Fuck white people
this

Kek

step to the side, say hello and keep running

Kick her in the cunt, what do i roll for that?

ive slapped over 10 randos in the ass while biking, i fully recommend it if you're sure you wont fall off

*unzips dick*
>it's all sweaty and hairy and embarassingly flaccid
p-put it in your mmmouth, (please?)

My dog is properly raised. Fuckin white trash shitheads aren't training their dogs right.This is from another white.

she is too pretty
its a trap(pre-internet meaning), she's distracting me while some thugs are going to try and jump me

Flying kick her in the teeth for trying to stop my fucking cardio
dumb bitch

Say move. i have shit to do if she wants to get pushed out of the way so be it

sometimes when i'm out and i see a pretty girl showing off her body/tits in tight clothes i just want to make her pay for making me feel like i do. who is she to stir up these feelings and then know i will nevr have a chance with her? what makes her feel so safe? does she think the police will save her? does she think they will be fast enough to stop what i will do?

jog past her while blurting out a huge BAM RATA TATA

youtube.com/watch?v=j7_lSP8Vc3o

>h-hey are you jogging?
>o-oh haha me too.

360 and walk away

Kek

>MFW thikgen of u hurting

a-are you hyperventilating?

if you do a 360 you'll be facing the same direction dumbass

That was a good post. Please never seek pyschiatric help.

Lay down the old don't argue

>he can't moonwalk
ishiggydiggy

people need to learn from rugby when dealing with this jumped up cunt and just go low

it's not like he's a bad player, he's just a one trick pony developed from people falling for his one trick

haven't you watched yeh yeh goodboy? its all about spirituality

Welcome newfriend

What would you be unzipping if you're outside running....
>user runs in jeans

loudly hum rocky music while running around her in circles

newfag detected

>triggered whitey itt

...

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

...

Punch her straight in the uterus, then jog off in the direction I came from.

never going to make it.

...

mmmmmmm

i'd shoot you for fucking with my dog
do i love my dog, or do i hate niggers?

doesn't matter, i suppose

LOL XDDDDDDD

>y-y-you too!

...

A girl like that has never noticed me for any other reason than as an annoyance to her existence and if I were to be struck dead by a car she would be utterly indifferent so long as it did not inconvenience her.

She has small boobs so she is rightfully invisible to me

Patrician taste my good man

Daddy want milkies!

Calm down ricegum

Thanks. It feels good to ignore all those women that think they are valuable when they're below a c cup. Even c cups are just barely acceptable if she has a fat butt

Keeping my fingers crossed that the next dog takes your throat out.

Pitbull-abusing white gutter trash that should be put down

Soulless subhuman garbage

Its a know fact dogs hate niggers

>Apologizing
Hows that white guilt going cuck

>and she stops you
oh but can she stop me?

Is this an attractive female?

Holyshit dog people are psycho