Beta

>ITT: Times you were beta

Let's learn from each other and help ourselves to become more alpha

I had an alpha moment the other day. I was with a girl and she wanted to watch a movie. I realized that I had no desire to 1. watch her shitty movie choice and 2. agonize over when to make a move during the movie. So I kissed her before she even put the movie on and we had sex. I've been seeing her for the past few weeks.

I'm having an alpha moment right now too I'm sageing your shit thread

just be yourself

obesity and picking your acne.

>double texting girls

>drunk messaging girls

>getting a fuck buddy who told you she wasn't after a relationship and falling in love with her

Ive done 1 and 3.

Alpha moment?
Random slut hit me up
>"hey so are you not coming over tonight? teehee"
No lol
>read 4 hours ago

T-that'll show her.

Not me, but I'm not sure if alpha or beta desu

>At work
>Old guy we call 'wing commander' cause pic related
>Mid 50s
>He lives in English country side
>Loves banter with the younger guys at work
>Told me a story about a date he had a couple weeks ago
>All went well
>She told him she's kinky as fuck
>Somehow talks his way into a fuck on the first date
>He goes upstairs to 'go to the toilet'
>Calls date to stand at the bottom of the stairs
>He's there in his stockings and suspenders and 6" stilettos
>Bow tie to top it off
>He can't read face
>Leg gives way and falls down stairs
>Stiletto heel goes up his arse
>She laughs and leaves
>Had to go hospital to have it removed
>I didn't think it was true until I patted him on the arse and saw him wince in pain
>Ask him what his small village will think
>"They all know full well what I'm like"

...

Fucking kek
Pretty fucking alpha senpai

>saying your name without her asking first
>saying thank you to a girl

can't be a beta if you aren't in relationship

> cheated on by EVERY gf I was with
> last one was oneitis.png and best one ever
> she's an addict
> decide to fix her as a proper white knight I am
> igotthismotherfuckers.png
> fast forward 2 years
> I'm total mess, stressed out 24/7
> she cheated with drinking buddies
> both her ex husbands
> still told her "I love you!"
> mwf
> mwf there's no mfw for this level of cuckoldry


we are all going to make it

>~12 years ago, am 18
>out drinking, high school crush is out too
>shes hot for me
>we make out
>i go to toilet and come out, she is waiting for me
>puts her arms around me and asks "user, how do you like me?"
>don't know how to answer the question
>panic
>have to say something...
>i say "you're a good friend"
>fast forward to today and I want to go back in time and punch myself in the balls so fucking hard

seriously tho. Whats the best response for that ?

>woman looks at me
>avert gaze
multiple times every day

And then clicked out if Bazzers, wipes the cum of your keyboard and went to crying yourself to sleep.

Just asked a 9/10 girl if she's watched IT yet. She said no she hates scary movies, so I said "Sucks, guess I'll have to find someone else to take" don't know if alpha or beta, but feels bad man.

>people looks at me
>avert gaze
>multiple times every day

>>saying your name without her asking first
is this bad?

Unless you are more attractive than the girl ,yes

tb h I feel better when I stood up girls than going on date with them

I feel alpha as fuck. But by the same token I haven't had sex with anyone for two months now.

Tired of fapping. Feelsbadman

>"user, how do you like me?"
>"like a papa bear and a little cub bear"

I've been using the new It movie as a conversation starter with women for the past month

It's resulted in four dates so far, but that means that I've seen the movie six fucking times

Same crap, except that happens with any stranger, be it at public transport, school or the gym. I think it's rude to stare at strangers, I don't like when people stare at me, so I try to avoid doing that. But then when people look at me and we have eye contact I look away to not be rude. Funny thing is I learned to slowly avert my eyes rather than it being a reflex. I find it hypocritical to look around at women yet be a scared bitch when looking at a big tattooed guy(s). So I just ignore everyone and mind my own business :^) Help this social autist pls

>movie date
>with any first date

you're not going to make it

“from behind, now get on the floor”
Then I guess everyone walks the dinosaur

Can someone tell me how long it takes for a girl to stop going for you if you aren't doing anything? I know it sounds beta af but when I'm in class I try and focus on class but there's actually sexy ass bitches staring at me now and it's been like this for the whole semester so far and I'm just like why are they still doing this when I haven't given them anything more than a glace?

