So do you have any other hobbies besides lifting weights?

how about you, any other hobbies besides plastering your ugly chihuahua looking bitch ass all over the social medias?

I mean you fucking hoe can't even stop touching your nokia while on a first date? Its not a hobby its an addiction. Get professional help you dirty slut.

>on her phone while eating
Dropped.

Shooting and gaming

Jiu jitsu, and going to concerts

Do you have any other hobbies besides Netflix, Chipotle, and Starbucks?

Yes i watch JAV movies and erotic japanese cartoons

Not really, but lifting is enough for me.

What do you even talk to a date about? Stupid fucking smalltalk? Because I suck at that. Im fucked

Isn't the girl supposed to be attractive in these?

Just talk about sex.

- Fitness
- Studying Nutrition science
Pick Fast Shred Ass - Rhythm Guitar
- Guns
- Reading
- Flexing too much and too hard on rest days leading to constant DOMS and gain loss

What do you do except sit around on that fucking phone all day scrolling through social media?

Why should I have hobbies? Serious question.

Do you have any other hobbies besides social media and netflix you dumb fucking thot

I volunteer with the Coast Guard.

I get to look cool in the uniform, play on boats for free all day, and sleep in my own bed at night.

Good for mental health, and social gains. My hobby is bbqing, I invite friends over and encourage them to bring friends, We all sit around my smoker and just drink and shoot the shit while the meat cooks.
Pic related

Yea,kite flying.

Anal?

Small talk is about the weather and shit. Dates are a place for "medium talk;" hobbies, interests, life experiences, likes and dislikes. You're trying to find out about a person you don't know that well and want to know if you're compatible, and presenting yourself favorably but honestly at the same time.

Too busy for hobbies really.

Unless you think things like building fence, clearing land, fixing tractors and such is a hobby.

Start competing in boxing and cage fighting. Actually get good at something instead of just doing all the lifting to "attract women". I have been boxing for 6 years and have gotten pretty damn good (good enough to likely beat professionals under my weight class) and I always tell women I am a boxer, but I just lift weights. Having scars around your eyes and face can help too. Chicks dig it.

It makes you a more interesting person. They typically give you different worldly experiences that other people don't have. Women typically don't want to date a guy who doesn't get out of the house. At least not right away.

I play trombone, keyboard, and guitar, and I listen to /mu/ shit while taking heaping scoops of kratom while playing league of legends. I'm a fucking loser but I'm 6'1" lmao.

I like to argue with others on the fitness section of an anime imageboard

Yes. Do you have any hobbies AT ALL?

I'd love to lose 15 IQ points doing boxing

You siting on my face.

she literally looks retarded

thought the same thing as well.

"Actually I don't lift (I do), I just surf every once in a while (I don't) and play basketball (make her think about nigger cock)"

Does the kratom fuck you up?

LOL

It's rude to talk or text or take pictures or surf the web or social media during a meal faggot. Did ANYONE teach you manner you.punk? I would shove that phone up your ass in front of the entire restaurant you shit stain.

lmao nice fivehead bitch

You don't take jujitsu. You are too dumb to excel in it.

>Drinking
Not going to make it.

None of that is true you lying sack of shit

>tfw to intelligent too suck dick

Yea that woulkd leave you with zero I.Q. points.

HELPHELP PLEASE she had surgery and her mouth is wired shut but I wanna fugg

How about an Australian kiss then?

Her vagina and asshole aren't wired shut so what's the problem?

I don't think it's possible to have a negative IQ, user. But I guess you wouldn't know

Movie, then dinner. Gives a line of conversation if needed, plus you can make jokes about it. Have fun with the meal too, be charismatic and have you both order something that looks good but fun (wing places are godly for this; get a few orders of tastey mini-tendies, and one of their hottest/craziest flavor, tease eachother to eat them, shit like that)
Any faults or weirdness own up to it, wjen in doubt alightly laugh at yourself, make a slightly self deprecating joke about it but display confidencw and they wont care what autistic hobbies youre into ('haha yeah I know I know some people think its weird and its a total nerd/meathead/weird thing, but I like it and its fun so who cares, right?' Smile while doing so)
Be calm OP. Confident. You got this far, whats a little further, eh? It aint shit for you. You got this.