Also want to know this so I can get with them too. Like at this point they straight up stare at me like I guess they must really want me or something I don't fucking know

You have mayo and pieces of lettuce in your neckbeard.

I used to basically think shit like that. I've had really bad self esteem problems and honestly they've only gotten better because at this point I know they wouldn't be staring at me if I was fucking ugly

When I told my fwb that Ill fix her window after her ex caught us mid coitus and broke through it like the kool aid man. She basically manipulated me to fix it but I realized midway that that was fucking beta ended up not fixing it.

Lads get ready
>friend has family friend he said known forever
>she cute and thinks I'm cute
>find out she's a sex maniac and I'm 19 yo virgin
>go on date, she takes me to spot overlooking city, says she loves to make out up here
>hahah yeah I'm sure that would be fun and stare forward
>leave make out reef and she pulls into adult store parking lot
>lets go in here and look around
>shows me which model vibratory she has and asks which lingerie would look good on her
>pick out dumbest looking costume I can find because I think I'm funny
>go back to her place, she says she's going to change and winks at me
>don't worry, I won't look and cover my eyes and too nervous to even steal a peek
>puts on Austin powers, fucking love these movies
>stares at me, grabs my hand, rubs my dyel arms and says I'm big
>nah not really I haven't been to gym in a month
>says we should do cardio sometime and I pay more attention to movie because sperg
>says she could yell and her mom wouldn't hear us because house is so big
>dare her to yell, says I have to make her, tell her idk what that means
>Leave after movie, kiss her outside and drive home
Mfw blue balled her again two more times before she realized I'm autistic

kek

either you're hilariously ugly/ugly in an interesting way or good looking

>>leave make out reef and she pulls into adult store parking lot
>>lets go in here and look around
>>shows me which model vibratory she has and asks which lingerie would look good on her

Holy fuck mate no one in the history of sex has ever been more obvious. I mean I'm a fucking retard and I could definitely have figured that one out.

I mean I knew she wanted the sex but I was just to scared to give it to her
When I told her I was a Virgo she said she didn't want to be the one to take my card anyway so I'm cool widdit

>ask for a number
>got humiliated

>politely tell him no
>o-ok..

now was that so fucking hard

>that time you were too scared to ask a girl out and you ask Veeky Forums for advice
>post her picture on Veeky Forums without removing the fb filename
>she and her family gets doxed and they all get death threats

Seriously, APPROACH THEM after class

that was me in 6th grade, I'm still pissed at myself

>saying your name without her asking first
That's normal? You go "Hi I'm user" and offer to shake their hand. They then introduce themselves

Wait I don’t get it
I thought this was funny
I saw the profile pic is a woman
>humble brag about getting picked up all the time

Tell me how I know you're underage and need to be b&

Sister had some girl friends over.
One in particular fancy me, but I don't really her.
Got poured a lot of wine and got drunk. She got drunker. We kissed.
She slept in my bed, and we tried the sex thing, but all I could think about in a moment of clearness was how pointless it was. I mean, touching boobs and body contact is all nice and well, but the sex-part? Felt like a chore.
Luckily I didn't catch anything like Chlamydia or a child, so will live another day.
Back to stammering when talking to colleagues I guess.

You know college classes exist retard?

damn dude why haven't you hare kare'd yourself

she innocently smiled at him and he raped her!

And then they turn you off or you get friendzoned.
You never reveal information about yourself to a girl unless they ask you first. Always obey this rule.
Even if you are in a group and a girl approaches you and introduce herself, you still dont say your name .

Finding a fb account from a filename has been done for at least a decade so it was either your first time on the internet or you're severely autistic.

>10ish years ago
>was 17 oneitis was 21
>walking down the street with her
>couples walking past us holding hands
>"maybe we should hold hands user. We could be like these faggot couples holding hands"
>nah holding hands is for faggots
Stopped talking/seeing her shortly after that. She still haunts my dreams sometimes.

>your oneitis had an ex-husband
Hmm

what??? fixing shit is manly. have her blow you while you fix it to feel more alpha

> me
> there is girl
> am autistic
> i fap
> cry
i am so dumb right guiz eh-ehehe

wtf are you ?

Girls are autistic and want guys more when they seem unavailable

Extremely autistic my man

>2nd ex gf breaks up with me
>we talk for the last time
>i end up crying
>telling her how i'd miss cooking together
>how i'd miss hiking together

didn't do that with my now ex gf, didn't beta out

Kek. Legitimately storing that one