Do the badger, remington QC has gone to shit iirc. Savage has decent actions also from what I hear, but I dont do long range stuff too much so Im not an authority.

>her mouth is wired shut
>its ok, just take her out to get wings
?????????

What a punchable face she has.

Fucking thots

I cringed

I can't tell if this was written by an incel who imagines over and over again in his head that it is going to go like this when he finally has the courage to ask her out, or if it was written by a baby boomer father who genuinely is hoping for the best for you with innocent naivete

I don't care about making it, I care about having a good time with my friends ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

>how to turn off a girl in 20 seconds

Perfect woman amirite xDDDdDDDDDDD

Ayo bitch i jus paid for ya fuckin meal n sheeit n you on da fucking phone? You best be suckin muh dick bitch dat my mother fuckin hobby right dur nigga mouth fucking hoes like yo ass HAHA.

then get off my board

...

>You can't spend a few hours in the gym during the week and drink casually on some weekends
Hey man exercise doesn't have to be your life, it should come second to your happiness.

>european
>work as a pilot

Telling stories of "London's like this" and "Budapest is like that" has gotten very boring, but it's a guaranteed fuck. Might as well keep doing it.

I wouldn't touch that with a broomstick. Jesus christ man, use your fucking brain to make decisions.

I love to browse on Veeky Forums with other like minded intellectuals.

that food looks pretty bad.
And no not really, lifting weights is my hobby.

I'm an archeologist.

and she can't say no

Who the fuck cares, virgin alert screaming from you.

Doing what makes him happy? Whats wrong?

How do I know you are balding

>so wtf do u do other than get drunk and hook up with low quality dudes and pose ur ass on instagram?

>incel
What does this mean? You read like a deranged lunatic.

>Says the guy taking a picture off her on his phone

I am a rich bitcoins millionare (or atleast I will be)
I also assemble model kits and like football

nigga you dont even have a high enough iq to lose 15

Fuck that, the first thing i ask is if she has an answer to the jewish question.

>GNU/Linux
>Managing my servers
>Building computers

> satisfying your most basic urges is happiness
We live to toil, hedonists should be hanged.

That's a job, not a hobby

Nice LARP, buddy.

>shoot the shit
this is such a faggoty virgin phrase why do people use it

I'm pretty good at having existential crises and contemplating suicide

other than that no not really

No you wouldn't, faggot. You would post about it here.

I haven't that hard in while.
Thanks you based anons

photography
cooking/ baking
competetive shooting
hiking

Sounds like you're the virgin

I play video games and read cartoons.

>google 'incel'
>get results

Brainlet go and stay go

Video games, I play the piano and bass, reading, hiking/hunting and guns, my budget is separated into bills/gymmembership/savings/guns and ammo

See

Do you have any other hobbies besides looking at your phone?

Home-brewing, firearms, writing, cooking, walking, rowing (used to do open water), travelling to, and living in, different countries.

Someone's not getting any tonight.

I know this is most likely a troll, but why are there so many autists on this board who literally refuse to have 1 (ONE) beer at a social gathering? It won't kill you. Plan accordingly. Everyone thinks you're a little pussy bitch. A cold beer on a hot summer day with friends is one of life's simple pleasures.

>thinking grills care about 'hobbies'

LOL maybe if you're fucking 12. Women care only about the size of your paycheck and how much of it is disposable on her and any other whim you have.

TTG, card games both casino stuff and nerd shit, mma, vidya, sometimes i like taking pictures of obscure objects, long walks, reading
I might start football this sunday since I need a team sport

dating girls who ask a lot of stupid questions is one of my favorite past times